I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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Tang Sanzang let the abbot in, turned his head and said to Sun Wukong: "He is also His Royal Highness, it is too unreasonable for you to talk like this, how do you ask the abbot to answer?"

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===Chapter 659 His Highness the Prince===

Tang Sanzang's tone was very severe.

When the abbot heard Tang Sanzang's words, he felt like meeting a confidant in wine. Look, he is called a master. This is empathy. My generation is not as good as my generation.

"Master's words are serious. What the little master said just now has some truth."

The abbot pretended to agree.

"Well, it makes sense, it makes sense, but the attitude is very wrong. At least you need to use the word please. If you want to say, invite the prince to come in instead of letting the prince come in by himself, this is too much of yourself as a character!"

Tang Sanzang said righteously.

"what?"

The abbot was dumbfounded, he thought Tang Sanzang was a sensible person, but it turns out that these guys are all the same.

"Hey, hey, let you go out to meet him, why are you so ink-stained?"

Before Tang Sanzang and the others went out, a few guards broke into the door with weapons in their hands, and their expressions were very unkind.

"Monkey, didn't you have the immobilization method when you were making trouble in the Heavenly Palace? It was too noisy to immobilize these fly-like guys for me."

Tang Sanzang ignored those guards, but turned his head and said to Monkey King.

"Speaking of this matter, I'm curious, monkey, after you fixed all the seven fairies."

"It's over? Did nothing?"

Tang Sanzang had a look of disbelief, you must know that they are the seven fairies, the seven goddesses who are all right in the sky.

In a forest with no one around, keep the seven beauties there motionless, doing nothing?

It’s not that it’s not working, it’s just that there is a problem with the orientation.

Tang Sanzang looked contemptuous.

"What?! Is there such a thing?"

Zhu Bajie, who was on the side, heard this, and ran over with a bat.

"I've been chasing the seven fairies for a long time. Every one of them is a big girl with a lot of water and spirit. My brother, brother monkey, brother monkey, when will you teach me the technique of fixing the body?"

Zhu Bajie grabbed Sun Wukong's arm, and he couldn't finish his face.

If Zhu Bajie learned this technique of fixing the body, wouldn't all the beauties in the world...

Zhu Bajie was shaking Sun Wukong's arm, and his saliva was about to flow out.

"Uh……"

The abbot at the door was already stunned.

Who are these people.

The prince is coming, if you don't go out to greet him, the operation of letting the prince come in by yourself is enough to confuse people, and now even the prince's guards are given.

Well, if the prince blames him, he will implicate the whole family.

The abbot looked regretful.

When the emperor handed over this matter to their temple, the abbot thought that with this relationship, he could be involved with the royal family, and then he changed himself, and he might become the abbot of the royal temple.

This guy is good, not only has he failed to achieve his goal, but if he continues at this pace, he will probably lose his life.

This is because the abbot didn't know about Tang Sanzang's launch of the war. If he knew about it, the old monk would faint to death.

"This, this, holy monk, look at the door, this prince, he..."

The abbot stammered and reminded Tang Sanzang that the crown prince had already arrived at the door, so what should I do?

"Ahem, I'm sorry, I forgot about the prince, my apprentices, alas, I made you laugh."

While talking, Tang Sanzang walked up.

"Come on, let's go out to meet His Highness the Crown Prince. After all, the abbot is here, so it shouldn't be difficult for you."

When the abbot heard this, tears came out.

My dear ones, you are worthy of being a Taoist eminent monk. Just now, I treated the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. I am really ashamed of the world!

Just as Tang Sanzang was about to go out, he saw a well-dressed young man walking in.

Originally, Tang Sanzang's room was not very big, and Zhu Bajie's black bear monster was relatively large, but it just didn't feel crowded.

Later the abbot came in, and if several people were all sitting, the room would appear a little small.

After adding the guards of several princes who came in later, it was a bit crowded.

Now the prince came in with a few more people, and there was almost no place to stay in this room.

In addition, the smell of Zhu Bajie's feet hadn't dissipated just now, the room was full of big men, and the prince vomited this smell as soon as he entered it.

"vomit--"

"His Royal Highness!"

The host saw it and quickly chased him out.

After the prince finished vomiting, the group sat down in the yard.

"This is the customs clearance document. What is the holy monk doing with this thing?"

The prince looked at it carefully with the customs clearance document.

"Hey, my brother didn't give it to me. I have been away for three years, five or seven years. Who knows if I am going to do serious business? Is he also the emperor? This trip was paid for by public funds, so I got it for me. I brought a certificate of customs clearance with me. First, explain the reason for this clearly, and attach the list of countries that have established diplomatic relations with the neighbors. It means that these countries will be stamped on the way, and he will cover me if it’s okay. Countries that are not on the certificate Just try not to go, as diplomatic relations have not yet been established; secondly, it is a check-in, and it is easy to meet business when you come back, to show that this trip has really passed through these places, and did not go to spend time and drink. "

Tang Sanzang explained with a look of contempt.

This customs clearance document is really like the software used by the salesman in the company before. I am going to visit a customer today. I will make a report before I leave. What time will I leave, where will I go, and for what purpose? Long time back.

Then after arriving at the customer's place, make a positioning, start timing, and then start talking about business.

When leaving, turn off the time and start walking back.

After arriving at the company, I will punch in and sign in, indicating that I have seen the customer come back.

These trips are all to ensure that the salesmen don't cheat or play tricks.

There is another one, Tang Sanzang is hard to say, that is, he is in someone else's territory, do you think you can pretend to be Tang Yudi by shaving your head?

