Chapter 326 Let the Stand Fly!
Chapter 326 Let the Stand Fly!
Whether it is okay or not, Zhao Ruoming's words don't count, Jiang Huiyi's words count. In romantic novels, the heroine is the first, and the hero is only the second. Everything is determined by the heroine's heart.
In other words, it is not enough for Zhao Ruoming to open his eyes, point at himself and shout "I am Duan Jizhi's stand-in", but Jiang Huiyi has to believe from the bottom of her heart that Duan Hongji is the stand-in!
As for Jiang Huiyi's heart...
Ok.
Zhao Ruoming shook his head and put this big bomb behind him for the time being. He found a bench and started to write and draw.
In addition to the labeling issue, a book needs to be logically consistent when it is finished. In other words, Duan Hongji must find a suitable reason for all his actions.
So the question is, why did Duan Hongji spend 33 billion to marry Jiang Huiyi?
If the original Duan Hongji was here, he would probably have started cursing: Why else? Because I have water in my brain! Because this world is a big piss bubble!
It is meaningless to dwell on the original novel. The new book has already set the tone of a contractual marriage and a humble crush. Duan Hongji did not marry Jiang Huiyi for love. So, what else could it be?
Duan Hongji loves money like his life, so what could be more important to him than money?
Just when Zhao Ruoming was racking his brains to find a reason for the original Duan Hongji's marriage to Jiang Huiyi, Fyodor called.
The other party was as concise as always, with a few simple words that contained a lot of information: "Dark Blood Feast has issued a wanted order."
Zhao Ruoming was not surprised by this result: "Who is wanted? And for what reason?"
Ji Zhao's identity was a secret, and the Dark Blood Feast could not openly release the news that they were going to capture a certain immortal. There had to be a reason.
Fyodor said, "You are wanted."
Zhao Ruoming: “.”
Zhao Ruoming knew who was behind this and almost laughed out of anger: "For what reason?"
Fyodor's tone was calm and steady: "It is said that you stole the most precious treasure of Mr. Di Wanshu of the Di family."
Zhao Ruoming chuckled: "What? Did I saw off his two legs?"
At this time, Zhao Ruoming still had the leisure to joke. Fyodor was silent for a moment, then said: "You can come to my house and hide for a while."
"No need." Zhao Ruoming flipped through the wanted poster sent to her by 203, "I'm usually in school. School is safe."
Fyodor knew that Zhao Ruoming had 203 to protect him, so he didn't try to persuade him: "Okay. Don't worry about this man, you can leave him to me to take care of. If you are worried, you can come to see him from time to time."
It is indeed appropriate for Fedor to take care of Ji Zhao. Apart from anything else, this guy is as strong as a bull. If Ji Zhao goes crazy again, only Fedor can control her.
Zhao Ruoming said: "Then I'll trouble you."
Fyodor said "hmm", and although his tone was flat, his mood was obviously better: "I'll take him away now, and I'll send you the new address in half an hour."
"Hey?" Zhao Ruoming asked doubtfully, "There's no need to be so anxious. You haven't slept all night. It's no different if you rest there for a while before leaving."
"It doesn't matter." Fyodor only said these three words.
Although he didn't know why Fyodor was so anxious to move out of Theodore's (now François') dark spot, Zhao Ruoming chose to respect it: "Okay."
After hanging up the phone, Zhao Ruoming carefully looked at the wanted poster sent to her by 203. The photo was so high-definition that you could see the pores clearly on the wanted poster. You could guess who provided it with your eyes closed.
I have to be more careful with the "Zhao Ruoming" shell recently. It's really troublesome.
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Duan Hongji, who had not been home for several days, finally returned to the Duan residence. Aunt Wu quickly made some soup and cooked a few of her signature dishes.
Duan Hongji was sitting at the dining table. Just as he was about to start eating, he saw Theodore walk in whistling.
Duan Hongji put down the chopsticks he had just picked up.
Theodore looked good, much more energetic than before. Seeing Duan Hongji put down his chopsticks, Theodore raised his eyebrows and said, "Duan, aren't you hungry?"
Duan Hongji said, "I feel full just by looking at you." His appetite was half gone.
Theodore's eyes lit up: "I know that. In the Chinese context...are you praising me for my beauty?"
Theodore's confidence was so dazzling that it almost blinded Duan Hongji. It is true that when a person is happy, he feels refreshed. It seems that being able to trick Fu Dongshu to death really made Theodore very happy. This peacock began to shine with confidence again.
