Chapter 3: Another bashing of LeBron James
Chapter 3: Another bashing of LeBron James
"oh."
Bai Sheng took out his phone.
I turned on the camera and took pictures around the room.
"I think it's great too. I'll go back and show it to my family."
"Right~"
The agent's face broke into a smile again.
"I'll go back and try to raise the money. I'll contact you again in a couple of days to discuss it with my family first."
Bai Sheng gave a perfunctory reply, turned around and left.
They didn't give the agents a chance to speak at all.
As soon as you step out of the apartment building,
Bai Sheng opened his school's forum and posted a thread:
----Family members, avoid these shady restaurants! Address: ...
What's wrong?
Are the "family members" on the internet not family?
"These unscrupulous rogue cultivators must be dealt with severely!"
Bai Sheng thought to himself.
"It's just a pity that I'll have to share a room with Hao and the others again tonight."
……
Snapped!
As soon as I opened the dormitory door, a musty, pungent smell hit me.
Bai Sheng sniffed the air briefly, then revealed a ferocious expression.
"Damn! The window is open, isn't it?"
He quickly went to the window and opened it.
Then I went back to my bed.
I took out a bottle of lemon-scented air freshener and sprayed it on.
In an instant!
The whole dormitory feels much cleaner and tidier now.
Bai Sheng was also puzzled.
I was only gone for an afternoon.
How did this dorm room turn from a knife-fighting room into a biohazard room?
Faced with this thorny problem,
If Conan came, he'd probably lose a couple of hairs too.
But who is Bai Sheng?
He lived with these two extraordinary people for two whole months!
They've got experience solving cases.
can only say,
The 404 area
No detective is as reliable as Bai Sheng.
First, there is one empty bed.
That guy went out to rent a place, so we can rule him out first.
Although the "lickspittle guy" was also in a very bad mental state.
But since he has a partner, he still maintains basic hygiene quite well.
He would even spray various perfumes in order to get the goddess to pay more attention to him.
That's an incredible stroke of luck.
Next, all that's needed is to investigate the area where Jiahao committed the crime...
The culprit is already quite obvious.
Next to Jiahao's bed,
There was a plastic basin containing at least a dozen socks.
Full of,
It has a yellowish color and emits a foul odor!
Normally, Jiahao wouldn't bother washing these evil treasures.
They then suppressed it in the storage cabinet.
While it's not entirely tasteless
But suppressing most of them shouldn't be a problem.
I don't know what's wrong with me today.
Has the Way of Heaven collapsed?
It actually forced my brother Hao to resort to such an evil treasure!
"Wait, I think I can control these smells?"
Bai Sheng's heart skipped a beat.
My once keen senses seemed to be controlled by the brain, gradually weakening.
This regulation is so precise that it can be applied down to a specific organ.
"Um……"
Bai Sheng rubbed his nose; it was perfectly clear.
But it has already masked the smell of the stinky socks by about 90%.
This feeling of being the only one who's drunk while everyone else is awake is truly wonderful!
While others are still smelling their stinky socks, he's already blocked it out.
That's simply divine skill!
Praise System~
—I wonder how the system defines these smelly socks? At the very least, they're considered a demonic artifact, right?
Bai Sheng suppressed these chaotic thoughts.
I lay down on the bed in a good mood, ready to play on my phone for a while.
Out of the corner of my eye, I caught sight of the simp guy lying on the bed as well.
With his face completely facing the phone, he was sticking out his tongue and shaking his head.
Bai Sheng: "..."
—Could it be… that his goddess is disciplining him?
Bai Sheng quickly rejected the idea.
The goddess of the simp guy is really no ordinary person; she's one of the most beautiful girls in the next class.
She usually seems quite aloof, well, at least she appears aloof.
He wouldn't be so bored as to tease her for no reason.
That's pretty obvious, he's involved in online lending!
—This kid has probably gone astray, hasn't he? I wonder if the system will give me any reward if I save him?
—Oh well, let's just forget about it. We can't expect to get every reward, can we?
After thinking for two seconds,
Bai Sheng's kind nature ultimately prevailed.
Out of politeness to my roommate,
The unbearable thought of an ordinary person falling into demonic ways:
"What are you doing? You're not borrowing money from online lenders, are you?"
After realizing that Bai Sheng was calling him:
"Brother Bai, if you don't lend me the money, what am I supposed to do?"
Should I say or not,
Although the "licking dog" guy seems pretty outrageous, his personality is alright.
He did not hold a grudge against Bai Sheng for refusing to lend him money.
Bai Sheng: "I still have some instant noodles here. It's almost the beginning of the month, so I'll give them to you for free."
"Thank you, but I won't need it right away!"
The simp's eyes started to light up:
"I'm going out to dinner with Xiaoying tonight! I've already booked a Western restaurant, hehehe..."
It's not easy; the simp has finally gotten his chance.
Bai Sheng didn't know whether this was a good thing or a bad thing, and he didn't plan to try to persuade him anymore.
after all,
He's about to use the loan he took out to treat his crush to dinner.
If you stop someone from taking the money, aren't you preventing him from dating his goddess?
Bai Sheng, sensing the opportunity, picked up his phone and started scrolling through short videos.
If he still had the energy, Bai Sheng would like to go out for a walk.
Let's see if we can find someone with some kind of extraordinary identity.
For example, a Celestial Emperor who reigns supreme for eternity and suppresses all beings for an entire era.
But no way,
The mattress demon has kicked in, I can't move at all!
"Open your mouth, shake your head, and hey? The bullet's coming right here!"
The simp stared blankly at his phone screen, a silly smile on his face.
"Tsk tsk tsk, eight thousand yuan, three thousand for Xiaoying to eat out and have fun, the remaining five thousand all in on gold!"
"The more the price falls, the more you should buy in aggressively!"
"Heavy investment, frequent trading—the fundamentals are sound; sooner or later, they'll gain the upper hand!"
Bai Sheng: "..."
It's basically going to be good, it's just a matter of time, right?
"The tank is burning hot, and the warriors are unstoppable!"
A startled voice suddenly came from outside the dormitory.
Jiahao opened the dormitory door, adjusted his headphones, and yelled:
"Come on! You, James, come on!"
After taking off his headphones, Jiahao said:
"I've figured out the truth. Zhang Jie's song 'Reverse War' is a complete smear campaign against LeBron James!"
Bai Sheng: "..."
The simp glared at him: "Who asked you?"
"I didn't ask you anything, I was talking to Brother Bai."
"Even your brother Bai ignored you!" The simp rolled his eyes again.
"Get rid of those socks right now, they stink! How can anyone be so dirty?"
Jiahao glanced at his socks.
He took off his black mask and smelled it.
His face immediately turned a dark purple.
"You're such a jerk, you're always causing trouble..."
He muttered to himself.
He picked up his plastic basin, turned around, and went to the water room.
Bai Sheng rubbed his forehead.
I decided to quickly go online and look for rental information...
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