Everyone went crazy after the villainous female supporting character was bound to the system.

Chapter 127 It's not normal to run away with your pants up before you've finished having d



Chapter 127 It's not normal to run away with your pants up before you've finished having d

Liu Tianqing quickly blocked the man's path: "Why are you running? You're not trying to pretend you didn't hear me, are you?"

Li Maomao chuckled and took off her hat: "How did you recognize me?"

"Do we still need to acknowledge him?" Liu Tianqing asked in surprise, looking at Li Maomao as if he were an idiot.

"You were the only one in the whole alley who was wrapped up so tightly and walking close to the wall. Anyone would think there was something wrong with you, right?"

Li Maomao choked for a moment, then looked around. Sure enough, everyone was staring at him with strange looks.

What does this mean to him?

Is it true that being too clever for one's own good can backfire?

When Li Maomao accepted this task, she had looked at Liu Tianqing's information.

The information clearly states that Liu Tianqing is extremely powerful and has caused the deaths of many of their organization's members.

But as a seasoned assassin, Li Maomao... he definitely believed the organization's information.

So, taking advantage of Liu Tianqing's moment of relaxation, he gave her a push and immediately ran away.

however……

To his utter surprise, Gu Yan, whom he had never taken seriously, appeared completely bewildered, yet deftly extended a righteous leg, just like a seasoned cunning old fox...

Li Maomao stumbled and lunged forward... She didn't fall... but she ran a few steps in a haphazard manner.

It was this sudden speed bump that made Xiao Ran rush up and pin Li Maomao down.

"Run! Run! Run!"

As Xiao Ran spoke, he slapped Li Maomao on the back of the head.

This animal is so hard for them to find!

After such a long manhunt, it can finally come to an end.

With his hands in his pockets, looking like a thug, Yun Chu stood next to Liu Tianqing and asked in a nonchalant tone, "You could have easily held him down, why didn't you do anything?"

Liu Tianqing looked at Li Maomao with a complicated expression: "I'm not a policeman, arresting people isn't my duty."

Yan Qingfeng was also very curious: "An excuse! That's not what you said when you arrested them."

Liu Tianqing was taken aback, but decided not to hide it anymore: "Okay, I'll tell you the truth. He just came out of the toilet, and I really couldn't bring myself to do it."

Gu Yan finally found an opportunity to insert himself between the three: "Everyone has to go to the toilet sometimes, it's perfectly normal."

"Going to the toilet is normal, but having diarrhea and not finishing, and not having any toilet paper, then pulling up your pants and running away... that's not normal..."

As Liu Tianqing spoke, he took a step back: "I suspect that what little bit he has left might explode and he'll poop in his pocket... It's just too dangerous..."

As soon as she finished speaking, a strong, fragrant stench filled the air, giving the impression that it was about to cause a ruckus in the world even before it was officially announced.

"Ugly!!!" Liu Tianqing covered his nose and backed away again.

Yan Qingfeng and the other two also hurriedly retreated.

Li Maomao's face turned red. He, a proud and valiant assassin, had actually soiled his pants in public. How could he, as an assassin, maintain his dignity?

The most shocked person was Xiao Ran. His pupils dilated, and his eyes were filled with shock as he looked at Li Maomao.

No wonder they couldn't catch him after chasing him for so long.

Based on this kind of willpower—even if it means not finishing pooping, they'd rather run away than not finish—they truly have to admit defeat.

Li Maomao looked utterly hopeless, but couldn't hold it in any longer, and experienced another bout of relief, her expression changing repeatedly.

"Kill me or torture me, can't you just leave already?"

The way the passersby looked at him changed. He was a mysterious assassin, how could he have died like this?

Xiao Ran wanted to take him with him, but... he soiled his pants on his way to his car...

The thought of my car soon becoming a pile of poop...

Bad luck! Extremely bad luck!!

He immediately made a decision: "Let's go to your place, you can change your pants first."

Li Maomao was so angry that his liver hurt!

All he wants now is to leave this place.

However, Xiao Ran did not give him that chance.

Liu Tianqing pointed to a bungalow not far away: "That's the house. Go on, we'll wait for you outside."

As he spoke, he thoughtfully made way for the two of them.

Li Maomao took a deep breath and, with heavy steps, prepared to go home to change his pants.

As they passed by Liu Tianqing and his group, they heard Gu Yan loudly proclaiming, "Sister Liu is awesome! Just with your mouth, you've made this song a hit for at least a few years."

Yun Chu stopped pretending to be a hoodlum and her eyes were filled with shock and disbelief: "My God! Is your mouth blessed? He just finished speaking and he started pooping, oh my god!!"

Yan Qingfeng clasped his hands in a fist salute to Liu Tianqing: "I was ignorant. I apologize for my initial doubts. In all my years, I never imagined that an assassin would do such a thing. It's outrageous."

