Chapter 132 If you don’t wake up, you will be the second tail of Longhu Mountain
Chapter 132 If you don’t wake up, you will be the second tail of Longhu Mountain
After hearing what Zhang Lingfeng said, Zhang Lingyu couldn't help but lower his head.
Zhang Lingfeng curled his lips at this and directly threw him a bag of spicy strips and a can of Coke.
"What's the matter? Are you still feeling wronged?"
"Eat this spicy noodle first."
Zhang Lingyu shook his head slightly.
"I'm not interested in this snack."
Hearing this, Zhang Lingfeng said "Oh".
"Look at Sixth Senior Sister, she's eating without any problem."
Huo Yunan just smiled at this.
"In fact, many of my students also like to eat these spicy strips, and they will share them with me from time to time."
At this time, the corners of Zhang Lingfeng's mouth rose slightly.
"Actually, if you ask me, Senior Brother Lingyu, you are just a coward."
"Not only do I not dare to see Xia He, I don't even dare to eat this little spicy noodle."
"How embarrassing!"
Hearing this, Zhang Lingyu tore open the spicy strips and ate them. In an instant, he blushed and drooled because of the spiciness of the strips.
"Okay, what kind of spicy strips are these?"
Seeing Zhang Lingyu trying so hard to save face, the other brothers shook their heads helplessly.
"Junior brother, I told you he's just a piece of wood, useless."
Zhang Lingfeng couldn't bear it anymore.
Xingang, today I want to see how long you can keep saving face.
"Brother Lingyu is right, this spicy noodle is not spicy at all."
After saying that, Zhang Lingfeng tore off five packets and stuffed them all into his mouth and started chewing.
This scene stunned Rong Shan, Qian Dahu and others around him.
Even Sixth Senior Sister Huo Yunan couldn't help but reveal a surprised expression.
"Junior brother, are you... okay?"
In response, Zhang Lingfeng smiled and gave them a thumbs up.
"I'm fine, and this spicy noodle isn't spicy."
"Come on, come on, Senior Brother Lingyu, it's your turn."
Although Zhang Lingyu, who was very concerned about his reputation, was also shocked when he saw this, he was not willing to be outdone. He tore open the five packets and put them all into his mouth just like Zhang Lingfeng did.
next second.
"Wow!!"
Zhang Lingyu couldn't control herself the moment it was spicy.
But even so, he still planned to hold on.
Zhang Lingfeng really couldn't bear to watch it anymore.
"No, you're stupid!"
"It's so hot now, and you're still steaming here!"
"Is the Coke just for show? Are you blind? Can't you see it?"
After hearing this, Zhang Lingyu couldn't bear it anymore and drank the Coke in one gulp.
Seeing Zhang Lingyu who was confused by the spicy food, Zhang Lingfeng laughed.
"How about this junk food cola? Was it useful just now?"
"Actually, your current state is just like eating this bag of spicy noodles, and Xia He is the cola that can make you feel relaxed and comfortable."
"It's true that Coke is junk food, but don't forget that it tastes great."
"Besides, Xia He has already quit Quan Xing in front of you, what else do you want?"
"Do you want me to turn her back into a virgin and let you break her again before you're happy?"
As soon as these words were spoken, several brothers couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Huo Yunan shook his head helplessly.
"Junior Brother, your description makes sense, but isn't it a bit too crude?"
In response, Zhang Lingfeng smiled at Huo Yunan.
"We're just trying to increase the dosage of treatment for this idiot. He'll be clueless if we don't give him some serious treatment."
After saying that, Zhang Lingfeng continued to look at Zhang Lingyu.
"Zhang Lingyu, you clearly want something in your heart, why don't you face the truest self in your heart?"
"Are you still a man?"
At this moment, Zhang Lingyu's last piece of fig leaf was completely torn apart by Zhang Lingfeng in front of everyone.
"I...I am a man..."
"Louder your voice, Zhang Lingyu, have you not had dinner?"
“I’m a man!!”
Hearing this, Zhang Lingfeng's mouth corners slightly raised.
"I don't think you are."
"If you are a man, go and ask your master for leave to go down the mountain now."
"Immediately go to the 749 Research Institute and have a good conversation with Xia He for three days and three nights. Kill her and fight her for eight hundred rounds to prove yourself."
"Otherwise, in my eyes, you are just a fool."
[Erweizi, pronounced as yi, third tone, often describes someone who is neither male nor female, a typical example being Wang Zhenqiu.]
Zhang Lingyu frowned slightly when he heard this.
"only……"
In response to this, Zhang Lingfeng ate his missing tooth while joking with other seniors.
"I gave Senior Brother Lingyu a new nickname, the Longhu Mountain's Introverted Second Tail. What do you think? Hehehe!"
Zhang Lingyu stood up immediately after hearing this.
"I'm not Erweizi. I'll go ask Master for leave to see Xia He."
After saying that, he ran towards Zhang Zhiwei's room.
Seeing this, everyone gave Zhang Lingfeng a thumbs up.
"Or we have to go to you, Junior Brother. We really can't do anything with the Spirit Jade."
"Well done, little junior brother!"
"By the way, if you and Linglong really did that, wouldn't her great grandfather be furious if he knew about it?"
Zhang Lingfeng snorted in response.
"What are you afraid of? At worst, we can get married before Linglong graduates."
"I heard it adds extra credits."
.........
When the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhiwei saw that Zhang Lingyu finally came to his senses, he was so excited that he burst into tears.
He just waved his hand and said to Zhang Lingyu.
"Good boy, I have waited for this day for too long."
"Go ahead. Young people should act like young people. You should have learned from your junior brother long ago."
"Of course, your master didn't ask you to learn his bastard spirit."
"That little bastard even wanted to compete with me to see who can eat more tonight. I am so old, how can I eat more than him?"
Just as Zhang Lingyu thanked Zhang Zhiwei and was about to leave the room, the old Taoist priest secretly called him.
"Come on, little brat, come here for a moment."
"I have prepared something good for you."
Zhang Lingyu couldn't help but feel confused after hearing this.
The old Taoist priest looked around mysteriously, then closed the door and began to rummage around in the room.
Soon he took out a small wooden box.
"This is for you."
When Zhang Lingyu opened the wooden box, he found a round black pill inside.
"Master, this elixir is..."
Hearing this, Zhang Zhiwei patted his chest proudly.
"This is the Dragon and Tiger Strength Pill that I refined. Once you take this pill, your abilities in all aspects will be greatly improved."
"You must be going down the mountain this time to have a tough fight with that Xia He girl."
"You can't lose face for Longhu Mountain in this regard. It will feel like a miracle if you eat it!"
As soon as these words were spoken, Zhang Lingyu's face turned red instantly.
"Thank you, Master. I don't need this medicine..."
Zhang Zhiwei quit after hearing this.
"No, you have to eat it. What if you can't defeat Xia He? That would be a disgrace to the Dragon Tiger Mountain Tianshi Mansion!"
"You are like this, it makes the teacher very sad! !"
Hearing this, Zhang Lingyu quickly took the wooden box.
"Alright, Master, I'll use it. Please be quiet so Junior Brother Lingfeng doesn't hear."
Just then, a faint voice came from outside the door.
"Oh? Don't let me hear anything, what kind of py trading are you doing?"
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