I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 363 Romance Idol Drama

Chapter 363 Romance Idol Drama

"Sister-in-law, I regret it! I shouldn't have teased Liu Lishun just now. I should have beaten him up and let him go. Now it's too late, and what's done is done!" Wang Wenzhou nestled in Wang Ying's arms, muttering to himself.

Gao Guilan advised, "Uncle, don't be sad. Even if you kill Liu Lishun, Xiaodie will still be your baby."

Wang Wenzhou kissed Gao Guilan and said with a wry smile, "Little Lanlan, you're so good."

Wang Wenzhou didn't want to explain to the naive Gao Guilan that it wasn't that he didn't want to kill Liu Lishun, but that killing him would be futile. It wouldn't change Wen Liandie's mind; instead, it would only make her hate him more. When a woman is consumed by hatred, she's capable of anything. What if one day, while he's asleep, Wen Liandie stabs him to death?

Of course, if the choice is right, one could often choose to kill both of them. But Wang Wenzhou was a chauvinist and couldn't bear to kill the baby he had slept with, even though the baby had already changed his mind.

Watching Liu Lishun kneel on the ground, earnestly licking the food, Wang Wenzhou frowned deeply. That's life. Sometimes you know you're wrong, but you can't undo it. If life could be reloaded, most people would live happily, because they would have no regrets.

After the incense stick burned out, Wang Wenzhou walked over with a mournful face and said to Liu Lishun, "Little Liu, I really admire you! You can even eat shit and still be so happy!"

Liu Lishun wiped his mouth with his sleeve and stared at Wang Wenzhou with a smile.

Wang Wenzhou frowned deeply. Damn it, Liu Lishun truly deserves to be the top scholar in the imperial examination. He felt that Liu Lishun knew the grievances in his heart.

“Xiao Liu, you’re a man too. If your baby cheated on you and slept with another man, how would you feel?” Wang Wenzhou asked.

"Lord Wang, I'll say it again: Xiaodie and I are completely innocent!" Liu Lishun said solemnly.

"Do you think I'm stupid?! Who would tell someone the truth after sleeping with their baby? That would be insane!" Wang Wenzhou cursed.

Wiping away her tears, Wen Liandie cursed, "Wang Wenzhou, you madman! You'll die a horrible death!"

Wang Wenzhou said aggrievedly, "Wen Liandie, you've gone too far! Even a day as husband and wife is worth a hundred days of kindness. We've been married for quite a while now! And you actually curse me to die! Since you're so heartless, don't blame me for being ruthless."

Wang Wenzhou glanced at Liu Lishun, then at Wen Liandie, and said coldly, "Today, only one of you can live! Little Liu, I'll let you choose—who will survive!"

After Wang Wenzhou finished speaking, he waved his hand and said, "Xiao Guizi, bring the cup over here."

Wu Sangui walked over carrying two cups and placed them on the ground.

Wang Wenzhou pointed to the cups and said, "Xiao Liu, the green cup is not poisoned, but the white cup is. Choose one and feed it to Wen Liandie. No matter which one you choose, I promise I won't pursue you afterwards, and I'll even clean up your mess. If you let Wen Liandie live, I will send her back to the Wen family. Don't worry, I mean what I say."

“Mr. Liu, don’t believe him! Anyone who believes Wang Wenzhou is doomed!” Wen Liandie shouted.

Liu Lishun smiled slightly, picked up the green cup, walked to Wen Liandie, and said softly, "Xiaodie, it's all my fault!"

"No! I won't drink it!" Wen Liandie quickly said.

"Pfft..." Wang Wenzhou felt like crying. He had really made trouble for no reason. Everything he had done from beginning to end had been to make those two confess their love to each other!

"Xiaodie, the three years I spent studying with you were the happiest time of my life..." Liu Lishun said to Wen Liandie with deep affection.

Wang Wenzhou sneered, "Wen Liandie, Xiao Liu is lying! These sweet words couldn't be more fake!"

Wen Liandie said with deep emotion, "Mr. Liu, I feel the same way. Since you left the Wen residence, I have been crying every day..."

