RPAGF Chapter 36 Lewd Talk
Chapter 36 Lewd Talk
Lu Xingzhou's seemingly fierce remarks earned him the heartfelt support of the farmhands, and everyone wore a smile on their face.
Liu Laoguai, who had been the third leader of a gang, had been sleeping in the stable with another bearded man who had been released by Lu Xingzhou since he arrived, and had no chance to get close to Lu Xingzhou.
At this moment, he keenly spotted an opportunity to flatter and quickly stepped forward to incite others:
"Our employer has treated us with the utmost kindness. Forget about giving us a bath, even if you were to pluck my fur, I wouldn't hesitate!"
"Hahaha~!"
Another burst of laughter followed, and everyone readily accepted the idea of taking a bath.
Living near the Xiliao River, taking a bath every three days is not a big deal.
If you're going to use boiling water to remove hair, then you should think about it.
Yu Fengzhu, along with his crew, sat at a large round table in the courtyard, cracking melon seeds and drinking tea, enjoying a rare moment of rest.
Although everyone would have to travel all night to get back after the banquet, he had no intention of leaving today.
"My brother doesn't have any close relatives, and a wedding needs a family member to witness it to feel complete. I'll be here to make things easier, so your wife will feel comfortable, right?"
Although she was only a concubine, the Yu family naturally did not treat her lightly because Lu Xingzhou valued her.
"Thank you, Second Brother!"
The Yu family's way of treating people is impeccable.
It would be a lie to say that Lu Xingzhou wasn't moved by Feng Zhu's sincerity.
The two sat chatting in the courtyard, not going inside to disturb Lin Fengyi and her friends.
The main house, east room.
Lin Fengyi was reluctant to change into her wedding dress for a long time, and sat there feeling embarrassed.
With her natural talent, even sitting at the table in a normal posture, her hourglass figure exuded a captivating charm, making Yu Fengzhi, who had not yet fully grown up, extremely envious. She also found it amusing that Yu Fengzhi was so embarrassed by Yu Fengzhi that she didn't know how to behave.
"Oh dear, sister-in-law, it's been so long since I could find any clothes that fit you. I stayed up all night altering this for you. You should put on this cheongsam quickly!"
Lin Fengyi was so embarrassed that her face looked like it was about to bleed.
"Me?! If I went out in this cheongsam, wouldn't I be so embarrassed?! What would the young master think of me?!"
She was a concubine, and for the sake of future peace in the household, Lu Xingzhou did not prepare a formal wedding dress.
She simply asked her second brother to help her buy a nice red cheongsam to wear as her wedding dress.
As mentioned earlier, most ready-made clothes these days are handmade, and clothes made of good materials are usually tailor-made. In a hurry, it was impossible to find clothes that suited Lin Fengyi's domineering figure.
Lin Fengyi received the new clothes, but after trying them on a couple of times, she didn't want to wear them anymore.
The man next to him had already folded the brand-new red "囍" (double happiness) decorations neatly and joked:
"These two mounds of flesh on your chest are all your own, who can you blame? Why don't you just skip the wine?"
"How can that be?!" Lin Fengyi immediately became anxious.
"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and change! Even an ugly daughter-in-law isn't afraid to meet her in-laws, so why are you, who looks like an angel, afraid to meet people?!"
Yu Fengzhi realized that Lin Fengyi's biggest worry was that Lu Xingzhou thought she was promiscuous.
"My dear sister-in-law, think about it, if Brother Lu doesn't like these clothes, could you let me give them to you to wear?"
"That's right!"
After figuring things out, Lin Fengyi changed into a beautiful and elegant red cheongsam and sat down at the dressing table to put on makeup.
The taut cheongsam accentuated her stunning curves, making even women drool.
Na Wen and Yu Fengzhi exchanged a glance, both seeing deep envy in each other's eyes, and Lu Xingzhou's inward resentment at his good fortune with women.
Before long, it got dark.
All preparations were completed, but Lin Fengyi was nowhere to be seen.
After the Yu family finished eating, they still had to travel through the night. Lu Xingzhou didn't want to stay out too late, so he went to invite the bride himself amidst Yu Fengzhu's teasing.
Passing through the main hall and arriving at the east room, one's gaze immediately locks onto the domineering red figure.
Lu Xingzhou, who had been holding back his desires to the limit, felt a surge of heat pump from his heart and rush into his lower abdomen, arousing a strong urge to seduce him.
Forcibly suppressing the allure in my heart, I asked:
"Everything's almost ready outside, why aren't you coming out? Is your makeup not done or what?"
Yu Fengzhi complained, "Sister Wen and I already helped my sister-in-law get ready, but she's just too embarrassed to go out!"
