My harem can't be this messy

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"Sister Huang, if you play like this, it will be my turn in a while, and I will not be polite."

"Brother Huang, do you climb or not? If you don't climb, you will lose. If you lose, you will have to admit punishment."

"climb!"

Using both hands and feet, Li Zhi climbed around Princess Chengyang twice, which was easier than kissing her feet, so Li Zhi climbed.

"It's my turn, third brother, Sister Huang will help you teach Chengyang a lesson, Chengyang, jump three times on one leg."

"Sister Huang, why don't you help me? Help Brother Huang!"

"Jump! Otherwise, you will be punished."

Princess Chengyang had no choice but to jump on the bed three times with one leg.

The three of them played a few laps, and the requirements they put forward were extremely simple. Although there were also requirements to learn how to bark like pigs and dogs, after all, there were only three of them here, and no one else could see or hear them. If they learned it, they learned it.As long as it's easier than kissing each other's feet, learn it.

Of course, if the request made by the other party is too difficult, it is better to kiss your feet, then just admit defeat.

After playing a few laps, it was Princess Yuzhang's turn, and Princess Yuzhang looked at her younger siblings.

"Sister Huang is going to be more difficult. It's been a few laps, and no one has been punished yet!"

"Listen well, the two of you recite "Moonlight Night on the Spring River". The third brother will start first, and each of you will say a sentence. Whoever doesn't or who recites it wrong will be punished."

Hearing the words Chunjiang Huayueye, the first thing Li Zhi thought of was Zhang Ruoxu's solitary poem "Chunjiang Huayueye" that covered the entire Tang Dynasty.

But Li Zhi thought about it again, no, it wasn't Zhang Ruoxu's song, because Zhang Ruoxu hadn't been born yet.

Zhang Ruoxu was born in the 21st year of Zhenguan, and it is only 16 years of Zhenguan at this time, how could he compose that single song "Spring River Flower Moonlight Night" that covers the whole Tang Dynasty.

If it wasn't Zhang Ruoxu's poem, Yang Guang's poem named after the Moonlight Night on the Spring River would be the most famous.

Yang Guang, Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, was a famous faint emperor in history.In fact, many people have different opinions on what Yang Guang is like, but in terms of talent, this second son who can be valued by Dugu Jialuo is not simple at all.

Who is Dugu Jialuo? He is one of the seven daughters of the most powerful father-in-law in history. Duguxin chose three sons-in-law for his three daughters. In the end, all three daughters were honored as queens, which is even more powerful The most important thing is to be honored as the queen of three different dynasties, and the king of the three dynasties, which is unique in history.

Dugu Banruo, the eldest daughter of Duguxin, married Yuwenyu, the eldest son of Yuwentai, the second emperor of the Northern Zhou Dynasty.

The fourth daughter, Dugu Mantuo, is the biological mother of Tang Taizu Li Yuan. Just after the founding of the Tang Dynasty, Li Yuan was posthumously named Queen Yuanzhen by Li Yuan.

The seventh daughter is Dugu Jialuo, who married Yang Jian, Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty.

Duguxin's two grandsons, Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang and Tang Taizu Li Yuan, no matter how history evaluates them, but Sui Yang Emperor's literary talent is indeed extraordinary, and his flaws are not concealed.

However, Li Zhi really couldn't memorize Emperor Sui Yang's "Moonlight Night on the Spring River"!Neither will the first sentence.

Chapter 222 Dangerous Game

Helpless at this moment, when Li Zhi was about to admit defeat, he suddenly thought, if he couldn't even recite the first sentence, would it be something wrong.

Sister Huang asked Cheng Yang and herself to recite this poem, so she would naturally know some of it. At this time, the first sentence is stuck, which is inappropriate.

Li Zhi suddenly looked at Sister Yuzhang, and when Princess Yuzhang was still waiting for him to recite the poem, he directly took one of Sister Huang's feet and put it in his arms.

Then Princess Yuzhang saw her younger brother bowed his head, holding one of her jade feet with both hands, and gently kissed the top of the foot.

"Miss Huang, I have been punished."

"Are you trying to let the Queen know on purpose?"

Li Zhi smiled, didn't speak, and then hummed twice.

