RPAGF Chapter 107 Nine Lifetimes: A Desperate Counterattack, a Mad Doctor and Poison Master Clashes with a
Chapter 107 Nine Lifetimes: A Desperate Counterattack, a Mad Doctor and Poison Master Clashes with a
Chapter 107 A Desperate Counterattack! The Mad Doctor and Poison Doctor Goes Head-on Against the Mysterious Group
Upon hearing Luo Qingci's words, the aloof and beautiful woman at the head of the group instantly turned as red as a ripe tomato, as if she were about to explode on the spot. Her chest heaved violently, as if she were squeezing out all the air from her lungs, her eyebrows raised sharply, resembling two small snakes breathing fire. "How dare you! You ignorant wild girl, you dare to act so arrogantly in front of me?" She suddenly flicked her sleeve, the movement as if she wanted to overturn the entire world. "Today I'm going to dismantle your little body into parts and feed them to the pigs!" She was tall and slender, her curvaceous figure tightly wrapped in a black dress, like an iceberg exuding coldness, or a beautiful snake ready to strike at any moment. She radiated a chilling aura that kept strangers at bay, her nostrils practically pointing to the sky, as if to say that Luo Qingci was just an insignificant little bug that could be easily crushed.
Luo Qingci's heart skipped a beat. She thought to herself, "This young lady doesn't look easy to mess with, but I can't back down. I'll shut her up with words first!" Thinking this, a wicked smile crept onto her lips, like a cat that'd just stolen some cream. She exaggeratedly shrugged, almost to her ears, and said, "Oh ho, look at this spoiled brat's temper. Did you just teleport from Antarctica? You're radiating cold air. Aren't you afraid of freezing into an icicle? I'll have to bring an oven to melt you!" While saying this, she was frantically calculating in her mind: "I need to calm her down first and find an opportunity to catch her off guard. Otherwise, if a fight breaks out, my little body won't be able to handle it. I need to think of a way to completely suppress her aura, preferably making her lose her composure first."
Upon hearing this, the aloof and beautiful woman was furious. Her eyebrows shot up like two sharp daggers. Without a word, her jade-like hand flashed through the air in a swift arc, so fast that it left an afterimage. In the blink of an eye, a soft whip appeared in her hand. With a "crack," the whip, like a maddened serpent, lashed out at Luo Qingci with a whooshing sound. The wind whipping against her face felt like being harshly sanded.
Luo Qingci's eyes widened like copper bells, her eyeballs almost popping out. She yelled "Oh my god!" and then jumped up and down and left and right like a monkey that had been set off by firecrackers. Her movements were so exaggerated that she could have participated in the Olympic gymnastics competition. She kept yelling, "Hey, are you hitting me or herding cattle? Can you be gentler? If you scare me half to death, can you afford to compensate me? If you beat my little body to a pulp, you'll have to buy me ten new ones and give me ten big pearls as compensation for my mental distress!" In reality, while dodging the attacks like a nimble flea, she secretly pulled out a packet of "hallucinogenic ash" from her medicine pouch. As her fingers fumbled in the pouch, she secretly gloated, "Little darling, I'm counting on you to make me proud. Make this cold-faced woman dizzy and disoriented, let's see how arrogant she can be now! If I can make her think she's turned into a goose, quacking everywhere, that would be so much fun! Maybe I can even make her imagine herself dancing on stage in a flowery dress, that image would be absolutely amazing!" Once inhaled, this stuff can produce all sorts of bizarre hallucinations, making it one of her secret weapons.
Just as the aloof woman was about to retract her whip, Luo Qingci, like an athlete straining to muster all her strength, suddenly flung her hand, hurling the "psychedelic incense ash" at her with all her might, like throwing a grenade. The aloof woman was completely unprepared for this move, taking no chances whatsoever. She instinctively gasped for breath, instantly feeling as if her head had been struck hard by a hammer, a wave of dizziness washing over her.
"Haha, now you know how powerful your grandma is!" Luo Qingci laughed triumphantly, her laughter shaking the rocks in the cave. "Just wait and see you say goodbye to your babies in your hallucination! Maybe in a little while you'll see yourself turned into a big fat pig, rooting around in the mud, grunting and snorting, with a bunch of piglets chasing after you calling you 'Mommy'! And then you'll have to nurse them, haha!" Sure enough, the cold and beautiful woman's eyes began to glaze over, like a stagnant pool of water, and the soft whip in her hand hung limply, as if the whip had suddenly gained its own consciousness and knew that all was lost. Her body swayed, like a drunken roly-poly toy, muttering to herself, "What...what...what's going on...my head is so dizzy...I feel like I'm flying...and I'm wearing a little floral dress..."
Just then, the men in black around her could no longer sit still. Like hornets whose swarm had been disturbed, they brandished their weapons and surged towards Luo Qingci like a tidal wave, as if they wanted to devour her alive. Luo Qingci, however, remained calm. Her eyes darted around, her pupils like two bright black gems, and a plan formed in her mind. She swiftly pulled a small whistle from her bosom. In her hand, the whistle was like a magical artifact. She put it to her lips and blew hard, her cheeks puffing out like a toad. This whistle could emit a special sound wave, specifically designed to attract wild beasts in the mountains—her "secret weapon" prepared in advance.
A short while later, a commotion erupted outside the cave, growing louder and louder, like a stampede of horses. Then, a herd of wild boars charged into the cave, like warriors under a berserk spell, rampaging and leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. The man in black was instantly thrown into disarray, staggered and cried out as the boars pounded into his flesh: "What the hell are these things! Help! I don't want to be turned into mincemeat!" "Don't come any closer! Where did these boars come from? Someone save me! My eighty-year-old mother is waiting for me at home! And my brother who hasn't found a wife yet, what will become of him!"
Seeing the chaotic scene, Luo Qingci laughed so hard she almost fell over, tears welling in her eyes. She nearly collapsed, clutching her stomach and unable to straighten up: "Haha, you thought you had the numbers? Well, now's your chance to have some fun with these wild boars! Let's see if you dare to be arrogant in front of your grandma again. Now you know how powerful I am! Once I've dealt with you all, all the treasures in this cave will be mine, and no one will be able to take them from me! I'm going to take all this treasure home, pile it up into a mountain of gold and silver, lie on it every day counting money, and hire a bunch of maids to fan me, massage my back, and tell me jokes. If anyone dares to tell a joke that isn't funny, I'll punish them by making them clean the toilets! Just thinking about it makes me ecstatic! Then I'll be the richest and most powerful grandma in the martial arts world! I'm also going to hold an auction and put all these treasures up for sale, making the whole world envious of me!"
At this moment, taking advantage of the chaos, the golden-masked man who had been kneeling slowly rose to his feet, like a demon crawling out of a dark abyss. His eyes, hidden beneath the mask, gleamed with a chilling light that seemed capable of freezing all hope. He gripped his longsword tightly, his knuckles white from the force, secretly gathering power, every muscle taut, preparing to deliver a fatal blow to Luo Qingci. An even more thrilling battle seemed imminent…