RPAGF Chapter 567 Pet Blind Date Resume
Chapter 567 Pet Blind Date Resume
Trash Can Socialite
white cat
Female/2 years old/INFJ
Single and unmarried
Personal background: Professional at wandering around bushes and trash cans
Criteria for choosing a partner: You say you're a bit hard to pursue? Well, OK, let's get right to DJing and shake up your DNA!
Canadian returnee
Male/3 years old/Hangzhou
ESTJs
Divorced with one child
Personal background: Former public sector employee (a guide dog worker who was dismissed)
Personal criteria: Gentle and kind, with a thick tail, no bad habits (such as urinating or defecating indiscriminately), from a harmonious family, and able to accept divorce.
Hangzhou only daughter
Labrador
Female/10 years old/Hangzhou/ENFP
young virgin
Personal background: Well-off family, only child
My criteria for choosing a partner: Someone from a similar social standing, someone who won't bully others. [My family received five houses as compensation for their demolished property.]
Active flight attendants
Yellow and white skinny cat
Female/9 years old/Hangzhou/ENFP
young virgin
Personal situation: Current flight attendant seeking a wealthy suitor
Criteria for choosing a partner: Cat Airlines flight attendant, looking for a wealthy man.
Looking for wealthy clients only, no restrictions on type.
Young and handsome + rich man is even better.
[Sports Student Little Bear]
Alaska
Male/2 years old/ENFP
Maternity solo
Personal information: Champion of the neighborhood eating contest
Personal criteria: Strong physique, enthusiastic, clean romantic history, and has had a one-sided crush on a female dog.
Current female celebrities
Shiba Inu
Female/2 years old/Ningbo/ENTP
unmarried little girl
Personal profile: A gentle and beautiful young woman who is trying to lose weight.
My criteria for choosing a partner: handsome and brave, down-to-earth and not materialistic, someone who loves me, not someone who cares about my family's financial situation.
Mature and sophisticated women seeking friends online
Experience with cats/financial independence (freedom to buy cat treats)
I hope you are:
A gentleman with stable emotions / A warm-hearted man who doesn't steal food / A ninja who willingly serves as a cat scratching post
(Important: Accepting sons-in-law marrying into the family, with the mother-in-law taking care of cleaning the poop)
Blue and white chubby pig cat
"A highly educated woman with overseas experience, whose academic qualifications are verifiable on the China Higher Education Student Information System (CHESICC), has no romantic history, is outgoing and easy to get along with, and has strong practical skills."
Husky
"A pure-hearted, single-eyelid boy from Kunming, nicknamed Ronghao, an ENFP who loves to chat, has an extremely penetrating voice, and once sang for eight days straight without getting tired in a state of extreme anger. Looking for a sweet, platonic girlfriend to support his music career. Can't hit him, he's too timid [laughing emoji]."
"Grandpa in a reclining chair with a yellow and white cat"
"A sweet guy from Northeast China, no dating experience, clingy, high neediness, and knows how to be affectionate. The downside is he has an older sister who isn't very good-tempered..."
"Gradient Gentle White-Gray Cat"
"A three-year-old 'rich, beautiful, and fair-skinned' cat from the UK, currently residing in Fujian, China. She only accepts live-in sons-in-law, and currently has six 'platonic' partners in other cat groups. She has a large wardrobe and many clothes, eats only high-end freeze-dried food, has an automatic litter box, and her mother is very kind and willing to treat live-in sons-in-law with the same affection. One drawback is that she doesn't like having her butt touched [shy emoji]; if touched, she'll fight."
A white British Shorthair wearing an orange dress
"Pure, low-maintenance sports student, unmarried, majoring in sports (parkour), is looking for a partner (no bad habits). Honest and kind, won't fight back, will open doors and take you on adventures! Not from a wealthy family, but plenty of food! No restrictions on breed or gender!"
Long-haired tuxedo cat (its fur looks very long and soft, resembling a burly man with a black face and white beard, much like a Ragdoll)
"Shanghai INFP, possessive and somewhat domineering (food-loving), owns a house and a car in the city center, not an only child (has a younger sister), both siblings are childless by choice (sterile), so there's no issue of offspring fighting over inheritance. Sincerely seeking a soulmate, no residency restrictions, doesn't mind my mama's boy tendencies (always wanting to kiss and hug my mom), doesn't mind my five-centimeter-long legs, and if you come in a downpour, I'll come pick you up with a piece of jerky in my mouth [shy] [shy]"
Yellow and white mongrel
"My two-year-old boy is so innocent and pure. He's about to become a grandfather, so I want to leave him a child before I die to satisfy him [laughing and crying emoji]"
"Standard cute Ragdoll cat"
"Six-year-old, fair-skinned beauty, weighing nine to ten pounds, with a house and a car at home, hoping to find a family that is a good match."
My mom and godmother are quite clean and picky. I like playing with girls and prefer white dogs. I don't plan to have children. It would be even better if the man could marry into my family. I'm open to people who can accept my close interactions with girls.
White Bichon Frise
"A handsome two-year-old American-Russian mixed-race boy! Never been married, a model of the 'ISFJ-T' daddy boyfriend! Currently on a government-sponsored assignment in East Africa with his father. Mature beyond his years, but still childlike at heart! His family isn't wealthy, but they're financially secure! Seeking a female cat of similar appearance and background to build a love nest. Kemera female cat preferred! No agents, serious inquiries only!"
Long-eared black Maine Coon cat
Our ancestors under the sky: These young people are really curious. They never thought they would see their cat/dog owners finding lovers for their cats and dogs.
I really don't know what's wrong with my brain. Why do I have to join in on every little thing? When other people's pets like each other, you're singing and dancing around. People who know this are just observing a dog's wedding ceremony, but they might think you're the one getting married.
However, it seems quite interesting. There are no melodramatic scenes of getting into the wrong bridal sedan chair and marrying the wrong man, nor is the protagonist anxiously running around because their pet is not interested in handsome men.
On the contrary, I've become the ace matchmaker for these cats and dogs, enjoying the happiness of facilitating a good marriage. Congratulations! Congratulations indeed!
But don't even think about using my adorable calico cat Ningning to mate with other male cats!
My Ningning deserves only the best, no, even the best male cat in the whole of Beijing is not good enough for my Ningning.
The family next door who owns a dog said: "So your cat is still unmarried. That's really lucky."
Unlike ours, our dog has a smooth coat, is very energetic, and barks enthusiastically at everyone it sees. Whether it's relatives or friends, everyone loves it and has to pet it before leaving our house.
Until that dark and windy night, she was violated by a black dog. Later, the black dog could not be found. She was pregnant and remained depressed. After giving birth to several ugly little pups, her mood gradually improved.
My family wanted to give the puppies away, but it barked loudly at me, not at all like its usual well-behaved self. I couldn't be bothered to say anything; those ugly puppies wouldn't even be wanted by anyone else, only this mother's precious one is so unruly.
Then the child's father can't be found either; maybe that homeless man is having a good time somewhere! At first glance, it didn't look like a good dog; it looked so ugly. It's just that this dog, who's never seen the world, loves it to bits.
Even after having puppies, she refused to find a new dog. We wondered how she could be so devoted to her when we hadn't taught her any traditional feminine virtues at home.
Now, let's not even talk about it anymore. Just look at the few offspring it gave birth to. As they grow bigger and uglier, they don't look like their mother at all.
Letting a few out is enough to scare people away. Tying them to the door with a rope is said to ward off evil spirits, and even thieves dare not come to our house.
This is truly the only good news amidst all the misfortune.