Hogwarts Sword Fairy

Chapter 203. Azkaban Academy

If you can find a more beautiful hat than mine,

I can eat myself.

You can make your bowler hats black and shiny,

Make your top hats smooth and crisp,

I'm the Sorting Hat at Hogwarts,

Naturally, it is much taller than your hats.

any thought hidden in your mind,

Can't hide from the golden eyes of the Sorting Hat,

Try it on, and I'll tell you,

Which college should you be assigned to?

You may belong to Gryffindor,

There is courage buried in the bottom of my heart,

Their courage, boldness and chivalry,

Make Gryffindor stand out;

You may belong to Hufflepuff,

The people there are upright and faithful,

Hufflepuffs are stoic and honest,

Not afraid of hard work;

If you're smart,

Into wise old Ravenclaw, perhaps,

Those who are wise and learned,

Will always meet their fellows there;

Maybe you'll be in Slytherin,

Make sincere friends here,

But those cunning and insidious will stop at nothing,

to achieve their goals.

Come put on me!Don't be afraid!

Never panic!

in my hand (although i don't even have a hand)

you are absolutely safe,

Because I am a thinking magic hat!

After Hat finished singing, the audience burst into applause. Hat bowed to the four dining tables one by one, and then stood still.Professor McGonagall started calling him by name: "Harvard Balfour."

A man walked forward slowly, and McGonagall put the dirty hat on the boy's head: "Hufflepuff."

"Susan Barnes."

"Ravenclaw."

Just chase them one by one until they say: "Harry Potter."

Harry still muttered: "No Slytherin, no Slytherin."

Momo complained and asked Ron: "What did you say to this guy? How much does he look down on his father? How incompetent does he have to be to enter Slytherin?" Ron also shook his head, Speechless.

The Sorting Hat also said helplessly: "Oh, you really are not qualified to enter Slytherin, um, Gryffindor."

Professor McGonagall continued to read, and after a while: "Momo Snape."

Momo also sat on the stool after entering, and complained in disgust: "This hat is really dirty, can't you wash yourself?"

The hat was brought to the head. What the hat saw was punching the Dementor and extracting the bones to make the sword. What it saw was lifting the ax and shattering the stars. What it saw was the sword pointing at Voldemort and killing him instantly!So, the hat roared happily: "Azkaban!"

Momo just stood up, then paused and asked doubtfully: "Hat, are you suffering from Alzheimer's disease? What did you say?"

Hat said sternly: "Oh, you should go to Azkaban!"

Momo calmly jumped out a spell and asked calmly: "Smelly hat, don't say I bully the hat, you choose how to die!"

Snape gave up: "Sorting Hat, I think this joke is boring!"

Momo complained: "You can't do it! Even Voldemort didn't assign Azkaban directly, did he? This hat has Alzheimer's disease and deserves recognition."

Dumbledore also covered his face. Sure enough, sure enough, this child would definitely not get good results from this hat.He coughed and said, "Ahem, Sorting Hat, don't mess around! Sort carefully."

Sorting Hat: "Oh, I'm serious. She should definitely go to Azkaban. She's more evil than You-Know-Who."

Momo complained: "Hat, don't say I look down on you, why are you the head of the Ministry of Magic? I remember correctly, you are talking about the magic prison Azkaban, right? The point is, I didn't do anything, right? ? Oh, no, when I was born, I got Voldemort's first kill, so, dead hat, are you Voldemort's hat?" The Sorting Hat is dotted, no, how come it becomes Voldemort's hat?

She remembered another thing: "Speaking of which, Gryffindor can pull Gryffindor out of your body, but I wonder if you can pull out the symbols of the other three houses from the hat." The Sorting Hat was confused, this is How did you come up with it?

As soon as she thought of it, she took off her hat and dug around in it.Then she took out Ravenclaw's crown. She happily used her sword, added the Sharpness Talisman, and the Magic Card Master's sword card, and pointed it at the crown.

Then, without any surprise, there was a hole in the crown, and then there was a scream from Quirrell on the professor's chair!Momo shouted happily: "Double kill!"

As he said that, he held the long sword in his hand and thrust it straight into Quirrell's neck. When he saw Quirrell with two faces in the fight, he heard Momo say: "Three kills! La la la la la, Voldemort's three kills are going." Azkaban, old man, are you serious?"

After saying that, she continued to dig out of the Sorting Hat, and what she took out was Hufflepuff's golden cup. She returned the sword in her hand, inserted it into the golden cup again, and screamed again. Momo said happily: "Four kills! Oh, yeah !”

She continued to dig out, but there was still a Slytherin one that she hadn't taken out yet. She dug, dug, dug, dug, uh, why didn't you say anything?It felt like I couldn't take it out anymore, so I threw the hat away in disgust. Looking at the talisman in my hand, I wanted to paste it on the hat.

The Sorting Hat was anxious: "Snape, take care of it, take care of it."

Snape said saltyly: "You are asking my daughter to go to Azkaban. What do I care? I am not even qualified to go now. I am trying hard." A group of people were speechless. This was what he said, go. Azkaban working on it?Does it sound like a human being?

Momo clapped her hands happily: "Hahaha, hahahaha, my family will move to Azkaban, no problem, no problem. Hahaha, hahaha." She smiled happily, but the needle drop could be heard throughout Hogwarts.

Momo happily dug around in the Sorting Hat again and took out a three-foot green peak. She raised the sword and asked doubtfully: "No, Hat, have you embezzled the gems on the Gryffindor Sword?"

The hat was angry and roared: "The sword of Gryffindor is hardened according to the sword in your heart. In other words, the sword of Gryffindor in your heart is the three-foot green peak in the east. Do you want to join the sword?" Lanffindor?"

Momo scratched her head and asked, "Didn't you send me to the magic prison?"

The Sorting Hat was really speechless. In fact, she insisted that this crazy girl should go to Azkaban. After all, even Azkaban can't control this child, okay?The problem is, now the whole thing has come to a standstill.So, the Sorting Hat still said: "Snape, take care of it, take care of it."

Snape rolled his eyes and said, "You dirty hat, you are bullying my daughter. If you have the ability, don't ask me to negotiate for you! Um, girl, do you want to go to Gryffindor or Slytherin?"

Momo thought about it and said, "I prefer Gryffindor. Damn Slytherin. All you have to do is fight all day long. Those grandchildren are annoying to watch."