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He had already tried it heartily last night.
However, from the conversation of the few Bannerman students at the booth just now, Feng Sanzhen suddenly heard something that made his heart pound.
Bang bang bang!
"Sure enough, this heart beats so fast!"
Bang bang bang!
"Feng Yanzi, open the door quickly, and send me to ask questions!"
When Feng Sanzhen heard it, the chief armor called the door, thinking of the conversation between the Banner students before, he hurriedly stuffed the beauty back under the bed.
Halfway there, he turned back again.
According to the illustration in the instruction manual, the beauty was deflated, and then stuffed into the bosom.
After thinking about it, it seems that the arms are not safe, why not...
"Why don't you open the door?"
"Come on, come on, the little one is a lame man, walk slowly!"
Opening the door creakingly, a few officials from the Ministry of Internal Affairs pushed the door open, swearing: "Damn, from last night to now, I haven't rested yet, I've searched all night, just Can't the guys who are patrolling the Fifth Battalion also look for those...Xiangrui?"
"Hey, that auspiciousness can only be seen by the killers of the Nine Gates. Our men are cleansed. Are those Qiu Ba cleansed?"
"Hey, then all the thirteen yamen of the Ministry of Internal Affairs will be dispatched, and we won't be able to search the entire city of Beijing, and I heard that there are also places like Tongzhou and Xianghe... auspicious! Isn't that going to exhaust our men to death? "
"Don't worry, I heard from Eunuch Gui that the imperial list has been posted early in the morning, and the Ministry of Internal Affairs is going to recruit a group of personnel quickly. You have relatives and friends in your hometown, let them come and eat this bowl of imperial food!"
"Fuck, you can't spit ivory out of your dog's mouth!"
Feng Sanzhen listened dumbfounded to the chatting and laughing of the two members of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and broke out in a cold sweat.
They rummaged through boxes and boxes, and walked away with Feng Sanzhen's three hanging copper coins, and left while cursing the poor man for his bad luck.
Fortunately, the little beauty he hid in his crotch was not found.
Trying to blow on the hole, and soon, the little beauty returned to her original appearance.
Chapter 395
Although Feng Sanzi has never studied, his mind is still quite good.
He found a carbon stick, copied the words on the little beauty's back on the straw paper, and then went out to find different writers to translate.
Back home, Feng Sanzi put together the scattered words and read...
He sat down on the ground.
Cold sweat dripped down his forehead.
This... this... this beauty is actually the current Empress Dowager...
Isn't this... this... isn't this even better! ! !
When Feng Sanzhen thought that he and the former emperor could become comrades-in-arms, his eyes turned red, he pressed the beauty under his body, grabbed the neck, and made a fuss, which was three points more violent than last night...
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Last night, the Beichuan team released a total of more than 1 Xingzhen dolls.
Among them, more than 8 were invested in Beijing, and the other 5 were invested in Yanjiao, Beizhili, Liaoning and other places.
8000 apricot dolls sounds like a lot, but now the total population of inner and outer cities in Beijing is 110 million, with an average of only 0.0073 apricots per person. In fact, the per capita possession is very low.
Like Feng Sanzhen, who can get a Xingzhen without a big house, is really a child of luck.
Of course, there are also those who are not quick-witted and get caught by the officials of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. Needless to say, the end will be extremely miserable.
But in general, the search by the Ministry of Internal Affairs is really a drop in the bucket.
Not all the eunuchs in the House of Internal Affairs, only the eunuchs are allowed to watch the "auspicious" objects, and then go door-to-door to knock on the door according to the picture.
But at first, this is the act of finding a needle in a haystack.
Secondly, this inflatable doll is a frivolous thing, even Beichuan, who is good at throwing, can't point and hit it, it depends on the wind.
As a result, many balloons floated into the mansions of princes and dignitaries. After all, their mansions have large courtyards and occupy a large area, so the probability of falling into "auspiciousness" is also high.
Although the officials from the House of Internal Affairs were vicious towards the mud legs, and could even take the opportunity to make a small fortune, they could only speak softly to the nobles, greeting the master and asking for an inspection inside.
If this can be found, there will be ghosts.
That is a simulation 1:1 doll of the Queen Mother!
And the clothes she was wearing...
I don't even want to say it, it's too sentimental, it's too embarrassing!
Let's put it this way, in the two weeks since the doll was left behind, all the thin pink and translucent foreign cloth Mingbu in Beijing City have been sold out.
Not only is it the boudoir pleasure of the gentlemen in the high-walled compound, but even in the Eight Great Alleys, "Xingyi" has become popular and has become a must for girls to win over their benefactors.
What's more, it is said that in some brothels with strong backgrounds, in addition to ordering girls in apricot clothes, there are even special "auspicious" to order and enjoy.
After all, there are only more than 8000 copies of "Auspiciousness", and one or two thousand copies were recycled and destroyed by the Ministry of Internal Affairs. Now they are collected with a lot of money, carefully maintained and cleaned, and used by all benefactors.
