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Chapter 1346: Sometimes I really feel bad for the characters in Genshin Impact. Jiang Shi is a profi



Chapter 1346: Sometimes I really feel bad for the characters in Genshin Impact. Jiang Shi is a profi

But to be honest, these are the ones with the highest seniority and rank.

Except for Zhongli, anyone could casually buy a bunch of gifts for Shen He and the others.

Although Zhongli could just casually buy a bunch of gifts for Shen He and the others, but to be honest, he bought a bunch of things casually, and in the end, someone else would pay for it, and no one knew who the bill would fall on. on the head.

Even Shen He and Gan Yu paid for Zhongli.

Although judging from their wages, the amount of money paid on behalf of them is not a lot, but having two juniors pay on their behalf is already explosive enough.

At least Zhongli treated Jiang Xi to dinner twice, so that Jiang Xi didn't tell the story.

But speaking of Gan Yu and the old man, there was an interesting story recently, which I saw two days ago.

We all know that the anti-American and anti-original trends in China have been very serious.

Such a force has existed since the Honkai Impact III period, and it has grown many times stronger in Genshin Impact.

They don't care about the truth of the evidence or the facts. In short, they just talk nonsense when they open their mouths.

Over the years, there have been more than one incident that goes against the grain, and they are also very good at confusing right and wrong, stirring up disputes, and activating the power of the history books to blame the evil they have committed on the heads of normal players.

For example, one million Zelda soldiers disappeared within a year.

For example, it is said that the history book of time is activated and Genshin players play as millions of Zelda soldiers to black Genshin Impact.

Another example is a famous firefighter incident, right? I understand this.

In addition to the rhythm of the real world, they are also keen to attack anyone related to Genshin Impact or characters in the game.

Therefore, there are also many births with unparalleled rhythms.

In addition to some rhythms that happen every year, some of the cerebral palsy gadgets are also very keen on being strict with themselves.

I really like to put a lot of cuckolds on myself in spiritual fantasies.

The more famous representative incident is the incident of three bunny girls.

The evidence is a PV produced by mmd that has been deleted by the authorities but has not been acknowledged.

In fact, as long as you can play this plot on the international server at that time, or see the complete plot on some video websites.

Everyone knows that there is no such thing as green in this plot.

I have mentioned the specific details several times before, so I won’t go into details.

If you are interested, you can try to search online for screen recordings of the New Year event at that time.

Anyone who has watched the plot and played that event will look at those so-called bunny girl incidents and other chaotic mental bastards as clowns.

They can only mentally fantasize about some unwarranted cuckolding being pinned on their own heads, rather than saying that this cuckolding is pinned on others.

One of the more famous events recently was an event a few months ago.

Is it an event in Mondstadt or an event in Liyue? At that time, it seemed that Noelle and Mika had a few words together, and then a group of spiritual bastards became excited, and they added another piece of green prairie to their fantasy.

Talking about Noel and Mika falling in love, official green players and so on.

All I can say is that the spiritual fantasies of spiritual bastards are usually more self-centered.

Moreover, this group of spiritual bastards will always firmly believe in their own spiritual fantasies, and deeply feel that there is a large green prairie within them.

I'm thinking that they like being a tortoise so much, why don't they go to the top to find one?

Based on my personal browsing experience on the Internet, there are many people who like to find bastards on Twitter.

The more bastard, the better.

A super tortoise like this who can create a green prairie for himself through unreasonable fantasies. In the eyes of that group of people, this is really the best tortoise.

Then I originally thought that it would be impossible for such a spirited bastard to lead the rhythm again before a new plot appeared, until I saw a small group of them again a few days ago.

I saw it on Xiaopo.com. All I can say about this is that Xiaopo.com is indeed getting worse and worse. It can even post stupid videos like this.

The cause of this incident was one of Gan Yu's lines. A line that had been used for many years was dug up through old accounts, allowing those mental bastards to deduct a piece of green prairie from themselves.

You can guess which line it is, I think you can guess it.

It doesn’t matter if you can’t guess it, because the answer is right below.

The line spoken by Gan Yu, who had an old score against him, was what Gan Yu said when he unleashed his ultimate move.