Duan Hongji glanced at Theodore and said coldly, "You looked like you were going to see your father a few days ago. How come you are alive again today?"
Theodore's face froze, then he laughed and said, "I thought you couldn't see me at all, but I didn't expect you to know that I was sick."
"So are you recovered today?" Duan Hongji scooped a spoonful of soup.
"I guess so." Theodore also scooped a spoonful of soup for himself. "My brother cured me."
Duan Hongji didn't respond and started drinking the soup.
Duan Hongji looked uninterested, causing Theodore to scratch his head: "Duan, why don't you ask me how I cured it?"
Duan Hongji said: "The Duan family does not get involved in the medical field."
"..." Theodore said incredulously, "Aren't you curious?"
"Well, if that will shut you up," Duan Hongji said impatiently, "how did your brother 'cure' you?"
Theodore was finally satisfied: "You may not believe it, but he promised to get rid of a nasty bug for me."
Zhao Ruoming thought that Theodore was really shameless. He was crying and vomiting bile because of the bugs, but he still felt quite honored.
"Good brother." Duan Hongji nodded perfunctorily and continued to drink his soup.
Seeing that he couldn't arouse Duan Hongji's interest in talking, Theodore had to temporarily give up the idea of teasing him and started eating in a sullen manner.
Theodore was extravagant by nature and loved luxury. After he came to the Duan family, the dining table of the Duan family became more and more decorated - Theodore paid for it out of his own pocket, and the Duan family had no objection to it.
Theodore is tired of Chinese food, and has recently started to look for the true meaning of delicious Japanese food. His breakfast is a plate of sushi.
Theodore picked up a piece of sushi with his fork elegantly and smiled at Duan Hongji: "Duan, do you know who made this plate of sushi?"
Duan Hongji raised his eyes and said, "Did you buy it from a nearby sushi restaurant?"
"Wrong~" Theodore said proudly, "It was made by Aunt Wu herself."
"Auntie Wu can also make sushi?" Duan Hongji was a little surprised this time. Auntie Wu had been cooking for the Duan family for more than ten years, but she had never mentioned that she could make sushi?
"Of course she can't." Theodore brought the beautiful piece of sushi to his plump lips, "But after I paid her 10,000 francs, she said she could learn."
Money makes the world go round, that's true. But even though Theodore failed in the family competition, he still spends money lavishly. It's hard not to accept his mentality.
"Mrs. Wu is an excellent cook. The taste of the sushi she rolls is incomparable to the inferior ones out there~"
While expressing his thoughts on the food, Theodore elegantly took a bite of the sushi, ready to savor the sweet and refreshing taste.
The next second, Theodore suddenly started coughing violently!
"Cough, cough, cough, cough! Cough, cough, cough!"
Theodore's fair face turned red. His two hands reached the soup bowl in front of Duan Hongji like an octopus, and then he drank the soup in Duan Hongji's bowl in one gulp!
The scalding hot soup scalded Theodore so much that he rolled his eyes. It took him a long time to recover.
"Auntie Wu! Auntie Wu!" Theodore was so angry that he didn't care about gentlemanly manners anymore (although he seemed to have never had such a thing). "Auntie Wu!"
The restaurant was very close to the kitchen. After Theodore called out twice, Aunt Wu came to the restaurant wearing an apron.
"Oh? What's wrong?" Aunt Wu glanced at Theodore, who was as red as a turkey, and then looked at Duan Hongji, who had a numb face.
Theodore pointed to the sushi on the plate and said, "Ma'am, what did you put in your sushi?"
"Wasabi," Wu Ma said matter-of-factly. "Xizi, didn't you say that you should order wasabi with sushi?"
Theodore: “…”
Theodore: "Some mustard. Some-mustard--Is my Chinese pronunciation not standard enough?"
Wu Ma nodded: "It's not quite standard."
Theodore: "..."
A faint laugh came from Duan Hongji's direction.
Duan Hongji's smile at Theodore was something even rarer than Huang Heqing's. But it was a pity that this smile was a complete mockery.
Theodore had to switch to a more straightforward way of communicating: "I thought the way to order mustard was for you to make a bowl of mustard sauce for me and let me dip it myself."
Wu Ma said, "But you don't know how to use chopsticks, right? You can only use a fork. You use the fork to dip the sushi into the wasabi sauce, but before it even gets to the mustard sauce, it all falls into the sauce bowl!"
Theodore was almost laughing out of anger: "Madam, do you mean that you still consider me?"