There must be a certificate.

The role of the document came into play. When I went to the palace to see the emperor, I showed the document. It was written with the words of Tang Taizong and stamped with the official seal of the Tang Dynasty. It was considered a confirmation.

Looking at the reason, Tang Yudi, a holy monk in the Tang Dynasty, is also a department-level cadre no matter what.The reception standard must not be low, and it is necessary to find a department-level cadre to receive the whole process.It's hard to tell if there are any souvenirs when you leave, at least the food and accommodation are not bad.

The other one is the border guards from other countries. Although Tang Sanzang looks pretty, the clothes he wears must be very strange to the locals.

At that time, it was basically a clothing feature of a place, not to mention Tang Sanzang was surrounded by a monkey in leopard print and a fat-faced pig demon, and behind him was a fierce man more than two meters tall.

If you really want to stay in another country, you must come forward and ask what is your background when encountering an interrogation of your identity. At this time, the customs clearance document will play a role.

Tang Sanzang handed over the document and said, Big Brother Bing, I was considered a department-level cadre in the Tang Dynasty. If I came to your country to meet your emperor, please pass it on.During the feudal monarchy period, when you saw a department-level cadre from a neighboring country, you must immediately notify the superior leader, arrange a post station to stay and entertain, and then send someone to notify the emperor and wait for the meeting, oh yeah.

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===Chapter 660 Bijiubi===

Hello and me too!

Of course, the most important thing is Tathagata.

The whole matter of learning Buddhist scriptures, in a deeper sense, is neither Tang Taizong who wants to learn scriptures nor Tang Sanzang who wants to learn Buddhist scriptures, but Tathagata who wants to spread the Dharma.

To put it bluntly: I have been the big brother of Hung Hing for so many years, Causeway Bay is already my world, Mong Kok is also managed by my buddies, and the site on Lantau Island has never had much contact, except for the site in Yau Ma Tei, those guys are old It's against me.

I'm here to let you know, whoever has the ability to go to Yau Ma Tei to cut down that territory will be the new hall master of Yau Ma Tei.So Guanyin, the pretty boy, took two watermelon knives and went there.

Moreover, it is not so easy for Tathagata to spread the Dharma. Jin Chanzi has been reincarnated in Tang Sanzang's life for the tenth time. The archives of the previous nine reincarnations are all stuck in the Liusha River and cannot pass. Tathagata is in a hurry.

Avalokitesvara said don't worry, boss, I will definitely make arrangements this time.

Later, Tang Seng was found by fishing law enforcement, monkeys were brought down in the heavenly palace, Zhu Bajie was seduced by law enforcement, Monk Sha was turned into a trivial matter, and Xiaobailong was subdued by a little favor.

When they arrived at Leiyin Temple, the master and the disciples saw the Tathagata, and they had to reward them for their meritorious deeds.

Take out the documents to the Tathagata, and report the results to the elder brother.Look at the boss, we set off from Chang'an all the way, took two watermelon knives and hacked all the way to the Wuji country, Baoxiang country, daughter country, the whole Nanbuzhou is our territory, do you want to Do it for a hall master.

Balabala's is a proof after all, and there is no escape.

"Ahem, this holy monk's understanding is really penetrating."

The prince was almost taken aback by Tang Sanzang's words.

After all, we are the future emperor, this

After I become emperor, I must thoroughly investigate this kind of thing.

"Prince, can I ask you a question alone?"

Tang Sanzang glanced at the guards and eunuchs in the yard, knowing that the previous emperor had arranged for an eunuch to kill people.

Baobuqi has spies arranged by the emperor.

There will be wars in the future, and this military plane must not be leaked.

"You go down!"

The prince was not suspicious, and waved his hand to let them

Even the abbot, the old monk, was kicked out by the prince.

"The holy monk has something to say, but it's okay to say it!"

The prince saw that there was no one there, so he said to Tang Sanzang.

"Ahem, this prince, how do you prove that your father is your father?"

Tang Sanzang approached and said simply.

"what?!"

"You actually said such a thing?!"

"I think you are a generation of holy monks. I won't kill you, but I don't want to see you again. You should go now."

When the prince heard this, he was furious, slapped the table and stood up, and said to Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang had expected the prince's reaction a long time ago, after all, it was also shown on TV before.

But looking at it this way, this prince is really good. If it was an ordinary person, he would have done it long ago.

"Prince, you have to calm down, let's do it this way, I'll ask you a few questions, see if you can answer them."

Tang Sanzang crossed his legs and said.

"Humph!"

The prince didn't respond, and was still very dissatisfied with Tang Sanzang. If it wasn't for the emperor's order to stamp the old monk, he wouldn't want to stay here for a second longer!

"Do you feel the difference between the current emperor and the emperor three years ago?"

Tang Sanzang asked.

Although the prince still didn't speak, he seemed to be thinking about something while frowning.

"Also, think about it, have you had any younger brothers and sisters in the past three years?"

Tang Sanzang asked another question.

Hearing this question, the prince turned his head.

"It stands to reason that an emperor's harem should be very powerful. It can't be so long that no other children can be born. If this happens, it's either infertile or unfeminine. What do you think? Think, which one does the current emperor agree with?"

Tang Sanzang is persuasive and persuasive.

Nonsense, it's strange for a castrated lion to give birth to something.

"Hearing what he said, it seems that there really hasn't been a brother or sister in recent years. At that time, I thought it was for myself. Now that I think about it, it's really strange."

The prince muttered in his heart.

"You keep saying, this emperor, this emperor, what do you mean?"