RPAGF Chapter 447: Enemy
Chapter 447: Enemy
Chang Ningchen's mind was quickly consumed by puns. Holy crap! The cult leader was actually called Yang Rouchuan (Yang Ruochuan)?! This is hilarious, isn't it?!
No! This is a serious situation, he can't laugh! Then Chang Ningchen thought of another joke!
An old enemy is an old enemy! An old enemy cannot become a wife. If she becomes your wife, you will no longer be able to solemnly say that you will fight to the death with her.
You can no longer show off your status by rescuing the other person in times of crisis. If you become his or her wife, you can only huddle in the quilt together at night and get into the hotbed of desire and love!
Even though you two are old enemies, wouldn't it be like you're two-timing if you married now?!
Chang Ningchen, whose mind was full of the idea that his nemesis was his wife, couldn't help but say, "The nemesis can only be my wife! Um... I mean... so my wife can only be my nemesis... Sorry! I mean... my nemesis..."
Then he squatted aside and began to organize his thoughts. Dongfang He looked at his lover and shook his head helplessly. He turned the topic to Ji Changming and said, "If he is an old enemy, why didn't you recognize him at first?"
Ji Changming awkwardly pulled out a piece of paper. It was a portrait of the Demon Cult leader he had drawn, so they wouldn't think his words were abstract. He drew it for them. He said, "It's like this. The people in the Demon Cult are quite unconventional, and the Demon Cult leader, in particular, needs to be unique. Yang Ruochuan usually wears very bright clothes, and he also wears makeup."
Chang Ningchen and Dongfang He looked at the portrait in Ji Changming's hand together. If he hadn't said it, they would have thought that Ji Changming was painting an opera singer. It was amazing that Ji Changming could compare the appearance of Lu Shi and Yang Ruchuan from this colorful face!
It's comparable to having full makeup and removing makeup. You have to know that the two give people the feeling of having their heads swapped!
Chang Ningchen touched his chin and said, "As expected of his old enemy, he can still recognize him even after he has changed like this!"
Dongfang He said: "When we found him, he was injured and lying on the side of the road. Maybe something happened within the Demon Cult."
Ji Changming nodded, he also felt that this was possible.
Yang Ruochuan looked at Ji Changming, then at the wedding tent being set up around him. He said unhappily, "My dear, are you going to remarry?!"
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After hearing what Yang Ruochuan said, Ji Changming felt that it was possible that something went wrong in Yang Ruochuan's practice, causing him to become obsessed and mentally disturbed and then lost!
Chang Ningchen still felt that there might be something fishy going on between these two people! Dongfang He felt that Chang Ningchen might have gotten it wrong again!
Ji Changming was a little troubled by this. If Yang Ruochuan was not mentally ill, the two of them would fight to the death, and then Yang Ruochuan would be killed, which would be a punishment for evil!
But now Yang Ruochuan's brain is broken. Killing a patient is a bit unfair. Besides, he hasn't done anything bad yet. Giving him a chance to reform is also the purpose of the righteous martial arts world to help the weak and punish the strong! Therefore, the somewhat crazy Yang Ruochuan is a bit tricky for Ji Changming.
In addition, he was quite busy with wedding preparations recently, so he handed over the important task of looking after Yang Ruochuan to Chang Ningchen and Dongfang He.
The reason is: Mr. Yang will be very sad to see his precious daughter's wedding being ruined. You wouldn't want to see Mr. Liu sad, right?
Chang Ningchen and Dongfang He naturally did not want to disappoint Mr. Liu. After all, they had been eating and living at his place for the past few days and were warmly invited to attend his daughter's wedding banquet. If the people they brought with them ended up messing things up, they would feel very guilty!
Chang Ningchen agreed to this, and Dongfang He saw that his lover agreed, so he also agreed.
Yang Ruochuan saw that several people were nodding, so he nodded very carefully as well!
Ji Changming looked at Yang Ruochuan and said to him, "I'm not your wife, and you don't actually have one, but if you're good, you'll definitely have one in the future. If you're not good, you'll be locked up in the room with no food, no water, and no fish to watch. Do you understand?"
Everything else is fine, but you can’t stop watching the fish! So Yang Ruochuan nodded.
After getting a satisfactory answer, Ji Changming went about his own business and asked Chang Ningchen and the others to persevere. When he got married, he could hand over the devil to him.
Dongfang He had experience in caring for mentally ill patients. He made a plan and arranged Yang Ruchuan's schedule so that he could survive the wedding banquet the day after tomorrow.
There is still one day of preparation tomorrow, and the wedding banquet will be held for one day. As long as they can survive these two days, they can take people back to the countryside, or wait until Ji Changming is free to deal with Yang Ruchuan.
Fortunately, Ji Changming's friend, the miraculous doctor Li Rende, arrived early. After checking on Yang Ruochuan, he said, "This man's pulse is intermittent, and his internal Qi is surging. I'm afraid he's gone mad. Fortunately, he's strong enough, and it's only affected his IQ. Once his Qi is balanced, he'll slowly recover."
At this moment, many of Ji Changming's friends have come over, but none of them recognized Yang Ruchuan, which shows how extravagant this guy usually dresses!
Even when many people were discussing the leader of the Demon Cult, Chang Ningchen brought Yang Ruochuan to join in the fun. A group of heroes who had seen Yang Ruochuan before sat at the same table with them without noticing that Yang Ruochuan was sitting there.
Dongfang He felt that Yang Ruchuan's current status as a pet was still very safe, and he usually followed Chang Ningchen.
Until Yang Ruochuan followed Chang Ningchen and called him mother! Dongfang He did not allow other men to call his wife mother! Of course, wife was even more unacceptable!
Chang Ningchen touched Yang Ruochuan's head and said, "Isn't it good to have such a big son without having to give birth to one yourself? If you are unhappy, I will let him call you dad?"
There's no need for a third party between us! Dongfang He, having learned from Feng Bingyan's lesson, is very opposed to threesomes!
Chang Ningchen comforted Dongfang He and said, "Look, he's been very well behaved today! He'll be fine after these few days! At worst, I can be his mother, and I won't lose anything!"
Dongfang He watched the sunset. Nothing really happened that day, so he reluctantly agreed. But when it came time to go to bed at night, things got worse. Yang Ruochuan monopolized Chang Ningchen and said, "I want to sleep with my mother!"
This caused Dongfang He's blood pressure to rise immediately! He attacked Yang Ruochuan directly!
Although Yang Ruochuan was possessed and had lost his memory, his martial arts skills were still there, and he was not afraid of Dongfang He at all. Soon the two of them started fighting.
There were also many people from the martial arts world living in the side courtyard where Chang Ningchen and his friends lived. They had come from far away to attend the wedding of the leader of the martial arts world. All the hotels in the town were full, and some who arrived late and had no place to stay were arranged to stay in the rooms in the side courtyard. Among them were many leaders of various sects.
They rushed out when they heard the noise. Chang Ningchen quickly said it was a misunderstanding and told everyone to go back to sleep. However, the sect leaders recognized Yang Ruochuan when they saw the martial arts tactics he used.
Someone couldn't help but shout out: "This is the martial arts move of the Demon Cult leader!"