RPAGF Chapter 279: Not good! Young Master Xiao is pregnant
Chapter 279: Not good! Young Master Xiao is pregnant
The eunuch who was about to call out "General Xiao, Xiao Si Zha is here", was stuffed in the mouth by Xiao Si Zha with a string of candied haws. Xiao Si Zha's action immediately caused chaos in the entire hall.
Upon hearing this crystal-clear sound, the ministers in the hall couldn't help but burst into laughter. Prime Minister Fan laughed so hard that he almost sprained his waist and said, "Little Second Boy, don't joke around!" In their opinion, what Xiao Sizha said was simply a fairy tale.
Emperor Yuxuan laughed loudly after hearing this, and felt that this little crazy young man was simply unreasonable. "Little guy, stop fooling around." Emperor Yuxuan said with a smile, but his eyes were full of helplessness.
Xiao Sizha's cheeks were puffed up like balloons, and he was still not convinced. He said, "What's going on? You can't even make a joke. Didn't you adults say that as long as you sleep in the same bed, you will have a baby!"
Little Sizha's words were so childish and naive that everyone in the hall didn't know how to respond. Who could have thought that this little guy could actually use these words to refute them?
The emperor almost died of laughter, and in his heart he felt that Xiao Sizhe was really naughty. "Doctor, take a look at him quickly and make him give up!"
Emperor Yuxuan ordered that he would never believe that Xiao Sizhe would be pregnant, and just treat it as a farce.
The doctor looked helpless, so he had to come over and hold Xiao Sizha's wrist. Xiao Sizha ate the candied haws while looking at everyone smugly, as if he was waiting for the doctor to announce that he was not pregnant so that he could continue to tease the adults.
But who knew that when the imperial physician's hand touched Xiao Sizhe's hand, it was as if he was electrocuted and he suddenly lifted it back.
The imperial physician's face instantly turned paler than paper. He quickly knelt on the ground and said in a trembling voice, "Your Majesty, he, he, is really pregnant..."
As soon as these words came out, the hall suddenly became so quiet that you could hear a pin drop. Everyone's eyes widened, and their expressions were as if they had seen a ghost. How could a man be pregnant?
This was simply unbelievable to the extreme. Emperor Yuxuan's eyes were as big as copper bells, and his face was full of disbelief. "What did you say? Say it again!" Emperor Yuxuan's voice was trembling.
The imperial physician trembled as he repeated, "Your Majesty, the young master is really pregnant. I just felt his pulse and it showed that he is pregnant."
The ministers in the hall were in a state of panic, and began to talk among themselves. They really couldn't understand this bizarre phenomenon, and their hearts were filled with confusion and shock.
"Who would believe it?" The Imperial Master came over with an expression of surprise on his face, no less surprised than any of the other imperial physicians.
The atmosphere was extremely strange. Emperor Juewei sat on the dragon throne, laughing so hard that he fell backwards. His appearance was ridiculous. He stared at Xiao Sanlang, as if he was watching a wonderful farce.
"Hahahaha, men can get pregnant, and it's a baby, what's going on!" The emperor's laughter echoed in the hall, full of ridicule and mockery. His eyes were full of ridicule, as if he was waiting for Xiao Sanlang to give a more ridiculous explanation.
At this moment, Xiao Sanlang's face was pale and his heart was full of annoyance. He never thought that he would fall into such an embarrassing situation. Just now, he suddenly vomited, and after vomiting, he took a string of candied haws from Xiao Sizhe's hand and bit it. The sour and sweet taste made him feel unusually comfortable.
"Strange, I want to eat sour food too!" Xiao Sanlang's words made the concubine widen her eyes in astonishment. Her delicate face was full of disbelief. In her opinion, it was not a good sign for a man to eat sour food.
The emperor looked at Xiao Sanlang's embarrassment and sneered, "May I ask whose baby General Xiao is pregnant with? Ahahaha..." The emperor's laughter was like a sharp thorn, piercing Xiao Sanlang's heart. He was filled with anger, but he didn't dare to get angry. He could only suppress his emotions and sneered, "Your humble servant, I have a stomachache and feel a little sick. Your Majesty, please don't take it personally!"
The emperor seemed to be quite interested in this matter. He raised his chin slightly, with a curious light in his eyes: "Oh? Then let the imperial physician determine whether it is a stomach upset or pregnancy, hahaha..." After the emperor finished speaking, he could not help laughing again. The laughter echoed in the hall, making Xiao Sanlang wish he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
Xiao Sanlang was about to argue, but when the words came to his lips, he swallowed them back. He suddenly remembered that Xiao Sizhe had given her soft glutinous rice cake on the street just now - was there something wrong with that glutinous rice cake?
He doesn't believe that the drug can cause a fake pregnancy even if taken by a man? This little Si Zhe, if you want me to cooperate in acting, you should notify me first, ah! This is so embarrassing!
Just as Xiao Sanlang was lost in thought, an imperial physician came hurriedly over. The imperial physician's face was full of seriousness. He stretched out his finger and gently placed it on Xiao Sanlang's wrist. Xiao Sanlang's hand withdrew as if he had been electrocuted, and an ominous premonition surged in his heart.
A moment later, the imperial physician stood up and shouted to the emperor: "Oh no, Your Majesty! General Xiao is also pregnant!"
"Ah! Ah!" There was a commotion in the hall. The ministers were talking to each other. Some were shocked, while others were gloating.
The emperor laughed so hard that tears almost came out. He pointed at Xiao Sanlang and asked in a sarcastic tone: "Excuse me, General Xiao, whose child is in your belly?"
Xiao Sanlang jumped up, his face flushed: "How is this possible?" His heart was filled with anger and helplessness. He couldn't figure out how he could get into such a predicament. His eyes swept through the hall and finally fell on Xiao Sizhe. Xiao Sizhe was secretly proud, and his expression seemed to say: "This is the effect I want!"
Xiao Sanlang cursed in his heart, what on earth is this little Si Zhe doing? He tried to calm himself down and began to recall what happened recently. He remembered that Deputy General Chen had slept with him, Captain Lin had also shared a pillow with him, Minister Han and the others had also shared a quilt with him, and Doctor Shui had also... He said them out awkwardly one by one.
“Ahahahaha…” The emperor and the imperial teacher laughed wildly after hearing this. “General Xiao, you are too unfaithful. Now you don’t even know who the girl belongs to. You’ve been taken advantage of. Hahaha…”
However, things were not that simple. The emperor did not seem to let Xiao Sanlang go, and he continued to tease him, "General Xiao, you really brought me a big surprise! Tell me, what should we do with the baby in your belly?"