Hogwarts Sword Fairy

Chapter 164. "Myth" 1

Jiang Zhenzu was silent for a moment, scratched his head, uh, uh, his wife seemed to have said that, so he ran to the wrong place.Ling'er said again, the irritable goddess: "Bring a boat, it's quite far away."

Brother Feng: "Copy that, brother, come back and I'll get you a boat." Jiang Zhenzu came back and got a boat based on the principle that he was a novice and had to listen to advice.

On Qi Ling'er's side, Qirubat burst into tears in anger. It felt like the girl with her head was in trouble and said, "It's such a disaster. How can I break it?"In just half an hour, the global announcement came: "Ding, Chinese players, the irritable goddess, killed the European and American sea-protecting beast Qirubat, gained 2 million experience and 2 million reputation, warriors, please keep up the good work."

All the officials of "Myth" appeared speechless about making persistent efforts. This sentence is really a lie.After disposing of the entire body of Qilubat, Ling'er happily released the boat and moved forward while playing the piano, still playing the familiar "Buddha Said".

Looking back [-] times just for you, the years of wasted time make love make mistakes, even if it turns into a stone bridge and waits for you to walk across, will you listen to my thoughts?Your smile is my eternal demon, and your promise is persistent in my heart. Even if you become a Buddha under Bodhi and become a Buddha, looking back on the past, you are afraid that the brocade book will be difficult to trust.The Buddha said that there are many things, there are too many loves in a lifetime, love and hate drag back and forth, frowning and frowning.The Buddha has said that life will pass quickly, and the disaster caused by love will be burned into a ball of fire.Buddha said wrong wrong wrong, too many faults, all blame me, forget about me.The Buddha said Momomo, don't be more affectionate, let the longing be silent, and the lotus in your heart will blossom.

She appeared now just thinking, looking back this time, what would she have left?It's just that she doesn't think that it's impossible for her to have the realm that the Buddha said and transform into a heart lotus. But she still insists that anyone who cheats her uncle will be killed.Even if someone tries to trick Shen Zun again, she should still be beaten by Didi.

After all, she can't be considered a good person, but she really can't do it regardless of those uncles. After all, the uncles are still very nice to her. They are really in trouble. Hey, I don't want to think about it anymore. I don't want to think about it anymore. The more I think about it, the more I think about it. gas.The point is, these guys are as unreliable as they are, hey.

Thinking of this, she suddenly said in the chat group: "Hey, ask Brother Wen to eat some almond cookies. Bring a few more boxes, hey hey hey."

A group of onlookers nodded, the deity laughed, and said calmly to Liang Dingwen: "Girl ordered almond cakes, I want you to make a few more boxes, not enough to eat." Liang Dingwen also smiled, just give it to the child if he likes it, just give it to him I write a note, order the materials, and order the furnace.

They are all gods, so there is not much pressure to make these things. Although the other people's craftsmanship is not as professional as Brother Wen, they are all gods, so there is no pressure to make up the numbers.On the contrary, Brother Wen patted the troublemakers and said, "Don't mess around. You still have a mouth."

On Ling'er's side, after drifting for another whole day, I saw a strange guy again. This guy looks a bit abstract. He has the head of a swordfish, a human body, and hands like duck webs. There was also a trident-like harpoon grasped on it.

The lower body has human legs, but there are no gender characteristics on the chest or between the legs. Instead, there seems to be a big fish tail on the back, at least it looks like a fish tail.The name written on the head is: Sea Fish Fighter Tenexil.

She used her sword to poke the fish in front of her and asked, "What kind of fish are you?"

Tenexil said dissatisfiedly: "I am a fish fighter!"

Ling'er asked again: "My question is, are you a human or a fish? Or a hybrid? A crossbreed?"

Tenixle was even more dissatisfied and said: "I am a fish fighter!"

Ling'er poked the guy with his sword and asked, "What breed are you?"... In an instant, the two of them entered an endless loop. One would call him Fish Fighter, and the other would ask what breed he was.The GM who saw this said he laughed like crazy.

She uploaded it here directly and simultaneously with the official website. Seeing this kind of stubborn dialogue, netizens in Chinese clothing also said that they were laughing crazy.But players from other servers began to push Lai Lai: "Oh, you crazy and stupid girl, how can you dominate other servers without cheating?"

Brother Feng: "It's okay, you can't even do this. If you have the talent, you can do it. Don't talk nonsense here. Our sister can even reincarnate in the dirt. If you have the talent, you can fight. If you have the talent, you can use it. If you have the ability, you can use it. !~"

There are quite a lot of complaints like this, but someone from Huafu said: Our keyboard warrior has applied to play.

If you compare the number of players with the Chinese server, the Chinese server players will laugh, are you kidding me?If you compete with people on the Chinese server, the players on the Chinese server will still laugh. You are kidding me.Comparing insults with people on the Chinese server, the players on the Chinese server will still laugh, it's still you who are joking.

Soon, Tenixel couldn't play anymore. For no other reason than the kid opposite him was cheating too much, so he just poked him casually. Not only was it a knowing hit, but he also had a 100% chance of a critical hit. This is too much.What's even more annoying is that his fork inexplicably broke without even hitting it twice. It broke. Are you kidding me?

What’s even more joking is his dragon scales!It even falls off inexplicably, falls off!I always felt that this child was weird. Just like that, the fish said: "Wait a minute, even if I die, I will still look like this. I shouldn't be able to eat it."

Ling'er nodded and complained: "If you had said it earlier, if you had said it earlier, if you had said no earlier, you wouldn't have been chopped like this? But, forget it, what if you can explode something good?" He stabbed you again. A few hundred times, um, um, collecting the loot.

Ling'er calmly posted to the world channel, the irritable goddess: "Xiao Longlong, go to the No. [-] store in the food city and help me clean up the warehouse. Hey, the two sea guards should have a good job." After saying that, she put on her body All the things were thrown into the warehouse of Shop No. [-]. By the way, the grumpy goddess said: "Xiao Longlong, just take cash."

Brother Feng: "On Taobao."

Taking out the boat again, Ling'er left not long after and came to a desert island. Looking at the pandas on the island, she happily ran up to talk: "Where is this place? You are from here." NPC?"

The panda man replied: "This is Jiujiang Town. There is a Libra at the Lushan Waterfall, and Lord Tong Hu is in charge."

When Ling'er heard this, the veins on her head jumped up. She suppressed the fire and asked, "So are we considered Asians or Chinese here?"

The panda said: "No, no, no, we are just slaves of Lord Tonghu."

Ling'er suddenly laughed, and she asked again: "So how many main cities are there?"

The Pandaren replied: "The City of Gold, the City of Hades, the City of Attis, and the City of Olympus."