"Now it's my turn. Sister Huang has increased the difficulty, and I will also increase it. In the 11th year of Zhenguan, Wei Zheng played "Remonstrance Taizong Shisishu". , you will be punished, starting with the imperial sister."

"Brother Huang, you are too bad, you lift your foot."

Li Zhi lifted his feet, Princess Chengyang hugged them slowly, looked at Li Zhi's feet with great reluctance, then lowered his head, his red lips slowly touched the feet.

"Hmph, Brother Huang did it on purpose, I know Cheng Yang doesn't care much about these things on weekdays."

"Now it's Chengyang's turn, Brother Huang, hehe."

"Brother Huang, you recite the Analects of Confucius!"

Both Li Zhi and Princess Yuzhang looked at Princess Chengyang.

"Sister Huang, you're playing tricks, how can Brother Huang memorize the Analects of Confucius?"

"It doesn't matter, if you can't memorize it, you will admit defeat. Brother Huang can't afford to lose, right?"

"Who says Brother Huang can't afford to lose, but you are playing too badly, it will be strange if Brother Huang won't let you recite the Book of Songs after a while."

"Isn't it Brother Qin's foot? It's not like I haven't kissed him just now."

Princess Chengyang looked fearless, stretched her calf at this time, and her feet were already placed in front of Li Zhi.

Li Zhi had no choice but to dip his head down on that beautiful jade foot.

"Okay, okay, if you don't play anymore, you will only lose if you play any more. This is too difficult."

"No, play, have fun."

Princess Chengyang hugged Jin Wang Li Zhi's arm and shook her.

"That's right, third brother, you're such a disappointment!"

Princess Yuzhang also said at this time, after all, she didn't shake Li Zhi's arm coquettishly like the imperial sister.No way, I am my sister.

"Sister Royal Sister, the questions are too difficult, and if you play again, it will become like pecking each other's feet."

"Then change it, we won't kiss the feet anymore, let's take off our clothes instead."

Li Zhi just listened to Princess Chengyang's words, and then suddenly put his hands on his stomach.

"Oops, my stomach hurts, Royal Sister, I'm going to the latrine first."

After Li Zhi finished speaking, he jumped out of bed, kicked and pulled his shoes, opened the door and ran away.

"Sister Huang, what's wrong with Brother Huang?"

"Sister Huang, your undressing scares your brother Huang."

"It's not that I haven't played like this before, but he can take it off the fastest."

"Your brother is fifteen this year!"

"What happened to Fifteen? Oh, Miss Huang, what do you mean we can't play this?"

"Someone will be embarrassed and blush."

Princess Chengyang covered her vermilion lips and smiled.

"Sister Huang, I want to play even more when you say that, it's so exciting."

Princess Yuzhang was annoyed, she curled up her fingers, and tapped the imperial sister's forehead.

"Okay, don't play too much, you can play whatever you want when you were young, we are all grown up now, and you also married into the Du family."

"So what, Chengyang just wants to mess around with the emperor."

"Sister Huang is doing it for your own good. I'm afraid that if you really play like this, you won't be interested in your little belly in the future."

"What does Miss Huang mean? How can I not be interested in my little belly?"

"I still won't tell you. Look at my eldest sister and I, we are not interested in concubines now. Hey, you two useless bastards."

Cheng Yang opened his confused eyes and looked at his sister Huang.

Seeing her appearance, Princess Yuzhang just smiled, then got up, went to bed and put on her shoes.

"Chengyang, the third brother kissed your feet just now, how do you feel different from before?"

"It's nothing! In the past, Brother Huang had a lot of relatives, and the few of us usually bully him together."

"I know how to bully the emperor, remember in the future, the few of us will help him bully others."

"Of course, whoever dares to treat the emperor badly, Cheng Yang will be the first to beat him up."

Princess Chengyang raised her beautiful jade arms and waved her small fist.

Of course, only I can bully my brother, not others.

At this time, Li Zhi had already entered Dazhuyuan through the gate of Xiaozhuyuan.

At this time the sun was already very dazzling, Li Zhi went to the Guanyu Pavilion and saw the sparkling water in the bamboo garden, there were boats in the lake, and the maid of the bamboo garden was throwing bait into the lake.