"Isn't the point that Sister Liu can predict when someone will poop?" Yun Chu immediately confronted Yan Qingfeng.

Does it matter what the assassin does?

They've already been arrested by the police, so it's not important anymore.

But Liu Tianqing actually predicted that the other party would also poop in his pants pocket!

What kind of killer does that? How could they be so magical?

The woman in front of me is absolutely terrifying. She even knows when someone defecates. Is there anything in this world that she doesn't know?

These bizarre remarks immediately swayed Yan Qingfeng: "Now that you mention it, I also think it's pretty awesome."

Gu Yan summarized it in what he considered to be very cultured words: "In ancient times, there were diviners who could predict the world; now, there is Liu Tianqing who knows when Mao will pull up his pants pocket."

Liu Tianqing's lips twitched slightly. Who the hell likes to know when someone is pulling down their pants?

He doesn't want to know these strange and unusual news, does he?

If it weren't for the system reminder...

How could she possibly pay attention to these strange things?

System Abai: "I'm not taking the blame for this! It has nothing to do with me! It's the narration system's fault!"

"So, what kind of system are you?" Liu Tianqing asked, looking displeased.

System Abai: "Narration system, huh?"

"Ha!" Liu Tianqing sneered mockingly, leaving System Abai speechless with deafening silence.

How could it explain to Liu Tianqing that the narration system it mentioned was a narration system loaded onto it?

Today it might be a narration system, tomorrow it might be equipped with a super-rich system, then it becomes a super-rich system.

Similarly, it was perfectly clear that Liu Tianqing would not listen to its explanation at all, and this sense of powerlessness drove the system data to a frenzy.

When Xiao Ran led Li Maomao out, he thanked the four of them.

"The arrests these past two days have been so easy that I can hardly believe it. Now I finally understand why the police department hired you as contract officers."

Although these people are like a real-life version of Final Destination, it has to be said that their presence makes solving cases and catching murderers much easier.

Thinking of this, he tugged at Li Maomao: "Behave yourself."

Then he said to Liu Tianqing and the others, "The car can only seat five people. Now there's one more person. Do you want three of you to come with me, or do you find another car?"

Now that the danger has passed, Liu Tianqing and the others naturally don't want to go to the police station with Xiao Ran anymore.

Liu Tianqing: "No, we need to continue recording the program."

Yan Qingfeng: "You guys go first."

Yun Chu: "The four of us are a whole, we should go together."

Gu Yan: "The main reason is that I don't want to ride in the same car as someone who has diarrhea. Who knows if he will be unable to hold it in again? After all, he has diarrhea and has a criminal record. It's too dangerous."

The scene was so quiet that the only sound was the whistling of the wind.

Xiao Ran's face turned ashen, and he glared at Gu Yan: "Even if you are the heir of the Gu family, cursing me like this is going too far!"

He cursed his wife to turn into a poop car, right?

Believe it or not, he'll find an opportunity to dig up his dark past when he gets back.

While thinking, Xiao Ran glared at Gu Yan again, then grabbed Li Maomao and turned to leave aggressively.

Gu Yan was completely bewildered and couldn't understand why Xiao Ran had suddenly gotten angry.

Liu Tianqing noticed that Li Maomao's lips slightly lifted, and there was a hint of doubt in his eyes. Was he smiling?

She glanced at the narration and noticed that it had just been updated.

Narrator: Li Maomao was utterly disdainful. How could a mere silver bracelet possibly trap him? The fact that Liu Tianqing and the other bastards weren't leaving together gave him the perfect opportunity to escape. Once the car carrying only him and Xiao Ran started moving, he could take the chance to unlock the silver bracelet, which would be the best time for him to run away.

After reading the contents, Liu Tianqing exclaimed, "Oh ho! Good heavens, they're actually thinking of running away!"

Having finally caught him, she couldn't let him escape. Her eyes darted around quickly, searching for anything useful. Her gaze fell on a clothesline that someone had strung up on the wall to dry, and she couldn't look away.

He hurriedly called out to Xiao Ran, "Officer Xiao, wait a moment."

Xiao Ran stopped and looked at Liu Tianqing with a puzzled expression.

She quickly walked to the outside of a house and tugged at the clothesline.

Then he loudly asked the onlookers in the alley, "Whose rope is this? Can I borrow it?"

A little girl squeezed out from behind the crowd and looked at Liu Tianqing with bright eyes: "Are you going to kidnap bad guys?"

Liu Tianqing did not try to fool her just because she was young. Instead, he explained seriously, "Yes, we're going to take double precautions."

The little girl waved her hand generously: "Take it, I'll give it to you directly. I just can't stand seeing bad people running around everywhere."

