RPAGF Chapter 189 You're a Real Dog
Chapter 189 You're a Real Dog
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Looking at the coffin, Wang Teng hesitated, "A friend's wife is not to be trifled with. Qingyu, it's not right for me to carry your wife on my back. How about this, Qingyu, I'll carry you, and you carry your wife. We won't hold each other back."
Upon hearing this, An Qingyu and the others exclaimed, "(▼he▼メ)"
Wang Teng grabbed An Qingyu's hand and headed northeast towards Anta County.
Anta County,
Fengdu Ghost City
Li Deyang looked at Wang Teng with a helpless expression: "No, why are you here again?"
Wang Teng pulled a yellowish-brown, stone-like object from his pocket: "What, you're not welcoming me?"
Li Deyang snatched the item away, then looked at Wang Teng with surprise: "Good lad, where did you find this?"
"You said you found it from those people who robbed you back then, right? Old Deng, tell me, your divine kingdom was shattered into four pieces, and I've already taken two of them back. How are you going to repay me?"
Li Deyang reluctantly handed over the fragments of the divine kingdom again: "Wang Teng, give up on that idea. Even if I don't want the divine kingdom, I won't sell my daughter."
"Hey, you doting father, I hope your daughter finds a crazy guy in the future, so she can annoy you every day."
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Wang Teng waved his hand: "Alright, hurry up and put it away. Seeing your hypocritical face, I want to take my size 44 shoe and slap your face."
Li Deyang looked at Wang Teng in surprise: "Hmm, why aren't we going through the proper procedures today? This isn't like you. Every time you give someone something, you always have to say a lot of nonsense first. Why are you being so decisive today?"
"Never mind that. By the way, what about that drink I had last time I came here? Give me two pounds when I leave."
"Two jin! Not even a jin! Do you know how hard it is to make this stuff? It takes a drop of tears of birth, two qian of tears of old age, three fen of tears of bitterness, four cups of tears of regret, five inches of tears of longing, six cups of tears of illness, and seven feet of tears of parting to make a bowl of Meng Po soup that cleanses the soul. Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?"
Wang Teng had already copied down the secret recipe for Meng Po soup that Li Deyang had just mentioned.
“Old Li, times have changed, why are you still thinking like this! There are so many bad guys in the fasting camp, I’ll find someone who can hypnotize them and give them a script every day, we can have as much raw material as we need!”
Li Deyang and An Qingyu couldn't help but take two steps back.
"Old Wang, I may not be human, but you really are a dog!"
Li Deyang said with a dark expression, "This is a violation of human rights!"
Upon hearing the word 'human rights,' Wang Teng sighed, but his eyes immediately lit up.
"Hey, Lao Li, what do you think? How about I find some humanoid monsters? They're not human, and human rights can't protect them. Or... or I could go straight to the fasting camp, find those prisoners who are about to be executed, and just collect their souls. It's a long-term, cheap, and pollution-free solution. This deal would be a permanent one!"
The two: "..."
Many years later, Li Deyang, the Emperor of Fengdu who had become the supreme god of the Great Xia Dynasty, still looked lingering fear when he mentioned Wang Teng.
"Every time I feel guilty, I think of that guy Wang Teng, and then I instantly feel that at least I'm still a human being!"
……
now,
In the temple of Emperor Fengdu,
Li Deyang said in despair, "Wang Teng, have some decency!"
Wang Teng argued vehemently, "How am I being dishonest? I'm an amazing person, okay? A lot of people see my black leather shoes and white socks and immediately call me a living Buddha! Besides, some people or mysterious figures were supposed to be killed by me, but I spared their lives and only asked them for a few insignificant tears. If they still don't give me some, they'll really be asking for trouble!"
Li Deyang and An Qingyu exchanged a glance, speechless.
Li Deyang complained, "Being tortured like this by you feels worse than death! Fine, fine, this is the secret recipe for making Meng Po soup, you decide what to do. By the way, take it easy, if you drink too much Meng Po soup at once, you'll really be turned into an idiot!"
"I get it! Old Li, is it that all older people become as long-winded as you?"
Li Deyang sneered: "Heh, if I could beat you, I would have smashed your butt into eight pieces~ Tell me, you kind-faced but black-hearted bastard, what brings you here to see me again?"
Wang Teng then remembered the important matter: "Old Li, what kind of mess have you made?! If you hadn't kept rambling on and on, I would never have forgotten the important thing. Hurry up, this is my sister-in-law, save her quickly!"
As Li Deyang gestured for An Qingyu to put the coffin down, he said, "Hehe, are you so sure I can save her?"
"Of course, if the King of Hell decrees someone to die at dawn, who would dare to go and take them at midnight? That would be like using your face as a shoe insole to stomp on. Besides, you hold the power of the Law of Reincarnation. Right now, Jiang Er's soul still exists, and her body has been remade by An Qingyu. This kind of difficulty is just a piece of cake for you!"
Li Deyang used his divine power to examine Jiang Er's body, then nodded to An Qingyu: "Hmm, it can be saved!"
Upon hearing this news, An Qingyu was so excited she almost jumped up.
"Yes, I knew it!"
Li Deyang revealed his true form and pointed at the coffin where Jiang Er was located. A beam of black light shot from between his fingers into the coffin.
At the same time, Li Deyang made mudras with his fingers and chanted: "Alas, the long night is filled with suffering, the three evil realms are filled with burning pain, the fierce fire rises from the throat, constantly thinking of hunger and thirst, first sprinkle sweet dew, like heat is cooled, second sprinkle the water of the Dharma realm, the soul and spirit are reborn in the Great Luo, third sprinkle the water of compassion, nourishing all things."
Immediately, a drop of crystal-clear dew appeared on the Yintang acupoint on Jiang Er's corpse, and soon the ice on Jiang Er's corpse melted away.
Li Deyang made a sword shape with his right index and middle fingers and shouted in the direction behind An Qingyu, "If we don't return now, when will we?"
A gentle breeze blew, and then the room was quiet again in an instant.
Jiang Er slowly sat up from the coffin.
Wang Teng tugged at Li Deyang: "Alright, go out for a walk, don't be a third wheel here."
"Ah, oh oh!"
After leaving the Fengdu Emperor's Temple,
Wang Teng said to Li Deyang, "Old Li, now that you've rescued the person, why don't you just go all the way and do a good deed?"
"I knew you little brat, you didn't call me out here for anything good! So, what do you want me to come out here for?"
Wang Teng quickly smiled apologetically, "Old Li, my sister-in-law's strength is too weak right now. You should go all the way and either take her as your disciple or make her your divine representative. Don't worry, if you take her in, I guarantee you'll be laughing in your sleep from now on."
Upon hearing this, Li Deyang hesitated: "Young Wang, is there some other trick to this?"