RPAGF Chapter 327 Freshmen
Chapter 327 Freshmen
François was studying how to spank a child when his cell phone rang.
Today, François is still acting as a psychologically twisted boss. This time the plot is as follows:
Feng Liuxue made breakfast for Francois and Lina. But Lina was pregnant and couldn't eat cold food. After eating the peach stalk rice porridge cooked by Feng Liuxue, she had a miscarriage.
Yes, this plot is so sloppy and uninhibited. Lina drank a bowl of porridge, and the fruit of her love with François was lost just like that...
When François saw this scene, he was just like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.
After Lina had a miscarriage, François was still furious and smashed all the cups, plates, bowls, dishes, chopsticks and pots to pieces, and then made Feng Liuxue kneel on the pile of debris!
The degree of insanity of the plot is not a big deal. François has been a psychopath for three years anyway, so this time won't make any difference.
The problem is stuck at the first step.
Although the plot requires the vicious female supporting character Lina to be pregnant, Francois and Lina are indeed just an ordinary boss and employee relationship, and there has never been any physical contact. In other words, it is impossible for Lina to get pregnant with Francois's child.
It's just an air child. Even if Lina drinks a truckload of porridge, she can't get rid of it!
Francois originally planned to let Lina hide a pillow in her stomach and take it out after she finished drinking the porridge. But 424 cruelly told her that the review had failed. ——The world consciousness is not a fool.
François was going crazy, and even started searching the 424 system for questions like "How to get pregnant within one day?", "How are the abortion effects in TV dramas done?", "Can you fake pregnancy by sticking silicone on your belly?"
The breakfast made by Feng Liuxue is almost cold, and François's child has not been born yet. She is so worried.
The phone rang, and François' eyes lit up when he saw it was Zhao Ruoming.
Zhao Ruoming is different from him. He has worked hard for three years, but has long been beaten into obedience by the Wanxiang Universe, and his thinking is very rigid. Zhao Ruoming has a lot of clever ideas!
What's more, the fact that Zhao Ruoming took the initiative to contact him now proved that she had not killed Ji Zhao yet. In any case, this was a good sign.
Francois found an empty room, picked up the phone, and shouted, "Zhao! Do me a favor!"
At the same time, Zhao Ruoming's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Old Fu, help me!"
The two voices collided, and Zhao Ruoming and François on both ends of the phone were stunned.
Francois laughed in silence: "Zhao, what's the matter?"
Zhao Ruoming said, "Let's talk about your business first. Mine is not urgent and needs some more polishing."
"Okay, okay." Francois said quickly, "Do you know any way to make a woman pregnant within an hour?"
Zhao Ruoming: “.”
Brother, did anyone tell me?
François also knew that what he said was too explosive, so he quickly told Zhao Ruoming the plot of his departure. After listening to him, Zhao Ruoming also fell silent.
François pulled his hair in pain. "It's all my fault! I was so busy with Theodore's mission recently that I didn't pay much attention to Feng Liuxue. I just remembered this plot when I was reading the book today! It's too late to prepare!"
Zhao Ruoming asked: "How much time do you have left?"
Francois said: "Today's breakfast is the deadline."
Zhao Ruoming glanced at the time. It was eight o'clock in the morning.
François was still mumbling in pain: "Actually, if I can't complete this plot, I won't die. At most, all of my and 424's existing energy points and points will be reset to zero - but that's more than points! I saved them for three years!"
Not everyone is a wealthy local like 203. Francois has always lived a tight life, saving these points to save his life when the time comes. If possible, Francois does not want to go back to the days before liberation.
"Don't worry," Zhao Ruoming consoled him, "The world's consciousness is very rigid. For example, breakfast - anything you eat before noon is called breakfast! We still have three hours."
One hour turned into three, and nothing changed. François was about to faint.
"Old Zhao!" Francois was desperate and tried every possible means. "Can you get pregnant within an hour? I beg you!"
"..." Zhao Ruoming discovered the blind spot: "What can you do with me? Doesn't it have to be your lover?"
Francois said, "I don't care about that. Anyway, I am a playboy and I am a womanizer. The more lovers I have, the more impressive I am. I don't care whether Feng Liuxue believes it or not, I believe it anyway!"
It's impossible not to go crazy while doing a mission, haha!
Zhao Ruoming thought for a moment, and suddenly an idea came to him: "Since the choice is not important, I have a way... How about this, I will help you find someone who can get pregnant within an hour."
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Di Wanshu was drinking tea at Gu Xichen's house.
