RPAGF Chapter 249 A solid piece of grass
Chapter 249 A solid piece of grass
Su Yunze and Ye Qinghuan, a good-for-nothing with no ability to live, looked at each other silently and made up their minds.
Even if I lose my own life, I can't let the boss be killed by the hunter!
The two cheered each other up, and while Su Yunchuan was cooking, they proposed to go around and stock up on food. After all, the hunters hadn't come out today, so the surroundings were still safe.
By the time tomorrow comes, I can already foresee the hard days of running or being chased.
Su Yunzhan didn't want to support the two of them, so he just nodded and handed over two newly made wooden sticks as a reminder.
"Look around, don't eat or touch randomly."
Hearing the tone of a worried parent waving goodbye to a child on his first day of school, Ye Qinghuan couldn't help but laugh secretly.
Of course, she would not laugh out loud at this moment to embarrass her elder brother.
Along the way, it was not as fun as Ye Qinghuan imagined. Instead, it was full of pitfalls.
First, she finally found a plant that looked exactly like ginger. After a lot of effort, she dug out a strong root.
She almost thought she had dug the wrong thing, but when she took a closer look, she saw
Well, it was indeed the wrong dig.
This knot is just a piece of grass! !
Ye Qinghuan angrily fell to the ground and stamped his feet, thinking that my talents will be useful, so he still collected them with confidence.
There was no grass growing anywhere, but the basket on his back was still empty.
Even Su Yunze, who had dug two pieces of sweet potatoes, a handful of unknown wild vegetables and a small handful of chestnuts, couldn't bear to look at this scene. He couldn't help but pull Ye Qinghuan, who was turning into a native, over.
"Do you think of yourself as a pangolin? If you continue to search like this, the whole mountain will be hollowed out by you."
Ye Qinghuan moved and continued to lie upright on the mound. Yes, it was the small mound she had just dug out.
"Damn it, I obviously discovered ginseng, but why did I disappear in the blink of an eye? Alas, it's another day of wasted work. Unfortunately, my talents are bound to be useful, so I might as well not use them if I can."
"Yeah, but the sense of security that comes from being buried in the ground is wonderful. Second brother, please lie down and try it."
Wiping the dirt on his face, Ye Qinghuan continued to bury his head, apparently forgetting what he was doing.
Instead, the sharp-eyed Su Yunze suddenly noticed something exposed on the tip of her toes, picked up the stick she dropped on the ground and pushed it down hard.
"Move away, don't block me."
Ye Qinghuan moved obediently and touched a handful of soil to cover his exposed calf.
Su Yunze:......
I can't carry it, I really can't carry it! !
He dug out the ginger cubes hidden deep in the ground in a few strokes, and held it up to show it to Ye Qinghuan.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you're going in the wrong direction. No matter how hard you try, it's useless. God has put food in your mouth, but you just don't know how to turn your eyes. Who's to blame!"
Su Yunze was so angry that he would not pay for his life, and he threw the ginger-shaped object into his backpack.
At this time, it was difficult for Ye Qinghuan to continue fighting. He just sighed with his Buddha nature,
"Yes, as the saying goes, failure is the mother of success. Unfortunately, success here is ignored."
As he spoke, he raised his head and roared to the sky,
Su Yunze, who was almost deafened by the sudden roar, had no time to lift the person up and beat him up, when he was startled by the scene in the distance.
The birds and beasts were frightened by the sudden sound and spread their wings and left one after another. Instead, another kind of lifeless creature came to laugh at them.
"Chirp - chirp - hee hee hee -"
"what sound?"
The two looked at each other, back to back and patrolling the surroundings carefully. After a while, they finally found the source of the sound - a small woolly monkey hanging on a tree vine. It seemed that it was attracted by Ye Qinghuan's scream to explore the way.
If they hadn't been scratching their ears and scratching their butts with their forelimbs all the time, the two of them wouldn't have known where the sound came from even if they were blind.
Considering that monkeys are social animals, there must be a group of monkeys nearby. If two people are alone and weak, they should run away first.
Unexpectedly, before Su Yunze could rush to grab Ye Qinghuan's hand, he saw that she had already quickly picked up a small clod of soil and threw it towards the tree.
"When you meet me, you've got a hammer. You still dare to laugh at me, give me a break!!"
There was just a bang, and the clod of soil in the middle of the tree vine perfectly split the tree vine into two. The poor monkey flying in mid-air almost smashed into monkey cakes.
But the monkey has a small body and a lot of energy!
, a quick reaction to turn over and climb to the nearest branch, the originally mocking face turned into a ferocious look of shock, and a row of sharp teeth was exposed,
"No, you got into trouble."
Even with his frivolous common sense, he knows that wild monkeys are very vengeful! !
Su Yunze felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy. When the monkey began to scream, he pulled Ye Qinghuan and ran away.
Ye Qinghuan, who was being held by the back of his neck, had no choice but to hold his hand.
"Brother, why are you running! You have to know that where there are monkeys, there must be fruits. As long as we follow the little monkeys back to the team, the fruits will be available in the past few days."
"You want to eat shit! Monkeys are social animals. Although their lethality is very small, if there are many ants, they can kill an elephant."
"I understand that when others encounter danger when traveling, they quickly walk over! But you, you can't give up until you stay and pay homage to the other person!"
Seeing that the monkey did not catch up, Su Yunze simply let go. After all, running with a hundred kilograms burden is very tiring.
Netizens in the live broadcast room were already rolling on the floor laughing at the relationship between the brother and sister.
[So, Ye Qinghuan has passed the novice protection period? ! ! ]
[Important point, these handsome brothers and pretty girls are not nice to talk about. Watching this funny variety show feels like an arrow has been stabbed in my heart for no reason. ]
[Failure is the mother of success, but success is ignored. Woo hoo hoo, so true. ]
[Don't cry upstairs. Let's go to bed early. You know how safe the bed is. ]
[Stop being emoticons upstairs, come and watch Ye Qinghuan fight the Monkey King, make me laugh. ]
[I am not allowed to make a bold prediction here. The story of Ye Qinghuan and the Monkey King will definitely have a sequel. ]
[Well, don’t take ignorance as fun. If you really encounter a monkey in the wild, you can still run as fast as you can. Don’t imitate that kid. After all... experience cannot be replicated. ]
The discussion among netizens was in full swing. As for the story they told about Ye Qinghuan fighting the Monkey King, it certainly existed.
After finally sneaking Ye Qinghuan back to the camp, Su Yunze and Su Yunzhan were just finishing the dishes. Ye Qinghuan said that he wanted to wash up and ran away.
After waiting left and right for no one, Su Yunze and Su Yunzhan knew something was wrong, so they started looking for him.
As for Ye Qinghuan, he had already relied on his map skill that suddenly lit up. In fact, he walked back to the path the two of them ran out of and successfully caught the little woolly monkey biting chestnuts under the chestnut tree.
Under the spotlight, netizens who thought nothing would happen saw Ye Qinghuan grab the limbs of the little hairy monkey and lift it up.
"You still look young. You are so young at a young age. You are indeed young."