I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 186 First Kiss



Chapter 186 First Kiss

Chapter 186 First Kiss

"Hmph!" Liu Rushi snorted coldly and said angrily, "You fatso, don't think you can fool me! You just want to touch me, don't you? If you could fly like a swallow in the sky, I'd let you touch me however you want!"

Damn! Ruru is probably on her period, she's so irritable.

Wang Wenzhou quickly flattered her, saying, "Ruru, Ruru, I want to sleep with you, I want to touch you, it's all because I love you! Ruru, why don't you just make the sacrifice and marry me?"

"You fatso! Don't say I didn't give you a chance. You want to touch me? Fine! Then fly away and show me! You love me? You're kidding me!" Liu Rushi couldn't suppress her anger at all.

"Damn it!" Wang Wenzhou was so angry he wanted to curse. "Ru Ru, are you rabid? If you don't want me to touch you, just say so! This is the Ming Dynasty, there are no airplanes here! How am I supposed to fly?"

"I've said my piece. Go home and find your wives!" Liu Ru said, pointing to the door.

"Fine, I'll get out!" Wang Wenzhou was also very angry.

Normally, when Liu Rushi said "get lost," Wang Wenzhou would look at her tenderly and say, "Ruru, Ruru, I love hearing you say 'get lost' the most. Your 'get lost' is the most beautiful thing in the world."

But today Wang Wenzhou did something foolish, lying on the ground and rolling out the door.

Liu Rushi stared blankly as the fat man lay on the ground and rolled away.

"Sigh..." Liu Rushi sighed, the anger on her face disappeared, and a slight smile appeared on her lips.

Liu Rushi shook her head helplessly and lowered her head to continue grading homework.

"Don't be surprised, everyone. Liu Rushi is Miss Liu. Order your master to go home."

A moment later, a loud shout suddenly came from outside.

Liu Rushi walked to the window and looked up.

Wang Wenzhou was rolling on the ground, surrounded by soldiers from the sedan chair carriers, who shouted in unison from time to time: "Miss Liu ordered the lord to roll, don't be surprised."

Liu Rushi was both amused and exasperated. "My goodness! You're not ashamed, but I am! If that fatso really goes home like that, how can I ever face anyone again?"

"You fatso, roll over again and let me see!" Liu Rushi shouted angrily.

Wang Wenzhou rolled over, turned back to look at Liu Rushi, and said aggrievedly, "Rushi, Rushi, you're the one who told me to roll over!"

After Wang Wenzhou finished speaking, he lay down on the ground and continued rolling.

Liu Rushi was utterly defeated, and said resentfully, "Wang Wenzhou, stop getting out of here! Get in your sedan chair, go back to your home, and touch your wife!"

Wang Wenzhou continued rolling as if he hadn't heard.

Liu Rushi watched silently for a while, and saw that the fat man was about to roll to the entrance of the labor camp.

"Sigh..." Liu Ru sighed helplessly. What a troublesome person he is, there's just no way to deal with him.

Liu Rushi quickly chased after her.

"Wang Wenzhou, don't get out of here!" Liu Rushi said softly as she followed behind Wang Wenzhou.

"No way, Ruru! You told me to go home, how could I dare disobey! I'm ugly, and you don't even like me. If I dare disobey you again, you'll never let me sleep with you or touch you!" Wang Wen said as he rolled around.

Liu Rushi understood; the fat man was complaining to her and telling her to get lost.

"Alright, I was wrong, stop making a fuss," Liu Rushi said softly.

"No! Ruru, you did nothing wrong! I'll keep rolling!" Wang Wenzhou rolled on again.

Liu Rushi quickly chased after him, squatted down, and pulled Wang Wenzhou aside, saying softly, "Alright, if you keep making trouble, I'll really get angry! What do you want?"

Wang Wenzhou pouted and said in a feigned aggrieved tone, "Ruru, how can you apologize like that? You have to kiss to apologize!"

Liu Rushi frowned deeply. "You fatso! You shameless lecher! Is there anything else on your mind all day long?"

"Or should I keep rolling?" Wang Wenzhou asked with a wicked grin.

"You rascal!" Liu Rushi said irritably, "Go ahead and kiss me! This is a one-time thing. If you do it again, I'll really get angry!"

"Hahahaha..." Wang Wenzhou was laughing hysterically inside. Finally, finally he could kiss Ru Ru. All his hard work over the years hadn't been in vain. Now that he could kiss her, he could have sex with her later!

Wang Wenzhou kissed her passionately; the kiss was simply intoxicating.

"Waaah...Okay..." Liu Rushi tried to push Wang Wenzhou away, but he held her tightly and she couldn't budge him. And with the fat man's lisp, she couldn't speak clearly at all.

Wang Wenzhou shook his head, his big mouth still pressed tightly against Liu Rushi's small mouth, and said happily, "Rushi, you can't go back on your word! You only said you'd kiss me once, not for how long. I haven't kissed you enough yet."

What a troublemaker! Liu Rushi was both amused and exasperated, but she always kept her word and would never go back on her promises, so she could only let the fat man hug and kiss her.

"Hands! Don't move your hands! If you move them even once, you're out!" Liu Rushi said coldly.

"Don't worry! Don't worry!" Wang Wenzhou quickly placed his hands on Liu Rushi's back and hugged her tightly.

Half an hour later, Liu Rushi could no longer bear it and said almost pleadingly, "Okay, I'm hungry."

"Hmm!" Wang Wenzhou nodded and said with a smile, "Ruru, I'm hungry too, but I haven't kissed enough yet."

"Sigh..." Liu Ru sighed softly. Ever since the fat man had been relentlessly pestering her, she felt that he had made her skin thicker and thicker. Out of the corner of her eye, she had noticed the stares of the people around her. At first, her face was a little red, but after being kissed by the fat man for a while, her face stopped blushing.

But you can't keep hugging and kissing like this forever. With that fatso's personality, he won't let go until he's exhausted.

Liu Rushi thought for a moment and then said, "I'm hungry, I want to eat. Now that you've kissed me enough, I'll feed you."

"Deal!" Wang Wenzhou said quickly.

"Hmph!" Liu Rushi stood up, not daring to look directly at everyone, lowered her head, and hurriedly ran towards the office.

"The principal is mighty!"

Congratulations, Principal!

The students who were watching offered their congratulations.

Wang Wenzhou smiled happily and nodded to everyone.

"Fu Xingping, send someone to order a meal and have it delivered," Wang Wenzhou instructed.

"Ouch!" Wang Wenzhou's legs were sore from being pressed down by Liu Rushi.

“Come here, help me up!” Wang Wenzhou said.

Two sedan chair carriers rushed over and helped Wang Wenzhou up.

Wang Wenzhou licked his lips, savoring the kiss he had just experienced. He thought to himself, "A girl I truly like always feels so good to kiss."

"I want to eat fish," Wang Wenzhou said happily.

Liu Rushi picked up a piece of fish with her chopsticks, put it in her mouth, and brought her small mouth close to Wang Wenzhou's eyes.

Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Ruru, Ruru, chew first. You should chew your food slowly and carefully."

"Sigh..." Liu Rushi sighed. What a troublesome person!

Wang Wenzhou said softly, "When I was little, my mother would chew the food for me before feeding me. I don't know why, but back then, I didn't mind that my mother chewed the food for me. But I thought it was dirty when my father or other people chewed the food for me. As I grew up, I only didn't mind that Ruru chewed the food for me."


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