Lin Fengyi, with her eyebrows drawn and eyes painted, adorned with gold and silver, was stunningly beautiful, yet she blushed and dared not look at Lu Xingzhou.
She never went to brothels, and she wasn't the cousin-in-law who later seduced the young marshal into making mistakes.
A typical farm girl who has attended a private school for a few years naturally tends to be more conservative in her thinking.
Although Yu Fengzhi had comforted her and told her to put on the cheongsam, she still felt embarrassed when it came time to go out and meet guests.
Lu Xingzhou looked him over.
Hmm~~ Her outfit is indeed extremely alluring.
But as Yu Fengzhi said, if Lu Xingzhou couldn't accept it, he wouldn't buy a cheongsam to replace his wedding dress.
He asked with a laugh, "Haven't you been looking forward to this day? Why are you suddenly shy now that it's here?"
Lin Fengyi slowly raised her large, watery eyes. Her shy and hesitant gaze held not only embarrassment but also a hint of unrealism.
This is something that cannot be explained to Miss Yu, the proud daughter of heaven.
Even concubines had different ranks and statuses.
The attitudes of relatives and friends towards a woman will differ depending on whether she was given a banquet, brought into the house through a side gate in a sedan chair, or slept with without any prior notice.
Knowing that Lu Xingzhou had said he would give her a surprise, she had a vague guess.
But Lin Fengyi, who was bought back for one dollar, did not expect to hold a banquet or have guests, especially young masters and ladies from a high-class family like the Yu family, as witnesses.
She felt like she was dreaming.
Lu Xingzhou, who understood the meaning in her eyes, didn't have time to say sweet words to her; Yu Fengzhu had to go back to Zhengjiatun after drinking.
He directly provoked her: "I've already invited everyone! Hurry up and go out to greet the guests, so everyone doesn't think you're putting on airs like a pampered young lady!"
This tactic worked, and Lin Fengyi immediately became anxious.
"How could I dare? I'm not a young mistress! Master, let's go out!"
If that girl named Xiuzhu marries into the family in the future, and people hear that she's acting like a young mistress, they'll definitely make things difficult for her!
Then he and Lu Xingzhou went out together.
A crimson brocade cheongsam clung tightly to her voluptuous figure. With each step, she swayed gracefully, displaying a beauty more captivating than any flower.
This caused a burst of laughter and applause.
He spoke modestly, but his tone was fairly normal: "The bride is so beautiful!"
"Miss Lin is so beautiful, like a fairy!"
A middle-aged woman in her forties had a unique eye, staring intently at Lin Fengyi's exaggeratedly plump hips that undulated with her movements.
Start talking raunchy stuff right away:
"That buttocks are so plump and round, she's definitely got a lot of fertility! Our boss is so lucky!"
There's a saying about the feng shui in Northeast China: you can't raise truly soft and cute girls there; you'll only raise fierce and shrewish women.
Even though Lin Fengyi was so embarrassed in the room that she didn't dare to lift her head, she was still a woman from Northeast China.
The underlying code was activated, and instead of being shy, it proudly puffed out its chest and glared fiercely at the old lady who was speaking.
The trembling, protruding part stretched the front of the shirt into two breathtaking curves, and the knotted buttons seemed to groan, making everyone's hearts jump and more witty remarks appear.
"Hey~ These two big ones, the young master won't go hungry under their guidance from now on!"
"Not only that, the employer won't go hungry either!"
"Ha ha ha ha!!"
Everyone burst into laughter again.
"Can't drinking and eating meat shut you up?! Your words are getting increasingly offensive!!"
Yu Fengzhu, who was acting as a temporary officiant and frequented high society, couldn't stand such vulgar remarks, but Lu Xingzhou showed no dissatisfaction.
At least none of these people dared to make a scene at his wedding.
The vulgar rural weddings he attended as a child, and the ones he saw on short videos later in life, were far more obscene than this.
Those in positions of power must be tolerant of others, especially since even the wise old man Guan Zhong knew more than two thousand years ago that "when the granaries are full, people know etiquette; when they are well-fed and clothed, they know honor and shame."
He still has that much patience.
"Second Brother, everyone here doesn't have any bad intentions, let's go through the proper procedures."
Once the two were standing still, Yu Fengzhu began to deliver his wedding vows:
"Lu Xingzhou of the Lu family has found a beautiful woman, Lin Fengyi, to be his concubine. The courtyard is filled with joy, the gate gleams with splendor. The side chambers bring good fortune, the side hall shines with brilliance. Wealth and prosperity abound, and blessings are everlasting! From now on, the couple will be loving and devoted, with many children and grandchildren! The ceremony is complete!"