The theft of the "Eternal Pig" caused panic among the people of Dark Blood Feast. Some even suspected the original owner - they suspected that he had changed his mind and had staged such a drama and secretly hidden the Eternal Pig.
After all, when the Eternal Pig was stolen, everyone with intact legs and feet in the hall ran away, leaving only Di Wanshu, a paralyzed man, sitting at the scene. Afterwards, the other party only provided a photo of a waiter wiping dishes, which was really suspicious no matter how you looked at it.
Some people even suspected François, but fortunately, François missed the farce of immortality because he was sending Feng Liuxue to the hospital. He was completely unaware of the incident and there was no need for him to steal an ordinary fat man. Only then did these suspicions die down.
In order to prove his innocence and clear himself of suspicion, Di Wanshu moved into Gu Xichen's house, and other guests at the Dark Blood Banquet took turns sending people to look after him.
Of course, the security measures can stop others, but they cannot stop some of the most daring guys.
Di Wanshu seemed to sense something and tapped the lid of the teacup gently. When he looked up, Zhao Ruoming was already standing in front of him.
Just in case, Zhao Ruoming is now in the form of Fu Dongshu. Di Wanshu smiled slightly: "A Shu, what do you want to talk to me about?"
Zhao Ruoming looked Di Wanshu up and down, and suddenly asked, "As I recall, you are genderless?"
Emperor Wanshu: “?”
Di Wanshu took a moment to react, then realized what Zhao Ruoming said: "Yes. What's wrong?"
Zhao Ruoming picked up Di Wanshu unceremoniously and said, "Then I'll find you."
Di Wanshu was dangling in the air by Zhao Ruoming's clothes. For a moment, he didn't know what to say: "What are you talking about?"
Zhao Ruoming threw Di Wanshu to the ground and kicked him: "You don't want to?"
"At least, you should let me know what the situation is." Di Wanshu lay on the ground, straightened his wrinkled collar, and smiled palely, "I thought you didn't want to see me anymore."
"That's not the case. I want to watch you die with my own eyes." Zhao Ruoming hooked Di Wanshu's chin with his foot. The latter accepted this disrespectful and even humiliating action well. He even raised his head leisurely and looked at Zhao Ruoming - only to see the other's beautifully contoured chin.
"Why," Di Wanshu asked with a smile, "Do you need me for your mission?"
"I guess so." Zhao Ruoming snapped his fingers. "Ten minutes. I'll give you a chance to create life."
"..." Di Wanshu looked at Zhao Ruoming and asked sincerely, "Why do you think I would help you with this?"
Zhao Ruoming asked curiously, "Isn't this what you've always wanted?"
Di Wanshu was silent again, and after a long while he said with difficulty: "When did I want this?"
Zhao Ruoming leaned over, put his hands in his pockets, and looked at Di Wanshu's pretty face.
"Haven't you always wanted to know what life is, what death is, and what irrational emotions are?"
Zhao Ruoming grabbed Di Wanshu's neck, knocked him to the ground, and then stepped on his lower abdomen.
Di Wanshu groaned. Although he was not afraid of pain or death, Zhao Ruoming's action was still too foul. It made him feel excited and dangerous at the same time.
Zhao Ruoming tapped Di Wanshu's abdomen with his toes and said slowly:
“A life appears, this is birth;
“When a life disappears, it is death;
"You feel lost and even sad because it's gone - it's an irrational emotion."
Zhao Ruoming retracted his foot, bent down to check Di Wanshu's stunned expression, and added leisurely: "Your worthless life and your broken body will never have this opportunity. Don't you want to try? In just one hour, you can experience everything you have always dreamed of. Are you tempted?"
Di Wanshu stared at Zhao Ruoming's face in astonishment, then shook his head and said, "Don't try to use psychological hints on me."
Zhao Ruoming curled his lips and stood up straight.
Di Wanshu sat up, gently stroked the spot where Zhao Ruoming had just stepped, and said slowly: "What you said is indeed what I want. You know me very well, but this is not the only way I can experience it."
Zhao Ruoming interrupted Di Wanshu impatiently: "Whether I kill you or you kill me in the end, we don't have the leisure to let each other experience love, life and death - that is a very advanced proposition and should not happen between enemies. So, this is your last chance."
"I'll ask you one last time, do you want to try it?" Zhao Ruoming looked straight into the other person's eyes.
"I'll teach you," Zhao Ruoming added, "Even if you don't agree, it won't affect me. I might as well tell you that I'm here on behalf of a friend of mine. The mission requires his seed, not mine. Even if you refuse, the most he can do is deduct some points."
One of the key points of negotiation: whoever gets impatient loses.