Everyone was amused by her antics, and the originally heavy and serious atmosphere suddenly turned into a burst of laughter.

The little girl's mother also came to the front from the back of the crowd and smiled at Liu Tianqing and the others:

“Take this and use it. It’s just a rope. Just don’t let him get away. It’s terrifying that an assassin lives in this remote corner of the world. We can’t catch him, but we can provide some rope.”

Liu Tianqing smiled and thanked him, then pulled off the rope, came to Li Maomao, grinned at him, and said, "Don't worry, I'm fast, and I'll be gentle."

Li Maomao suddenly felt the hairs on his body stand on end: "What do you want to do?"

Liu Tianqing: "Oh, I just suddenly thought of an art form and decided to put it into practice so you can feel the love from the kind-hearted citizens of the community. I'll also make sure Officer Xiao gets you safely to the police station. You don't need to thank me."

She spoke softly and gently, but Li Maomao had a bad feeling.

Even Xiao Ran didn't know what Liu Tianqing was trying to do.

Liu Tianqing had already started working, and the hemp rope in his hand was like a work of art, quickly weaving it through Li Maomao's body. Originally only a five-point figure, it was made to appear as an eight-point figure after being tied up by Liu Tianqing.

Everyone present stared in disbelief as Liu Tianqing used her delicate hands to tie a large... knot in front of Li Maomao's chest.

Yan Qingfeng stepped forward to admire it for a moment, and then gave a fair comment: "The binding method is very professional, and... it has an artistic feel. The final knot is simply the finishing touch, the soul of the work. Just look at this skillful binding method, you must have practiced with many people on a regular basis, right?"

As he spoke, Yan Qingfeng gently patted his chest and said to Liu Tianqing, "I understand you!"

Gu Yan's brain had completely shut down at this point: "Wow, this technique... Sister Liu always seems to eat really well..."

Yun Chu carefully observed the method of binding before her, and her words immediately disrupted the atmosphere:

"This way of binding looks just like how my master tied up a pig. He said this way of binding is very aesthetically pleasing and can leave the pig with its last bit of dignity."

Liu Tianqing's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Yun Chu's hand: "Does your master tie up pigs like this too?"

Yun Chu nodded. That's right, everyone in the sect complained about this method of binding.

Liu Tianqing said with a sigh, "What a kindred spirit! I must introduce your master to me when I have the chance."

Li Maomao had already given up resisting.

The escape plan that he had rehearsed in his mind several times was now sealed away by a rope.

He tried to move his hands; as long as his hands could still move, he still had a chance.

However, lol! He couldn't move at all; he couldn't even move a single finger.

Family members, does anyone know this?! Who the hell tied someone up by spreading their fingers apart and binding each finger in a different direction?

And damn it, they tied his wrists so tightly that his fingers couldn't get out of the ropes at all.

As for the escape plan that was just devised, it's now a joke.

Looking at Li Maomao standing there, Liu Tianqing felt that something was missing. His gaze then fell on the remaining rope on Li's chest, and he clapped his hands: "Hey, how could you forget the most important part?"

After saying that, she pulled on the rope and forcibly tied up Li Maomao's feet as well.

Li Maomao stared at the sky with a sense of despair. All the grievances he had suffered in his life had come to an end today.

Xiao Ran looked at the immobile Li Maomao and fell silent.

"Do you want me to carry him into the car?"

Liu Tianqing grabbed the pre-installed rope and pulled, and Li Maomao instantly took to the air, although... it was only at a low altitude... but it did indeed take off.

"Just carry it over like this, this is the handle I left for you."

Xiao Ran: ...Just like that, I was lifted up like this?? Like lifting pork? And lifting a man weighing over 100 pounds... a woman with superhuman strength??

Seeing that he hadn't come to his senses for a long time, Liu Tianqing clicked his tongue, took the initiative to help him lift Li Maomao and throw him into the police car, and clapped his hands.

"Take care, don't worry, with my method of binding him, he definitely won't break free and run away halfway."

Xiao Ran got into the car, looking completely bewildered, and drove back to the police station.

Then, she called out to the three stunned people behind her, "Let's go back and continue recording the show."

Yan Qingfeng and the other two followed Liu Tianqing back to the explosion site like wandering ghosts.

The person filming saw the four people, their eyes brimming with tears, looking as if they had been severely bullied. They grabbed their camera and trotted towards them, letting out pitiful howls.

"You guys are finally back. If you hadn't come back, I would have become the first male live streamer forced to switch careers and become a 'borderline' male live streamer. This generation of netizens is too difficult to manage. They actually made me do a hip-twisting dance. They also wanted to see my abs. When I refused, they threatened to report me. They are too ruthless. I just wanted to be a simple live streamer."


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