In Chapter 50, Bao Ni got Hao Jian more work.
In Chapter 50, Bao Ni got Hao Jian more work.
Cheng Baoni's condition was even worse. She sat stiffly in the chair, her arms were covered in bruises, her back was stained with blood, and her makeup was smudged by sweat, making her look like a ghost.
Although Wu Xu didn't say anything, he coughed violently, tears and snot streaming down his face, looking quite disheveled.
The only guest who remained calm and unharmed was Cheng Ai.
Her forehead was covered in a fine layer of sweat, her cheeks were flushed, her mouth was slightly open, her breathing was slightly erratic, and her chest was rising and falling, clearly indicating that she was extremely hot.
As Cheng Ai wiped her sweat, she warned him impatiently, "That's enough. If you don't stop, don't blame me for getting angry."
The moment she finished speaking, the puppet beside her quickened the pace of waving its fan, and she felt a surge of comfort, almost letting out a sigh.
This demeanor, when observed by Cheng Baoni, infuriated her with jealousy.
She struggled to remain still, growling angrily, "Why does Cheng Ai not only avoid being hit, but also enjoy the privilege of being fanned? The production team is being unfair!"
[A despicable person is just pretentious; they have no ability but love to bark like a dog.]
[Shut up already. Every time you open your mouth, you expose how useless you are. It's shameful.]
Upon hearing this, Gong Qian exhaled a breath of stale air and shook his head helplessly.
Cheng Baoni, you've misunderstood. I've even thrown away the script. I don't have time for any special treatment, okay?
Song Yifei was delighted and quickly looked to her side. "Dragonfly larvae can live for about a year, but I don't know about the adults. Flies should live for quite a long time, since they fly around the house all summer long, which is so annoying."
She paused, frowned, and added, "I haven't studied male ants, and I've never heard of buoyant animals or planktonic animals before. Sister Ai, do you have anything to say?"
Cheng Ai waved her hand with a smile, picked up her brush and continued painting, "The topic is too obscure, I'm not good at it."
She was extremely helpless, but even more so, she was furious.
The original owner of this body was such a fool. He got into university but didn't go. Instead, he went to the entertainment industry to have a good time. He deserved to be slapped!
Cheng Baoni snorted coldly, her tone full of disdain, clearly putting on airs!
She looked at her boyfriend tenderly and said in a sweet, coquettish voice, "Darling, you're so knowledgeable, you must know the answer, right?"
Hao Jian's lips twitched into a forced smile, a perfunctory reply, "Probably..."
Before she could finish speaking, Cheng Baoni excitedly picked up the calligraphy brush, "A-Jian is so great! Tell me quickly, whether it's right or wrong, let's write it down first and then think about it slowly."
Apart from Wu Xu and Cheng Ai, everyone else looked at Hao Jian with hope, waiting for him to reveal the answer, and the netizens were no exception.
[The production team is deliberately trying to make things difficult for the guests; the questions are so hard, I don't believe this scumbag can answer them.]
I initially thought it was a joke by the director, but it turns out there were actually hairy animals and planktonic creatures; just looking at them gave me the creeps.
Me too! Luckily it was the last question, otherwise who knows what kind of trouble would have followed.
What's little Ai'ai doing? Drawing portraits again? Looking forward to it!
Hao Jian hesitated for a moment, then began to make up stories: "Dragonflies, flies, and ants are all insects, and they can live for up to two years. Pneumatophores have a long lifespan, and can basically live for more than ten years. Planktonic animals have a shorter lifespan, with a maximum of three months."
Cheng Baoni believed him wholeheartedly and immediately wrote it down completely on the rice paper.
Zhong Zheyi objected, "Are you sure the first three types have the same life cycle?"
Upon hearing this, Song Yifei, who was frantically writing, paused for a moment, then resumed her writing as usual.
Anyway, there are no other answers for now, so we'll just correct the mistakes!
Before Hao Jian could explain, Cheng Baoni immediately chimed in, "There are plenty of coincidences in the world. If you don't like A-Jian, then don't copy his work."
Zhong Zheyi was speechless, so he simply relied on his common sense to make a silent deduction.
Flies are everywhere, most abundant in summer and almost extinct in winter. They could never live for two years as Hao Jian claimed. The same goes for dragonflies. But he had never seen the other three species, so he dared not make any conclusions.
When will Hao Jian get rid of his rambling habit? Even if he's not a jerk, it still really damages his public image.
[Actually, this question isn't too bad; at least you can find the standard answer. If you're asking about the mosquito's life cycle, you'd need to know how long I can live.]
Seeing that he had finally put pen to paper, Song Yifei leaned over with a grin and asked, "Brother Zheyi, may I take a look?"
Zhong Zheyi didn't hide anything and directly showed her the Xuan paper, saying, "I just wrote it randomly."
"It's okay." Song Yifei didn't mind at all. She muttered to herself as she copied, "I trust you more than them."
The camera occasionally cut to close-ups, allowing netizens to see the words on the rice paper clearly, and they immediately sighed in despair:
[Feifei, your brother Zheyi's answer is wrong, you trusted the wrong person!]
Don't panic, Hao Jian's is even more outrageous.
When the rice paper was displayed, the content submitted by the six people was the same in pairs, but the result was exactly the same: all wrong!
[Ugh, the planktonic life form can only survive for 24 hours? That's terrible!]
That's enough, 45 degrees Celsius is unbearably hot!
This time, the punishment segment was different from the past. Instead of using a cane and ruler, the puppets opened their mouths and pulled out two thick vines. One end was thrown into the unclosed opening in the roof, and the other end was tied to the guest's wrist, suspending the person in mid-air.
"Ahhh!" Cheng Baoni screamed in terror, her body swaying about five meters off the ground, as if she might fall at any moment. "Put me down! I'm afraid of heights!..."
She struggled, but the vines were thorny, and the more she moved, the more painful it became. Blood flowed down her arm, staining her dress red.
Unfortunately, no one could help, because everyone was in the same situation as Cheng Baoni and had no time to care about others.
The cameramen looked at each other in bewilderment. After failing to contact the director, they turned their cameras on the guests they were filming and continued recording.
If it hasn't been stopped, it means there won't be any accidents, so why should they meddle?
I'm completely baffled. Is this kind of prank really okay?
[So exciting, so realistic, especially the blood, it doesn't look fake at all.]
[Hahahaha! I'm laughing so hard! Look at Cheng Baoni's stupid face, she's so scared she peed her pants, it's fucking hilarious!]
Why is there a red patch on the fabric over her buttocks? Is it blood?
Why are Ai Bao'er and Wu Xu standing still? Are they pretending to be calm?
[The castle even has vines inside! That's a great concept!]
Am I the only one who finds this terrifying? I've watched so many variety shows, and I've never seen this kind of punishment before!
Although Song Yifei was timid, her fear was limited to snakes, insects, and rodents. When she was suddenly hoisted up, she didn't cry or scream, but she felt a lot of pain in her wrists.
Zhong Zheyi looked up at the vines and tried to pull them, but his fingers were cut by the sharp thorns.
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