Di Wanshu pondered for a moment, and suddenly said, "Okay."
Zhao Ruoming narrowed his eyes slightly. Given Di Wanshu's character, there was probably more to this sentence.
Sure enough, Di Wanshu continued: "But I don't want your friend's, I want yours."
???
Zhao Ruoming frowned and immediately rejected it: "Impossible."
"Forget it then." Di Wanshu smiled and sat back in his wheelchair. "Except for lives like yours, I am not interested in other lives."
Zhao Ruoming fell silent and asked 203: "How is Francois?"
"That pot of porridge is almost burnt." 203 shook the ball, "Host, as a high-tech product, I advise you not to give your genes to Di Wanshu."
God knows what sinister things Di Wanshu will do with Zhao Ruoming's genes. 203 doubts that Di Wanshu will clone a new Zhao Ruoming to do those cunning things.
"Of course I can't give it to him." Zhao Ruoming frowned and said, "Who does he think he is?" When he thought that his genes would be involved with that bitch Di Wanshu, Zhao Ruoming felt so sick that he felt dizzy.
Zhao Ruoming didn't say anything and Di Wanshu wasn't in a hurry either. The two of them just stayed in a stalemate, with the only sound of the ticking clock in the room.
After a long while, Zhao Ruoming slowly opened his mouth, as if he had compromised: "Okay."
Di Wanshu's eyes lit up slightly.
Zhao Ruoming said coldly: "But time is urgent, I can only give you a strand of my hair, you should be able to do it, right?"
"Of course." Di Wanshu showed an innocent smile, "In fact, I forgot to tell you that I can do it alone."
Zhao Ruoming glanced at Di Wanshu coldly, then he pulled a handful of Fu Dongshu's hair and searched carefully. There happened to be a white hair there, so Zhao Ruoming pulled it out.
"Here." Zhao Ruoming threw the light hair to Di Wanshu, who grabbed it and said, "I wonder if the premature gray hair can be used."
"Of course." Di Wanshu gathered the hair into his palm, his eyes slightly curved. "Wait a moment."
In almost the blink of an eye, Zhao Ruoming witnessed a medical miracle with his own eyes——
Zhao Ruoming: “…”
Di Wanshu said disappointedly: "This feeling is not as good as you described."
Zhao Ruoming picked up his chin which had dropped to the ground and rubbed his eyes.
The scene before me has not changed.
Di Wanshu is really...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Zhao Ruoming felt like she was going blind, but time waited for no one, so she quickly stepped forward, picked up Di Wanshu and his wheelchair, and said coldly, "Turn on your passerby halo, we are leaving now."
Di Wanshu said: "Do you need me to grow another pair of legs?"
Zhao Ruoming: “…We’ll talk about it after we get there.”
In an instant, Zhao Ruoming arrived at the gate of François's manor carrying Di Wanshu.
"Old Fu, open the door, I'm daddy." Zhao Ruoming called.
François was in the room calculating how many points he would lose if he failed in this mission, when he suddenly heard Zhao Ruoming's call. He looked up and saw that the other party was holding a wheelchair in one hand (what a strong man!) and a human-shaped object in the other hand. He was so excited that he almost jumped down from the second floor!
"Coming, coming." François immediately straightened his clothes, composed himself, put on a domineering look, and strode down the stairs.
"Liu Xue," Francois ordered in a deep voice, "heat up the porridge. A distinguished guest is coming here for breakfast."
Feng Liuxue immediately picked up the casserole containing the porridge and reheated the porridge, which was almost turning into peach kernel rice paste.
The cleaning lady who was passing by glanced at the wall clock. It was already past ten in the morning. Rich people have really weird habits. Coming to someone else's house to have breakfast at ten o'clock?
While waiting for Francois to open the door, 203 couldn't help but ask, "Host, did you really give your hair to Di Wanshu?"
Zhao Ruoming doesn't seem like such a careless person.
"Oh, no." Zhao Ruoming grinned in his mind, hiding his achievements and fame, "That's Theodore's hair."
Theodore…
These words flashed through 203's data stream like a series of ghost stories, causing 203 to shudder.
Zhao Ruoming counted on his fingers and said, "Francois and Theodore are brothers. Both of them have the last name Mansfield. So, Theodore's child is Franois's child. This is the perfect choice for the plot! No middleman making a profit from the price difference!"
203 looked at Di Wanshu who had just been thrown into a wheelchair by Zhao Ruoming. The other party was curiously bending himself into a posture that was difficult for humans to do, listening to something.
203 looked away in dismay.