Li Zhi sat down and leaned on the pillar of Guanyu Pavilion, looking at the boat in the lake, the maid on the boat naturally also saw Li Zhi, saluted from a distance, Li Zhi waved his hand to the boat, and the maid on the boat went back to her own business.

At this time, Li Zhi looked at the green bamboos and the water pattern plowed by the boat on the lake, suddenly Li Zhi's hands were unconsciously clenched.

When he paid attention to him again, Li Zhi's forehead was already slightly sweating.

Then seeing Li Zhi suddenly stood up, but sat down slumped in the next moment.

Li Zhi looked at the green bamboos in the distance, the bamboo shadows nearby, and the cool breeze from Guanyu Pavilion made Li Zhi feel light-headed.

The scene of playing with the two royal sisters just now, Li Zhi went through it again in his mind at this time.

Once again, I didn't care about kissing the feet of the royal sister or the royal sister, or the process of playing, but the game itself.

Thinking of this game at this time, Li Zhi only felt his heart tighten, and his back was slightly wet with sweat.

"What a scary game!"

Li Zhi spat out a few words lightly, and at this moment, he had already thought of the horror contained in this seemingly ordinary game.

This game seems to be designed for myself, because at that time the prince who lived in the Lizheng Palace was alone, and the rest were princesses.That is to say, the man is alone.

The eldest princess, Princess Changle, is 22 years old this year. If you go forward a few years, when you play this game by yourself, you should be around three to ten years old.Princess Changle should be between ten and 17 years old.

Because she is a princess, she doesn't have to follow the rule that adult princes have to leave the harem to live. That is to say, even if Sister Changle marries into the eldest grandson's family, she can still live in the Lizheng Palace.

So the question is, what will this game bring to Li Zhi?

A game limited only by punishment, in which everyone playing can make demands on any one or several people.

What if this punishment is abnormal?

The initial request may be very cautious, that is, to learn what is called, some simple body movements.

But in the future, the difficulty will naturally increase without knowing it, because it is too simple, no one will be punished, but this game is designed to make people be punished.

For example, if you are punished for drinking, a few people gather together to play this game just to make you drink. After a few laps, no one drinks, and someone will naturally raise the difficulty. If one person raises it, everyone will naturally raise it.

Chapter 223: Shelter from the Wind and Rain

Playing around with the royal sister just now has fully demonstrated this point, this game will only become more and more difficult.

Then this game will eventually punish one person or all of them.

Today's punishment is not too much in Yuzhang Huangjie's mouth, so there must have been too much punishment in the past.

Even the difficulty will be terrifying to the level of drinking upside down, so in order not to be punished, everyone must try their best to fulfill the requirements of others.

This request can be like a dog barking, a donkey barking, or a request with ulterior motives, such as taking off a piece of clothing.

Li Zhi could almost think of a few young people, such as four or five, only one of whom was a woman or a man, the result of playing this game.

As long as one of them has a different idea, I am afraid that it will be deliberately designed in the end, and there will be a very unbelievable ending.

In order not to be punished, do you do things that you would never dare to do on weekdays?

For example, undressing, such as playing the place where the opponent cannot play.

If this game is played by teenagers, at this time period, both men and women are curious about the opposite sex, is it easy to go astray in this game?

Punishments are deliberately set, then the game is prone to accidents.

For example, if the punishment is drinking, then the ending may be that a bunch of men and women are expelled from school.

Putting this on himself, since he was playing with the imperial sister and the imperial sister since he was a child, Li Zhi could basically think that his first request must be the imperial sister hugging, or the imperial sister, kissing.

That is the most basic appeal of a child who is only a few years old, just wanting to be hugged by the imperial sister, or to kiss the little sister.

After playing around, everyone grew up, just like just now, Chengyang Huangmei has already started to play undressing.

This is a subtle process, unconsciously, this game is no longer a joke.

Its final result is likely to be an extremely embarrassing scene for the empress father and empress at a certain time, then the result, the result is that Li Zhi must at least let the empress father and empress completely disappointed in them.

Princesses are meant to be married, so they don't participate much in the struggle for royal rights, and no one will deliberately design princesses.

But since he is a legitimate son, someone will try his best to get rid of him, or at least abolish him.

The struggle for imperial power has always been unkind, with all kinds of conspiracies and intrigues, no one can overestimate the ferocity behind the smiling face of the other party.