RPAGF Chapter 242: If the cylinder is neither thick nor high, how can it push you?
Chapter 242: If the cylinder is neither thick nor high, how can it push you?
Xiao Baozhu used all her strength to suppress the urge to laugh.
Hahahaha, this King Jing is so bad and stupid. Now he has fallen into the pot and been boiled by shit, right?
Idiot, her brother and father love her the most, Princess Zhuzhu. If she wants to be the empress, her father and brother will put the throne in front of her.
Demoted to a commoner? Did Helian Jing really believe it?
We are all in this mess, why don’t you find out clearly?
The moment King Jing fell into the iron pot, he was forced to drink a few mouthfuls of boiling shit soup.
He struggled and called for help, but as soon as he opened his mouth, shit rushed into his mouth and nose.
"Yue! Help...Yue!"
Xiao Baozhu stood two or three meters away from King Jing, her little face full of pretended panic.
"Someone, come here, someone, the King of Xiqi accidentally fell in while cooking shit! Someone please come and save him~"
But Helian Jing came out in a hurry, and he felt it was inconvenient for the secret guards to do things around him, so he asked them to wait in the post station for him to return.
When he came to Nanyue this time, Emperor Xiqi was afraid that he would cause trouble, so he specially picked a few of his own secret guards for him.
Helian Jing was really regretting at this moment. He shouldn't have believed the nonsense of this little girl!
Now he was trapped in the shit pot, and the severe pain coming from his thigh made him wish he could die here.
Especially when he heard Xiao Baozhu loudly shouting about how great King Jing of Xiqi was, he wished he could grow wings and return to Xiqi and never come to Nanyue again!
Xiao Chengze closed his eyes silently and turned his head to the side.
I silently lit a candle for King Jing in my heart.
You can offend anyone but not your sister!
Others want revenge with their lives, but my sister not only wants revenge with her lives, but she also tortures people repeatedly...
About a quarter of an hour later, Naitian saw that Helian Jing in the big pot was no longer struggling.
He covered his mouth and nose, then trotted over to the bench to check on him.
Seeing that his chest was still rising and falling slightly, Naitian couldn't help but sigh in her heart, this King Jing is quite lucky!
"Royal brother~" Naituan looked at her royal brother with her big bright eyes and called in a baby voice.
Xiao Chengze waved his hand resignedly, and the secret guard instantly appeared behind him.
"Take this pot out and dump the people out!"
Upon hearing this, the secret guard looked at his master in horror.
No, when the little princess cooked the shit, she didn’t say she had to pour it out!
But they had to obey their master's orders.
Cursing in his heart, he walked to the big iron pot, retching while carrying the iron pot and walking out of the village.
Nan Munging felt numb at this moment.
She really didn't expect Zhuzhu to take revenge on King Jing in this way...
And what was that loud noise outside Zhuangzi just now?
Why did King Jing scream and fall into the iron pot...
Nan Munging didn't know all of this.
In fact, the loud noise was the grenade that Xiao Baozhu had the secret guards secretly throw.
Helian Jing screamed because his brother's secret guard shot him with a pistol!
Humph! She is going to be King Jing’s nightmare!
I want King Jing to watch his legs fester from the root...
No matter how rich Xiqi is, Helian Jing's injury is incurable!
In fact, she also has other ways to deal with King Jing.
However, after thinking it over, she still felt that this method was most suitable for King Jing.
The feces are full of viruses and bacteria. Helian Jing's gunshot wound is already difficult to heal, and the viruses and bacteria are slowly entering the wound...
Hehe...it’s so fun!
It's a pity that I can't see the desperate look on King Jing's face...
After Xiao Chengze's secret guards carried the iron pot out, they found a hidden place and let King Jing lie in the pot for a while before kicking the pot over.
King Jing rolled out of the pot, and the secret guards looked at his round belly and couldn't help but shudder.
Killing people and destroying their hearts! The little princess is really great!
Nan Munging ordered people to carry several buckets of water and rinse Helian Jing again and again.
After ten buckets of cold water, some of the feces on Helian Jing's body was finally washed away.
Although there are still some residues, they are not visible unless you look carefully.
"Burp!" Helian Jing, who was lying on the ground, burped, and some yellow liquid slowly flowed out from the corner of his mouth.
He opened his eyes blankly, propped himself up and slowly sat up from the ground.
"Burp~" Another burp, Helian Jing felt cold all over.
Not only were my clothes wet, but water was also dripping from my hair.
He looked blankly at the people standing around him, but when he saw Xiao Baozhu, his expression suddenly changed.
He remembered it all!
He just fell into the iron pot!
King Jing's eyes were red as he glared at the culprit fiercely.
He tried to stand up, but found that his legs were completely powerless.
Xiao Baozhu jumped in front of him, looking worried, "Uncle Jing, don't move yet~ Sister Ning has already notified your secret guards to pick you up!"
Helian Jing looked at the ball of milk in front of him and wished he could tear her into pieces.
"It's all your fault. I'll make you suffer when I return to Xiqi! Hiccup~"
King Jing's expression changed and he suddenly raised his hand to cover his mouth.
This bitch actually dared to scheme against me and make me look so ugly!
He tried hard to control the urge to retch, not wanting to embarrass himself again.
But Helian Jing was so angry that he couldn't control himself at all. He stretched out his trembling hand and pointed at Xiao Baozhu in front of him.
Just as he was about to speak, he spat out a few mouthfuls of golden juice...
Milk ball screamed and jumped back a few steps in panic.
Woo woo woo…that was a close call, I almost vomited on myself!
This dress of mine was made by Sister Biyue! She would be sad if it got dirty~
"Uncle Jing, you are wrongly accusing me. I was kind enough to tell you this method to increase grain production. It was obviously you who fell in there accidentally. How can you blame Zhuzhu?"
Naitian looked at Helian Jing with a face full of grievance.
"You pushed me, and you guys teamed up to harm me!" Helian Jing spat out another mouthful of golden juice and looked at the people in front of him sinisterly.
Naituan cried out and threw himself into Nan Munging's arms.
"Wuwuwu...King Jing is slandering you! I am not strong enough, how could I push you? We all have eyes, and we saw with our own eyes that you fell in by yourself!"
Humph! Even if the king of heaven came, it was King Jing who fell into it himself!
Nan Munging held the milk ball in her arms, looked at King Jing and said with red lips: "If Zhuzhu hadn't called for help in time, I'm afraid you would still be soaking in the iron pot..."
King Jing got up from the ground in a panic and limped out of the village.
Anyway, he was convinced in his heart that it was this little bitch who was responsible!
Princess Shouyang is familiar with this little bitch, so it goes without saying which side she will stand on!
He wanted to pack up and return to Xiqi immediately, asking his father to help him put pressure on Bei Xiao!