"Ahem!" Wang Wenzhou couldn't stand seeing this couple showing off their affection, so he quickly sang, "My heart has been broken since you left, and now Xiaodie sleeps with me..."

Liu Lishun gently stroked Wen Liandie's hair and said softly, "Little Die, you must live on!"

"Pfft..." Wang Wenzhou was stunned. Why did he feel like he was the villain, trying to stop the male and female protagonists who loved each other from being together?

"You bastard surnamed Liu! Get your hands off her! If you dare touch Wen Liandie again, I'll chop her up wherever you touch her!" Wang Wenzhou shouted angrily.

"No!" Wen Liandie shook her head repeatedly, her face already covered in tears, and cried out with deep emotion, "Mr. Liu, if you die, how can I live on alone?"

Wang Wenzhou grew angrier and angrier. No matter how much he muttered to himself, the two of them ignored him.

Wang Wenzhou said irritably, "Little Liu, you have no idea how long I've slept with Wen Liandie. I've tried every position with her, I'm practically sick of it!"

Liu Lishun only had eyes for Wen Liandie. He pretended to be angry and said, "Little Die, be good! You used to listen to your teacher the most. Drink it now!"

"No!" Wen Liandie shook her head repeatedly.

"Screw you! I hate watching those melodramatic soap operas!" Wang Wenzhou strode forward, snatched the cup from Liu Lishun's hand, kicked Liu Lishun to the ground, and cursed, "Alright, hurry up and drink your poisoned wine! I'll drink this one!"

Wang Wenzhou picked up the cup and drank it all in one gulp. "It's so sour!" he exclaimed. "Because it's a cup of vinegar!"

Liu Lishun got up, dusted himself off, picked up the poisoned wine, looked at Wen Liandie, and said tenderly, "Little Die, if there is an afterlife, I will definitely be your husband again!"

Wen Liandie cried out in heart-wrenching sobs, "Mr. Liu, no!"

"Goodbye! My beloved girl! Goodbye, the love of my life..." Liu Lishun, like a male lead in an idol drama, held up the poisoned wine but refused to drink it, reciting his lines with all his might, trying to steal the spotlight.

Wang Wenzhou pointed at Liu Lishun and cursed, "You bastard Liu, stop being so cocky! Are you going to die or not? If you don't die, I'll kill Wen Liandie!"

Liu Lishun tilted his head back and drank the poisoned wine.

"Clap clap!" Wang Wenzhou clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Little Liu has a good amount of urine! He actually likes to drink urine so much, he drank a whole cup of urine and didn't leave a single drop!"

"Haha!" Liu Lishun laughed loudly and asked, "Hasn't Lord Wang had enough fun yet?"

Wang Wenzhou pursed his lips and said with a wry smile, "I'm not playing anymore, it's too cruel!"

"Swish!" Wang Wenzhou drew his sword, holding it in one hand and grabbing Wen Liandie's hair with the other.

"Lord Wang!" Liu Lishun said righteously, "What happened today was my fault! Kill me or torture me, it's up to you! Please release Xiaodie, she and I are truly innocent!"

Wang Wenzhou chopped off Wen Liandie's hair with a sword and threw it to Wu Sangui, ordering, "Little Gui, go find me a notebook and stick this hair on it!"

"Pfft..." Everyone was dumbfounded, because in the Ming Dynasty, there were only collectors of antiques and calligraphy and paintings, not collectors of girls' hair.

"Little Liu, do you have any silver on you?" Wang Wenzhou asked.

Liu Lishun rummaged through his clothes and only pulled out two taels of loose silver.

Wang Wenzhou sneered, "Little Liu, you call yourself the top scholar? You're such a fucking idiot! You've been an official for two years and you're still a poor wretch! I've been an official for a year, and the money I've made is enough to scare you to death! Fine, I'm not going to brag anymore, I'm not in the mood for bragging! Give me a tael of silver!"

Wang Wenzhou weighed the silver in his hand and said reluctantly, "Little Liu, from now on, Wen Liandie is yours."