Chapter 237 Precise Complaints
Chapter 237 Precise Complaints
【Youth Campus Literature Heroine
The teacher on the podium said excitedly: "Now, let our talented boy stand up and recite pi to everyone."
The tone was full of pride and arrogance.
The boy in the black hat stood up confidently and recited in a 'cool' manner:
"..."
All the students were confused: It’s not 3.……
At that moment, the teacher held his eyes, not at all disappointed:
"Student Zhang is reciting pi backwards!"
Zu Chongzhi: You are awesome, aren’t you? 】
Everyone thought, it’s just a string of numbers, what’s the problem? But the barrage reminded them that this thing is endless, so how can it be recited backwards?
I can only say that this teacher and classmate are both awesome, one dares to recite and the other dares to speak.
"He said he was going to recite pi backwards and my first reaction was that he was right"
"The value of pi has not been calculated yet. The current calculation will take more than an hour to memorize. There is infinity after the decimal point."
"The value of pi has been calculated to hundreds of thousands of decimal places"
@AI Xiaokuai Recite Pi Backwards
AI quickly replied: Reciting pi backwards is a miracle like the Arabian Nights. There are many wonderful online articles among the short videos. 》
Look, even the high technology thinks this is a fantasy, you can imagine how outrageous it is, and no one cares about it anymore.
It is originally a wild creation, but I don’t know who will read these articles.
【Hermit: "What book are you reading?"
Male protagonist: "Nothing! Jane Eyre is a pure and simple love.
The heroine looked shocked, her eyes rolling up to the sky. ”】
Ancestors: Oh~ they understand. This person must have only read the title of the book. He probably hasn't even read the contents of the book. He quoted it out of context. That's it, the male protagonist?
【Domineering Wife Literature
Female protagonist: "He is the father of the child, and only his blood can be used."
You, the heroine's son, sat up in shock from your dying illness, "F*ck! Are you my real mother? Don't hurt me! Blood transfusions for direct relatives can kill people!"
(Died first) fell down]
Ancient people: Is there such a saying?
I thought all blood was red, so there was no difference.
But think about it, the grandmother of the later generation had a blood test in the hospital, and there was a column for blood type on the white list. It seems that everyone's blood type is different.
Doctors in ancient times were also willing to learn, but the clinics they opened on a daily basis could only treat minor illnesses, and they were helpless against major injuries and difficult-to-cure diseases.
Obviously, the medical skills of later countries have improved significantly, but the functions of those instruments and needles are not very clear, and there is also blood.
《Can’t we use the blood of our immediate family members? 》
"Yes, if a direct relative donates blood, he will get host-response disease, with a mortality rate of over 90%, which is equivalent to killing him directly."
"Why can bone marrow transplants for leukemia be done from direct relatives? Is there no blood in the bone marrow?"
"Bone marrow transplantation can also lead to graft-versus-host disease. Drugs such as ATG are generally used to reduce the probability of the disease. Bone marrow transplantation is done because there is no other choice. The probability of a match is already low, so it has to be used. However, blood transfusions can completely avoid blood transfusions between relatives."
"I've learned that in many TV dramas, blood transfusions are given by relatives"
"I am a medical student, so I don't understand what I see on TV."
Everyone said that they had also learned it, although they did not understand it so clearly, but they knew that blood should not be transfused into the body between relatives, as it would cause serious illness and possible death.
This is a direct reminder for them.
I already cherish my life, and now I cherish it even more. It only comes once in a lifetime, it would be a pity to lose it easily.
[The boss in a straight suit hugged the woman in his arms and yelled at the people outside:
"I don't care! Let all the doctors in the country come to the office for consultation!"
As a doctor, you hold your forehead with your hand: No, buddy, who are you? 】
Ancient people: They have become numb. In novels, the male protagonist is always the best in everything. He is rich, handsome, and a definite boss. Only in this way can he have the right to give the female protagonist all happiness.
They are really fed up with this life, it's too upside down.
And the next moment, someone made a precise complaint.
[A Dream of Red Mansions accurately criticizes romantic novels]
Cao Xueqin, who wrote Dream of the Red Chamber: What's happening to him again? He just wanted to write a novel.
But this time it was just targeted and the characters in it were not mentioned much.
[Why is it that Dream of the Red Chamber is one of the four great classics? Grandmother Jia accurately complained about the plot of Mary Sue and Long Aotian, and was 300 years ahead of Jiang Qdian! ]
In the picture, there is an old man who is supported by someone. He has a ruddy complexion. Most of the women around him are well-dressed and look like they are from wealthy families.
The camera gradually zooms in on the old man.
[“These books are all the same. They are nothing more than stories about talented scholars and beautiful women. They are so poorly edited that there is no trace of the story.”]
He laughed twice and continued.
[“As for the two of them, they are from a family of scholars, and their fathers are either ministers or prime ministers. If they have a daughter, they must love her like a treasure.
This young lady was well-versed in literature and etiquette, and was a truly extraordinary beauty. But when she saw a handsome man, regardless of whether he was a relative or a friend, she began to think of her lifelong affairs.
She has forgotten her parents, her manners, and she is neither a ghost nor a thief. How can she be a beautiful woman? ”】
Leng Xiaoyun thought about the online novels that he often read, and felt a little dissed. Isn’t this the book I read?
<Miss: You cricket me?>
But you know what, that's why I'm interested in continuing to watch it. Even though it's rustic, I can't control myself.
Authors of ancient storybooks: Why? I like to read them. It’s okay to write them.
The young ladies also figured it out a little. It was really all those sour scholars who were favored by the young ladies from wealthy families, and then became successful. And the fairies who came down to the mortal world were also married to the cowherds. It was really the same look.
【“Furthermore, since they are young ladies from aristocratic families, they are all well-mannered and well-educated, and even their wives are well-educated and well-mannered, even if they retire and return home, there must be a lot of people in such a family. Why is it that in these books, whenever there is such a thing, there is only the young lady and a maidservant following her.”
<Mother Wang: Do you understand me now?>】
People who have had such beautiful dreams: Enough, stop talking, it’s not enough to let people fantasize (angry out of shame)
[How many books are there in this passage? ]
Ancestors: Is this a novelist who writes novels after prophesying and criticizing?
Look at the comments of netizens:
"/Mo Bai/: It can be seen that Cao Xueqin has read a lot of these books."
RPAGF