Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 281 Shampoo for Hair Loss

In the long, dark night, more than a dozen glowing bald men appeared in an instant.

In the candlelight, their eyes were dull, their palms were cold, and the black hair on the ground was extremely spectacular.

Without hair, they seemed to have lost all their strength, and did not resist even after the ropes were released.

Someone didn't believe it, reached out and touched a few strands of hair on the ground, then turned and asked his companion: "Is this hair? Is this my hair?"

The person next to me blinked with a dead look in his eyes, "It could also be mine, haha."

The brothers hugged each other and cried.

"Ah, tsk, tsk, tsk," Tang Shan said, admiring the masterpiece in front of her with satisfaction. "Look, I'm so happy that I'm crying."

The others were shocked: Huh?

The thief boss howled the loudest: "You might as well just kill us!"

"Shh~" Tang Shan squatted down, "It's very late now. Do you know that it's wrong to disturb others in the middle of the night?"

The thief boss' eyes were wide open. He was about to die, and he still cared whether others slept or not?

Wukong leaned against the wall, closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep. It was likely that his master was going to start fooling him again.

Red Boy looked at Wukong, then at Tang Shan, "That's it?"

What kind of punishment is shaving your head?

Bajie looked at him and told him to be patient, as he felt that his master must have more to worry about.

"Be good, and do as I say if you don't want to die."

The next morning, the teahouse owner tiptoed upstairs with a pair of panda eyes to check.

The attic had long been empty, and only a tael of gold lay quietly on the table.

At the same time, Master Tang Shan and his disciples and a group of twenty bandits wearing straw hats marched towards the main street of the city.

"Wow! Look over there, there's a handsome guy!"

"This young man is so handsome..."

"Hey, don't push me, I came here first..."

Tang Shan smiled with her eyebrows curved, raised her hand and greeted warmly without any hesitation: "Hello, beautiful ladies, hehe..."

Wukong, who was walking in front, sighed softly, why did he look like a peacock.

Bajie was half a step behind Tang Shan, his belly and ears shaking.

"Master, look! There are so many young ladies looking at us."

Red Boy on the other side said bluntly, "Is that looking at you? What's the point of being excited?"

This idiot has no self-awareness at all. If I had known earlier, I would have let myself follow my brother to learn from him.

The group paraded through the city and deliberately stopped in the middle of the busiest street.

With a swish, the bandits unloaded a row of chairs from their backs.

Wukong resigned himself to his fate and hung a piece of red cloth with big characters on it on his golden hoop stick. He then shook it and shouted, "Free shampoo, free shampoo here..."

There was no emotion at all, relying solely on the little affection he had for his master, he mechanically repeated: "Shampoo, free shampoo here..."

Red Boy covered his mouth and turned his head away, his shaking shoulders revealing his behavior at the moment.

Bajie and Sha Seng handed out flyers to passersby, saying, "Wash your hair once and it will grow a lot of hair. If you don't believe me, just look at the guy holding the red cloth."

"Don't miss it if you pass by, you can get a free hair wash and take a photo with the handsome guy."

Tang Shan was like a mascot, and was instantly surrounded by the girls who rushed over.

The man pulled at the hair on the expressionless Wukong's head and face with great interest, "Brother, this guy really has a lot of hair."

As the saying goes, baldness is inevitable as you get older. It's just a coincidence that they are worried about this!

In a short moment, the chairs were filled with people, and two lines of people automatically formed on the long street.

The ministers who left the court were not to be outdone and joined the group of people who wanted to have their long hair washed for free.

"Are you sure it's for hair growth?"

Someone asked again worriedly.

"Don't worry, hair growth is absolutely guaranteed."

The disciples silently added in their hearts: Hair loss is guaranteed...