Records of the Cattle and Horses of Chang'an

Chapter 626 Boy Urine

Everyone looked a little confused. Jiang Shangxian's eyebrows jumped. For some reason, although she didn't understand it, she felt that she strangely understood what it meant - if you want to go to work, you must eat first.

She even understood something deeper: Look how generous Xiao Jiang is? Look at you, how stingy you are!

Qi Qi Ge's back teeth were clattering, and she stared with her eyes wide open for a long time without saying a word. Jiang Shangxian suspected that she was playing the Olympics in her mouth.

Cui Bianxu had no idea what kind of person Gong Gu was, so she urged him impatiently, "Hurry up! You're dawdling. What kind of woman are you?"

Qiqige:!!!

She wanted to refute and curse back, but she didn't dare. She had to close her eyes to calm herself down, then gritted her teeth and pulled out the dagger, stabbed it on the index finger of her left hand, and then unhappily stretched that finger in front of Gong Gu.

Unexpectedly, the male Gu didn't buy it. The two tentacles on his head bent and pointed at the female Gu's head at the same time, chirping a few times.

The meaning is so obvious - it’s not enough, we need to increase the amount!

This time, Qiqige's face became even darker, but there was no other way. If he wanted to control all these blood-transforming parasites, he had to ask this shameless thing for help. He had to grit his teeth and poke his right index finger again.

Two index fingers were placed in front of the shameless couple of Gu at the same time, and they immediately jumped up, held the fingers and sucked hard.

Jiang Shangxian's expression was a little dull. It was no wonder that parents were afraid that their children would make bad friends. It was really easier to learn bad things than to learn good things. Look, it had only been a short time and even the mother Gu had started to play this trick.

Tsk....

"Hey, they're gone!" Yingzi had sharp eyes and found that the blood-transforming insects surging in the tomb door began to disperse, and the piled-up insect wall was slowly getting lower.

This was not good news. Seeing the blood-transforming insects disperse, Jiang Shangxian and Cui Bianxu both looked serious: "Not good, we can't let them go!"

They gathered here, and even if we couldn't eliminate them all at once, we could always think of a way.

Once we disperse and hide in the dark, and then suddenly run out and attack after they go in, we will be really finished!

An anxious Jiang Shangxian stepped forward and forcibly pulled down the male Gu who was still busy eating and drinking. The male Gu was very angry when his eating was interrupted. He made a squeak and opened his mouth to take a bite from her. When he found out that it was Jiang Shangxian, he quickly stopped eating.

It was a little confused: Human, do you want to give me a snack too?

"Hurry, call them back, don't let them run away!" Jiang Shangxian forced it to the side of the tomb door.

The male Gu that was suddenly placed on the ground wiped its mouth with its paws, and chirped twice at the female Gu that was still eating. After the female Gu passed by, it staggered and began to ride its wife to conquer the world.

The two kinds of poisonous insects released by Qi Qi Ge were probably due to the blood suppression, so they looked very respectful to the couple, waving their legs and wings on both sides in a domineering manner. One of the small ones looked as majestic as a general going to war.

Yingzi found it amusing and laughed secretly with Zhao Shan, saying that this bug should be renamed "Mighty General", as it was quite an extraordinary display.

Unexpectedly, this majesty did not last too long. Just as it flew into the tomb door, a blood-transforming Gu flew out from behind the door frame and rushed straight towards the two Gu gods, as if it wanted to bite the two little bugs.

The mother Gu was so frightened that she flew to the side, thus avoiding the safety accident of being hit on the head and crashing.

The male Gu, feeling that he had lost face, was very angry and jumped on the back of the female Gu, chirping and screaming wildly.

The last time it called out like this, it was able to control the violent one-legged man. However, this time it was not so smooth. It called out for a long time, but only a dozen or so blood-transforming insects responded to its call.

Something seemed to be going wrong with what was supposed to be a smooth process. Jiang Shangxian couldn't help but ask, "Qi Qi Ge, it seems like this isn't working. Is there any other solution?"

Qiqige's face wrinkled. After thinking for a while, she took out a palm-sized oil-paper package from her waist pouch. When she opened it, she found six or seven round black medicine bowls. She first glanced at Cui Bianxu, then at the other guards: "Who has boy's urine?"

Xiao Cui, the non-child, looked back and forth at the guards' faces and found that these bastards were avoiding his gaze. He couldn't help but raise his voice and said angrily: "Li Sheng, you!"

Li Sheng lowered his head in embarrassment. Who knew that he would ever need this thing?

Marrying a wife is marrying a wife, seeking pleasure is seeking pleasure. Although he has never married, as a man, he always has to...

"Me! I'm coming!"

Zhao Shan, who was originally a little hesitant, raised his hand high, baring his teeth with a smug look on his face: "I am!"

hey-hey....

Cui Bianxu's expression relaxed when he heard this, but then he was stunned again. He remembered that he had heard many times before that this guy went to Pingkangfang to drink and have fun with his colleagues, so how could he be a virgin?

But after just a moment, the expression on his face became complicated again, with something hard to describe.

It turns out that when he went to Pingkangfang before, this guy would just eat the food and drinks provided by his colleagues, and when it was time to pay for something himself, he would go home...

I knew he was stingy, but I didn't expect him to be so stingy.

Jiang Shangxian silently took note of this and prepared to tell Li Xueyan when he returned.

"Okay, pee here." Qi Qige handed him the gourd that the green mantis that had died heroically before lived in. Zhao Shan shyly found a corner to pee.

Jiang Shangxian looked at the black balls and asked curiously, "What is this?"

This is a good question.

Qiqige, who was busy stuffing the insects back into the gourd, glanced at her and said loudly, "Secret medicine, secret medicine, do you understand?"

"I see! You're amazing, you can make balls this big!"

Jiang Shangxian understood, but he couldn't tell himself.

She just wanted to say something and make some noise, otherwise the sound of Zhao Shan's ejaculation would be too loud, and no one knew how long he had been holding it in.

Qi Qi Ge didn't think anything of it. He took the gourd from Zhao Shan, who was embarrassed, very naturally, and used the small wooden hairpin provided by Ying Zi to mix the two black balls with boy's urine little by little, making it into a wet black mud-like substance.

The whole process exuded a somewhat irritating smell of urine and medicinal herbs. Jiang Shangxian couldn't help but lean back. Cui Bianxu also looked on in disgust, standing beside her and muttering quietly, "She's so casual, she really is."

Jiang Shangxian was concerned about his man's prostate: "Do you want to go and have one too?"

Before lowering the coffin, she had secretly taken Qiqige and Yingzi to solve a personal problem. The TV series didn't show how tomb robbers defecated and urinated, so she had no choice but to urinate and defecate anywhere.

Cui Bianxu laughed: "No need, just find a place by the wall. If you want to go, I'll accompany you."

The two of them had been married not long ago, but because they had been together for a year or two before, they now felt like an old married couple.

As he was speaking, Qi Qi Ge also completed the boy's urine regeneration project. Jiang Shangxian was still thinking about how she would use this thing, when he saw her use Jiu Bai's broken knife to hang the black mud evenly inside the tomb door, without even the door frame falling off.