Chapter 1862 Why did this young comrade apply hemorrhoid cream on his face?
Chapter 1862 Why did this young comrade apply hemorrhoid cream on his face?
After Teng Jiaao said this, Zhang Haitang wanted to take back her acne cream and said angrily:
"If you think it's too expensive, don't buy it. I don't have to sell it to you."
"Hey, hey, hey, it's not too expensive, it's not too expensive."
Teng Jiaao quickly grasped the ointment tightly in his big hands.
"Then give me the money," Zhang Haitang said, extending his hand towards Teng Jiaao, "Two boxes total for five hundred and sixty."
Teng Jiaao took out his phone and said, "I'll give you 600 yuan. The extra 40 yuan is my apology for what happened last time."
Zhang Haitang snorted and opened the payment code on his phone.
Teng Jiaao paid Zhang Haitang and said:
"Thank you for being so generous and forgiving of my mistake last time."
Teng Jiaao said that he had transferred the money to Zhang Haitang, and then he said:
"When I got home that day, our squad leader criticized me harshly. I made a profound self-criticism in the class and wrote a 10,000-word self-criticism. The company also criticized me severely."
Zhang Haitang looked at the six hundred yuan that Teng Jiaao paid and said:
"Although I no longer hate you for falsely accusing me, your forty dollars is not enough to compensate me for my reputation."
"Well, what? Should I give you some more money?"
Zhang Haitang looked at Teng Jiaao's silly expression and said, "My reputation can't be bought back with money."
Teng Jiaao looked at Zhang Haitang aggrievedly.
Zhang Haitang looked at the acne cream in Teng Jiaao's hand and said, "Apply it when you have time. Apply it frequently and it will heal faster."
After saying that, Zhang Haitang turned and left.
Teng Jiaao quickly stopped her, "Hey, Xiao Zhang, are there any taboos when applying this?"
"What taboos?" Zhang Haitang asked back.
Teng Jiaao said: "For example, you can't eat spicy food or something?"
"Oh..." Zhang Haitang said quickly, "I can't eat spicy food, seafood, lamb, beef, or other red meat..."
"What is red meat?" Teng Jiaao interrupted Zhang Haitang.
Zhang Haitang said, "Beef and mutton are red, so they're called red meat. Chicken and fish are white, so they're called white meat. Don't you understand this?"
"..." Teng Jiaao said: "Can I eat the white meat?"
"You can't eat fish, and as for chicken, well... you can eat less."
After saying that, Zhang Haitang walked away humming a little tune.
Teng Jiaao looked at Zhang Haitang's happy back as she left and muttered to himself, "Does this mean I can only eat vegetable leaves?"
Teng Jiaao suddenly thought of something, and he quickly called out to Zhang Haitang, "Hey, Xiao Zhang."
Zhang Haitang turned around and looked up at the big, stupid guy in front of him. "What else?"
Teng Jiaao moved the corners of his mouth a few times, and seemed to find it difficult to speak.
"Are you going to tell me or not? If not, I'm leaving." Zhang Haitang said as he turned around and was about to leave.
"Hey, let me tell you," Teng Jiaao asked Zhang Haitang hesitantly, "What were you doing sneaking around with your pants in your arms that night?"
Zhang Haitang's smiling face suddenly turned angry.
Her pretty face turned cold, and her intelligent eyes stared at Teng Jiaao intently, as if she was saving him a beating. "What? You still want to go to the company commander and throw dirty water on me?"
"No." Teng Jiaao waved his hands repeatedly. He lowered his head and whispered, "I'm just curious. What were you doing holding your pants so late at night?"
"I took a walk holding my pants!" Zhang Haitang approached Teng Jiaao with a proud look on her face. "Why, do you still want to complain to the company commander?"
Teng Jiaao took several steps back due to Zhang Haitang's approach, "No, I'm just curious..."
"Are you curious? Ha!" Zhang Haitang pointed at the ointment in Teng Jiaao's hand, "If you mention me holding my pants and going out at night again, I won't sell you any acne cream!"
After saying that, Zhang Haitang pointed at Teng Jiaao with gritted teeth and turned away.
Teng Jiaao was still curious about what Zhang Haitang was doing with his pants in his arms that night.
Zhang Haitang walked while cursing Teng Jiaao with gritted teeth.
That night, she was holding her pants and was about to go get them altered for slimmer fit, but she suddenly met Teng Jiaao, so she didn't go.
And Teng Jiaao actually reported her!
She hated Teng Jiaao to death.
As she walked, she stomped her foot hard, as if stepping on Teng Jiaao. She gritted her teeth and said, "You damn man! I'll give you a good beating!"
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In order to treat the acne on her face, Teng Jiaao applies the acne cream given to her by Zhang Haitang whenever she has time.
And I also started to avoid certain foods.
The squad leader criticized him several times for not eating meat.
Every time the squad leader criticized him, he would symbolically eat two bites of meat.
When I got home, I looked in the mirror at the acne on my face.
Seeing that the acne not only did not go away but became worse, he regretted eating meat and continued to apply a large amount of scar cream.
So he applied the ointment more diligently every day.
Because I applied it so quickly, I finished both boxes in no time.
He secretly found Zhang Haitang again and bought two boxes for another 1,000 yuan.
The extra money was an apology fee for altering Zhang Haitang's pants.
Because Teng Jiaao didn't eat meat for a long time, he quickly lost weight.
Moreover, during training, he often failed to keep up with the progress of other comrades due to his declining physical fitness.
Once, during high-intensity training, he actually fainted.
The squad leader and his comrades sent him to the infirmary.
The news that a soldier fainted during training quickly reached the company headquarters.
The company leaders came down to check the situation.
The doctor in the infirmary said to the company leader, "Report to the company commander, Comrade Teng Jiaao has collapsed due to lack of nutrition."
The company leaders immediately opened their eyes wide and looked at each other in confusion, "Lack of nutrition?"
The company commander was very angry and immediately said, "Please ask squad leader Liu from the kitchen squad to come here!"
"Yes!" The clerk turned around and ran away.
Soon, the squad leader and deputy squad leader of the kitchen squad rushed over in a hurry. They heard that a soldier had fainted during training due to malnutrition. This was a major accident for the kitchen squad!
At this time, the doctor found hemorrhoid cream on Teng Jiaao's face.
The doctor was very puzzled, "Why did this young man apply hemorrhoid cream on his face?
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