Time Travel: Brothel Maid

Chapter 213: Urinating and defecating anywhere

Xiao Guoer shouted to stop the carriage, jumped off, and said to the guards waiting beside the carriage in a hoarse voice, "I'm going to the bathroom." After that, she clamped her legs together and tried to pass through the line of soldiers and go into the woods.

Seeing this, the guard immediately wanted to follow, "Young Master Xiao Guoer, it's not good for you to be alone, I will go with you."

Xiao Guoer turned her head, her face flushed, and she waved her hands repeatedly, trying to speak in a hoarse voice, "No, no! I'll be quick, don't worry about me, I'll catch up after I'm done."

But the guard was too conscientious. "How can that be possible? It's out in the wilderness here. It would be bad if we run into a wild beast."

Xiao Guoer is going crazy because he is holding his shit.

She was so anxious that she was running around in circles, her eyes were red. As a woman, if she had a man to accompany her for convenience, she would be able to ascend to heaven.

Fortunately, Shun'er was smart and jumped down from the shaft of the cart immediately. He said to the guard, "My dear brother, please don't bother running all the way. I will follow Master Xiaoguo. I will be careful. If there is any danger, I will shout for help and you can come back later."

Seeing that someone was doing the job, the guard nodded and said, "Then be careful."

Xiao Guoer ran quickly into the depths of the woods, shouting to Shuner who was following behind him, "Just stand there and don't follow me!"

When she was sure she was far enough away from Shun'er, she squatted down in an area with dense grass.

After the bloating feeling gradually subsided, a strong sense of shame spread from my heart to my face.

Oh my God, is this considered urinating and defecating in public?

How could she do such an uncivilized thing?

Ah——, damn Eighth Prince, if he hadn’t asked her to study, she wouldn’t have tortured herself to the point of having diarrhea!

The guard thought that the two would come back soon, but after a cup of tea, he still didn't see the two chasing after him.

He looked back from time to time, but he never saw the two people at the back of the team.

The guard's heart began to beat fast. If they continued walking forward, if the two men encountered any danger, he would not be able to hear them even if they shouted for help.

This is how to do?

The Eighth Prince values ​​Young Master Xiao Guoer so much. If something happens to him, he will be in big trouble!

The guards thought, it's better to be safe than sorry, and with the attitude that it would always be better to be cautious, they immediately went to report the situation to their immediate superior, Guard Shen Jingshen.

He explained the situation clearly, so what Shen Jing would do was none of his business. Even if something happened to Xiao Guoer, it couldn't be blamed on him!

After hearing what his subordinates said, Shen Jing was speechless.

What could he do? Send someone back to look for her?

She is a woman! She is using the toilet, how can we let these guards go back to find her?

What should I do if I see something I shouldn’t see?

The guard looked at their usually gloomy boss, who actually showed a very embarrassed and conflicted expression over such a small matter. He was very surprised and puzzled. Is this a very difficult question?

After thinking for a while, Shen Jing decided to throw this difficult problem to the prince and let him decide it himself! He didn't have any good solution!

In the carriage, Zhao Yunrong was leaning on the couch with his eyes closed, listening to Tang Jingchen's leisurely and contented voice reading aloud.

To be fair, Tang Jingchen's reading is ten thousand times better than that girl's. Not only is there no mistake or omission, but the punctuation and pauses are also smooth and natural. Unlike that girl, when encountering unfamiliar words, she either reads them randomly or skips them, stumbling, sometimes fast, sometimes slow, like a devil's sound in the ears, which makes people irritated.

Suddenly, the sound of knuckles tapping came from the wall of the carriage, interrupting Tang Jingchen's slow and pleasant reading voice.

Zhao Yunrong did not change his posture or open his eyes, and asked softly outside the car, "What's the matter?"

Shen Jing, who was outside the carriage, opened his mouth, but considering that Tang Jingchen was still inside, he adjusted his words and said, "Your Highness, Young Master Xiao Guoer said he was going to the woods to relieve himself and didn't allow the guards to follow him. He has been gone for a cup of tea and hasn't come back yet."

Zhao Yunrong suddenly opened his eyes and said, "Stop the car and let General Zheng rest here for a while."

Shen Jing responded, "Yes, Your Majesty."

Shen Jing immediately rode his horse forward to pass on the message to General Zheng who was at the front of the team.

After the carriage stopped, Tang Jingchen immediately asked Zhao Yunrong, "Your Majesty! Can you let me go back and look for Xiao Guoer?"

Zhao Yunrong would never let him go, and said calmly, "You don't know any martial arts at all, and it will be difficult for you to protect yourself if you encounter danger."

Tang Jingchen naturally couldn't ask him to bring his guards to look for Xiao Guo'er, because she was having the bathroom! What if someone saw them?

The next moment, Tang Jingchen looked at the Eighth Prince's actions and instantly panicked, asking in a lost voice, "Where is the Prince going?"

Could it be that he wants to go find Xiao Guoer himself?

Zhao Yunrong said without even turning his head, "I have been feeling depressed in the carriage for a long time. I will go down to stretch my muscles and find her."

Zhao Yunrong got off the carriage, mounted his horse, and turned around to run in the opposite direction of the team.

The guard wanted to follow, but the Eighth Prince raised his hand to stop him, "No need to follow, I will be back soon."

After Shen Jing came back, he saw the Eighth Prince's back and decided to ride his horse and follow him. He was really worried about leaving the Eighth Prince alone in this desolate mountain and wilderness.

He thought that if he just followed from a distance, he would definitely not accidentally see anything he shouldn't see, and the prince would not blame him.

As Zhao Yunrong rode on, he suddenly thought of a question he had always ignored: Why did Xiao Guoer keep her identity a secret? Did she have some unspeakable hardship? Or was there some secret she couldn't tell anyone? Was it related to the treasure map?

Several days have passed since the carrier pigeon sent the letter back to the capital. Her life experience should have been investigated almost completely. When he returns, he will know what kind of secrets she is hiding and who ordered her to steal the treasure map.

Shun'er was standing in a very conspicuous position, and Zhao Yunrong saw him almost at first sight.

Shun'er naturally saw the Eighth Prince coming on horseback, and panicked, so he shouted at the top of his voice, "The Eighth Prince is coming!"