It is said that the business is booming, even if the price is far higher than that of the popular girl real person, there is still an endless stream of patrons.
Moreover, it is rumored that among the benefactors, most of them are honorable bannermen.
Although the brothel keeps privacy secrets for clients, even the old bustard has revealed that the words and actions of these noble people are really against human ethics, vulgar and difficult to hear, even her old bustard who has been in the business for 30 years I feel ashamed!
As for how these "auspicious omens" fell from the sky, there are different opinions.
Some people say that this is all Ah Mengzai's conspiracy!
It must be that they made a special trip to drive a wedge between our queen mother and the prince.
But there are also people who say that there are no waves without wind, and that things happen for a reason. Flies don't bite seamless eggs, and a slap can't make a sound!
One is a young woman in her thirties who still looks beautiful but became a widow early.
One is an elegant young man who is full of vigor, knowledgeable in Chinese and Western, but always lives under the shadow of his elder brother.
They should have loved each other and depended on each other.
By mistake, he missed her.
A sister-in-law made two people who clearly longed to be close become the most distant relatives under one roof.
The most ruthless emperor's family, the blood of Jiulong seizing the heir seems to be still yesterday.
In order to protect him, she had no choice but to toss and turn Chenghuan under someone she didn't love, just to prevent him from being even a little bit jealous.
In order to forget her, he hunted for sex and bought drunk every night, only to meet in his dreams overnight.
Finally, the foreigners came.
She became a widow.
He became a hero who tried his best to save the building from falling.
He sings during the day and is proud of the spring breeze.
He thought he was better and more talented than her him.
But he didn't know that the mansion he built was really because of her.
She fell under the foreigner's body again and again on the bed, and she burst into tears.
She turned him down.
He thought it was because of human relations and etiquette.
I am a savage, how can I be polite?
Thousands of miles away, how can it compare to your youth?
He was puzzled.
He is depressed.
He abandoned the position of regent as a shoe.
He let go of power easily.
Become the king of leisure again, and make the mountains and fields his home.
However, he eventually knew everything.
It turned out that I had failed her youth and broken her heart.
So he borrowed a romantic airship from France.
On her birthday, he wants to announce to the whole world how much he loves her.
Love never forgets, there must be echo...
Maybe this is love!
"Guest officer, are you jealous or not? The guests behind are still queuing up, waiting to have a spring night with 'Xiangrui'!"
The old procuress impatiently urged the sour and smelly scholar who had taken off his trousers and was lingering.
The latter quickly said: "I'm going to hate it, I'm going to hate it!"
Looking at the excited scholar, the bustard shook her head. This small body is quite honest, so don't let it spoil you!
Hey, none of these guests don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. This "auspiciousness" has only been faded by the bald, and the artist has been asked to make up the color five times!
Empress Dowager, you are really a great savior in our profession!
Rumor has it that from this time onwards, Qin Lou and Chu Halls in some northern areas no longer regarded Guan Zhong as their patriarch, but worshiped Yehenala Xingzhen instead.
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Regarding the sudden airship attack, Cixi herself was naturally shocked and angry.
In the midst of panic and anger, he directly ordered An Dehai, who had always been favored by him, to be beaten up.
To be honest, An Dehai didn't make any big mistakes.
But do you need a reason for the dignified Empress Dowager Cixi to beat up a eunuch?
It's nothing more than wanting to soothe the emotions of panic and anger.
What surprised her was that Zhu Ming could actually make a demon fly into the sky.
Of course Cixi would not believe that the airship and the doll Devil Six were created.
He can't have this ability.
That airship obviously belonged to Mingren!
If the two armies are at war, and the Ming people drive an airship to shoot arrows at my Eight Banners warriors, how can my Eight Banners warriors fight?
Chapter 396 Powered the whole country, Li Zuo stands on his own
Cixi basically knew nothing about military affairs, and her only source of knowledge was the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
But even those fierce generals in the Three Kingdoms can't fly!
Such a large object does not look like it can be shot down with a bow and arrow.
Cixi struggled for a long time, why did our banner people shoot at Zhu Fugui's heavenly soldiers with bows and arrows? Li Lianying reminded him
The guns of the foreigners.
Fortunately, Cixi was relieved when she heard that the French also had airships.
She hastily issued a decree, ordering Lord Sotna, the chief general of the Bannerman New Army, to go to Tianjin to learn from the French how to shoot airships to compete with them.
You know, what Zhu Ming's airship dropped this time... might be a bomb next time!
Compared with shock, Cixi's anger is actually more than shock.
After all, she has never really slept with foreigners, at most she has used Mr. Jiao a few times in the lonely night.
Why now, not only has he become a foreign slut, but he has even become an uncle and sister-in-law with Guiziliu.
In fact, that's all. Marrying mother after father's death, and marrying sister-in-law after brother's death are also Manchu people's old customs, so it's not a big deal.