Hong Kong variety show, I am a charming cop.

Chapter 233 Night of Resurrection

Li Jian and Zhang Haowen walked side by side on the cobblestone path by the lake in Shengli Community Park.

The lake surface shimmered, and the bright moonlight shone on the water, casting long shadows of Li Jian and Zhang Haowen.

There are many ginkgo trees planted in the community, and the leaves rustle in the breeze.

The quiet of the night makes people feel much better.

Zhang Haowen walked with light steps, a gentle breeze blowing, ruffling her short, black hair.

The off-white knee-length skirt accentuated her alluring figure.

What are those people over there doing?

Zhang Haowen pointed and saw four security guards gathered at the entrance of the building, forming a circle like four wild chrysanthemums.

Li Jian said, "I don't know what they're doing, but that security guard is in danger."

Following the direction Li Jian pointed, Zhang Haowen saw a chubby security guard walking over.

Suddenly, a sound of wind breaking through the air rang out.

A dark object fell from the sky and hit the chubby security guard squarely on the head.

The fat security guard let out a silent scream and collapsed to the ground.

Zhang Haowen and Li Jian approached and realized that the dark object was a suitcase.

now.

The suitcase was thrown open, revealing a collection of women's underwear.

Underpants, ominous signs, and short skirts were scattered all over the ground.

"Damn it, someone's been crushed!"

A security guard who looked like the senior disciple of Shaolin Soccer raised his middle finger to the sky and said, "If you're so tough, don't come out, or I'll punch your eyes out!"

Li Jian said, "Stop cursing, hurry up and get him to the hospital."

The security guards looked troubled: "But we still have to patrol."

The senior security guard said, "Yes, yes, leaving your post without permission will result in a deduction of your salary. My family depends on my salary to support us, so I'm not going."

The security guards were pushing and shoving each other; not one of them showed any sense of loyalty.

Li Jian was speechless: "If you don't help him this time, would you want to be treated the same way if it happened to you next time?"

The senior security guard rolled his eyes: "It's his own fault for being careless."

Zhang Haowen was furious: "This is an object thrown from a high place, it's not like he wasn't paying attention, how can you have no sympathy at all?"

Squirrel Tooth Security Guard (Lee Lik-chi) said, "Since you're so kind-hearted, then you can give it to me."

Several security guards turned around and went into the building, leaving the fat security guard at the entrance.

Li Jian said, "I'll call an ambulance."

"No need, no need, I'm fully recovered!"

The chubby security guard immediately sprang to his feet, scratching his head as he said, "Don't call an ambulance, I can't afford the fare with my meager salary."

Li Jian asked with some doubt, "Are you sure we don't need to call an ambulance?"

The chubby security guard walked up to Li Jian and said, "Really, you don't need to. If you don't believe me, I'll walk in a straight line to show you."

The chubby security guard was walking in a slightly skewed line and almost tripped.

"I can jog, jog, and I can also jump high, jump high!"

The fat security guard leaped with agility that seemed incongruous with his size.

Li Jian quickly waved his hand and said, "Alright, alright, we believe you. It's your own body, so we won't interfere."

"Awen, the residents in your community aren't very civilized. They're throwing things from high-rise buildings?"

Li Jian said somewhat speechlessly, "This time you hit a security guard, what if you get hit next time? Should we call the brothers over to check?"

Zhang Haowen said, "No need, it was just an isolated incident, I guess it was an accident..."

Before he could finish speaking, a dark object fell from the sky.

Zhang Haowen, who was speaking, was so startled that she trembled.

Li Jian pulled Zhang Haowen aside and jumped to the side.

Take a closer look.

A refrigerator stood prominently where the two people had just been standing.

The refrigerator door opened, revealing frozen meat, frozen shrimp, and frozen ribs emitting cold air.

obviously.

The refrigerator is still working.

"Including your family fortune! I'll throw your mother away!"

Even with Zhang Haowen's good temper, she couldn't help but raise her middle finger.

If Li Jian hadn't been so vigilant, she might have ended up meeting Buddha.

"Brother Jian, don't worry, I'll get the guys to investigate tomorrow, I'll find out everything!"

The chubby security guard asked, "Miss, this is perfect. Last time I only saw this gentleman. By the way, could you please keep it a little quieter when you're doing things you like? The soundproofing in this building isn't very good."

Zhang Haowen rolled her eyes at him: "What's it to you? I can shout as loud as I want!"

The chubby security guard picked at his ear and said pitifully, "If you're not going to do anything, then don't. Why are you being so fierce?"

Just as they were fooling around, a couple rushed out of the building entrance.

The man looked to be in his thirties, pale-faced, thin, and with little hair on his head.

The woman was dressed simply, wearing a gray short-sleeved floral shirt.

The woman cried and pleaded, "Captain Lu, please help me! My son, Xiaolong, is missing!"

The chubby security guard said, "Don't worry, he's probably out having fun. He'll be back soon."

The woman cried and said, "No, he has been missing for more than ten hours. I even found his watch in the elevator."

The chubby security guard took the watch.

Li Jian glanced at it and found that it was just an ordinary electronic watch, not the more common children's smartwatches for children in later generations.

The security guard, who looked like the senior disciple, said, "Maybe he ran into a pervert outside."

Upon hearing this, the couple turned pale with fright and burst into tears.

The chubby security guard slapped the senior security guard on the back of the head and cursed, "Are you crazy? Xiaolong is a boy, why would a pervert try to rob him?"

The eldest brother shrugged and said, "Fencing."

The couple cried even more bitterly.

The fat security guard swung his rubber roller and delivered a vicious blow to the senior security guard, smashing his head open.

"Can't you speak properly? If you can't, then get out of here!"

The senior security guard said, "If it's not fencing, then kidnapping and extortion would be fine."

The chubby security guard raised his rubber baton and started hitting him indiscriminately: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll beat you to death! I'll beat you to death!"

The rubber baton struck the senior security guard's head again and again.

Strangely, the eldest brother was hit more than ten times with a rubber baton, but his head didn't seem to be seriously damaged.

Li Jian quickly stopped him, saying, "Captain Lu, aren't you afraid of causing trouble by fighting like this? Killing someone can land you in jail."

The chubby security guard took a few deep breaths and said, "It's alright, he's practiced Iron Head Kung Fu."

The senior security guard stood up and patted his head: "Yeah, Invincible Iron Head Kung Fu!"

The male homeowner also came over to persuade the chubby security guard: "Alright, alright, you take a break, let me do it!"

The male homeowner kicked the senior security guard to the ground, cursing, "Don't let me see you again, or I'll beat you every time I see you!"

The chubby security guard said, "It's alright, let's go upstairs and call the police!"

The chubby security guard went upstairs with the couple, leaving Li Jian and Zhang Haowen standing there.