Wu Ma said as a matter of course: "Yes! I mixed the mustard and sauce directly into the rice. This way you don't have to dip it in! I added two more spoonfuls in case you thought it was too light!"
While the two were talking, Duan Hongji had quickly finished his meal, stood up, and patted Wu Ma on the shoulder with a smile: "Sister, you have worked hard." Then he walked out.
Duan Hongji's bias towards his aunt made Theodore laugh and cry. He didn't want to argue with Aunt Wu anymore, so he threw his fork aside and said, "Madam, think about it, French fries dipped in ketchup and tomato strips dipped in mashed potatoes are the same thing? Is this example enough for you to understand your mistake today?"
Aunt Wu murmured, "I don't like these foreign things..."
The two were busy arguing and no one noticed that Duan Hongji, who walked to the door, seemed to stiffen slightly.
"Daddy, daddy! Tongzi daddy! I know how the plot will proceed!"
Zhao Ruoming went into the bedroom, threw himself on the bed excitedly, grabbed 203 and started shaking it left and right, then started throwing it around.
203: "How are you going to move, bang bang, gyrating, gyrating, how can you make Jiang Huiyi treat you as a substitute, gyrating..."
Zhao Ruoming's eyes lit up: "French fries dipped in ketchup are a perfect match, but wouldn't tomato strips dipped in mashed potatoes be good too!"
203 said: "Host, I currently only understand a few metaphors. This is not one of them."
Zhao Ruoming babble, "It's very difficult to get Jiang Huiyi to treat me as Duan Jizhi's stand-in, but isn't it much easier to get Jiang Huiyi to treat Duan Jizhi as my stand-in?"
203: "."
Great host, listen to what you are saying, is this human language? .jpg
"Jiang Huiyi loves me now! And she loves me to death—" Jumping out of the car can be considered a life-or-death struggle, "Suppose I let her be with Duan Jizhi, and tell her, 'Duan Jizhi is my blood, and when you see him you see me'—what do you think?"
203 felt his system core buzzing. The system really couldn't replace humans. It didn't understand what Zhao Ruoming was talking about.
203 tried hard to cooperate with Zhao Ruoming: "Well, you mean, to entrust Jiang Huiyi... uh, to be the orphan?"
Zhao Ruoming: “.”
Zhao Ruoming was so angry that he pinched 203 and flattened him: "Tongzi's father! Why don't you wake up!"
203 said: "It's my fault that I don't understand. I'm holding you back."
"Don't be polite." Zhao Ruoming's eyes were as bright as two small electric lights, and he said:
"Let's assume a situation - suppose, um, suppose I have an enemy -"
There is no need to assume this, as Zhao Ruoming has a lot of ready-made enemies.
"Suppose my woman—"
203 had to interrupt Zhao Ruoming again: "Which woman are you with?" Zhao Ruoming had as many female romantic interests as male romantic interests.
"Jiang Huiyi!" Zhao Ruoming said angrily, "Suppose my enemies kidnapped Jiang Huiyi just to threaten me to give up the benefits that were about to be obtained.
"I resolutely went to the kidnapping scene alone and rescued Jiang Huiyi by myself.
"Finally, with my incomparable bravery and wisdom, I took Jiang Huiyi out of danger. Just as I was about to escape, my enemy suddenly opened fire on me!"
"Bang, bang, bang!" Zhao Ruoming made a pistol gesture, "Ah! I was shot!" Zhao Ruoming took a sip of water, "Ah! I vomited blood!"
The host was addicted to acting again. 203 had no choice but to clean up all the water Zhao Ruoming had sprayed all over the floor.
"Jiang Huiyi held my head and cried loudly, 'If you don't love me, why did you save me?'"
"And I! My expression is still noble and cold! I said as still as a mountain: 'Since I married you, you are my responsibility. This has nothing to do with love.'"
"Jiang Huiyi will definitely break down and cry: 'I don't want your responsibility! I want you to love me!'"
"At this time, I would reach out my hand, gently touch her hair, and then say weakly: 'I can't do it - but I hope you are happy. I know that the eldest brother was your first love. After I die, you two can finally get married... Every time I see him, it's like seeing me... cough cough cough cough!'"
Zhao Ruoming coughed painfully, as if he was going to cough out his own alveoli.
"Ah!" Zhao Ruoming imitated the words vividly, "Jiang Huiyi screamed in pain, and looked at me in her arms in despair, completely cold... Finally, she cried and threw herself into Duan Jizhi's arms, shouting: 'Aji! Now I only have you!'"
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