"For the King of Rocks!"

Yes, you heard it right. Gan Yu's line was revealed by old accounts, and then a group of spiritual bastards fantasized about it again, started spiritual victory, and then deducted a piece of green prairie for themselves.

I remember the title of the video at that time seemed to be something...what? Can't remember.

Every word in the title of that group of mental bastards is insulting to my eyes.

I clicked into the video just to confront the idiot in the comment section.

Anyway, this line about Gan Yu is about liking the old man, and then about putting a hat on a traveler, and all that mess.

In short, it is the spiritual fantasy of those spiritual bastards, and then spiritual victory.

Gan Yu and the old man have been in the game for so many years, and they have never suffered such a great injustice.

And since when did Gan Yu like travelers? At most, my relationship with travelers is relatively good, more than a friendship.

Even if Gan Yu really likes travelers, he still likes travelers and has nothing to do with the spiritual bastard outside your screen.

Every day he would engage in mental fantasies, and then his energy would go smoothly, and then he would get a piece of fresh prairie for himself. It would be a damn pity for such a good bastard not to seek a master.

I recommend that group of people who like to raise bastards. There is a shortage of bastards recently.

If I knew that such a good bastard could be found in China, I would be so happy.

To be honest, shouldn't this kind of spiritual bastard play some Minotaur games?

Don't talk about Shao Qian 2. I also played that game. I played it for a while when it first came out. My evaluation was mixed.

The combat mechanics and attack modes inside include a design similar to weak point destruction, which is really a mess.

It’s hard to believe that when you use the same character to attack the same enemy, even if you push the level repeatedly, the damage dealt by him will be different every time.

And sometimes a weak point can be broken with one hit, and sometimes a weak point cannot be broken with four or five hits. If I hadn't pushed the level over and over again, I would have damn doubted that I had changed the level.

Apart from these, some of the designs are really rubbish and I don’t even want to mention them.

As for the plot, I just want to say that from the few plots I have experienced, it is really a piece of shit. I have not seen the green plot, but I have seen a lot of shit plots.

As for the private goods announced later, I didn’t pay much attention to them.

Because that garbage dormitory still needs to be passed. What can I use to unlock new actions? A casual person like me would never go out of his way to engage in those plots just for a bullshit action.

So I didn’t understand the plot in the dormitory. After playing it for a while, I realized that the game was really rubbish and I uninstalled it immediately.

As one of the representatives of what is now called a Minotaur game on the Internet, I feel that it is not entirely consistent with the Minotaur game.

Therefore, I suggest that this group of mental bastards should not play Shao Qian 2, as it will not stimulate them enough.

My suggestion is to directly push those games where the tauren plot is disclosed.

Because I am not interested in this aspect, I don’t know what classic tauren games there are. If you know anything, you can type it in the comment area.

Or go find those spiritual bastards and recommend it to them individually.

The mental fantasies of that group of spiritual bastards can put the best bastards in the pond to shame, even those above them who are the best at raising bastards.

Really, just my personal browsing experience, the group of tortoises that I occasionally see, even the more famous among them, the comments and chat records of those tortoises in the pool are not as good as those who raise tortoises. This group of spiritual bastards.

Compared with this group of spiritual bastards, those adopted bastards can be regarded as normal people.

At least it clearly knows that it is a tortoise, and it also knows that it is acting like a tortoise, and it will not casually treat others as a tortoise.

But this group of mental bastards didn't have any confidence in themselves.

When a bastard wears a turtle shell and is dyed green, he still insists on calling the person passing by him a bastard.

As disgusting as those dogs.

Poor Gan Yu and the old man, after so many years, they still attract a group of mental bastards because of this line.

So fucking disgusting.

Even across the dimension, everyone felt unlucky for Gan Yu and the old man.

I am also here to use the most vicious curse to curse this group of spiritual bastards, including that group of idiots, the cloud monkeys, and other bullshit groups.

I hope they will be reincarnated as little ones in their next life, or be the descendants of Japanese war criminals who were killed by the Negron in the Japanese army.

I believe you all understand what these mean.

This will be the most vicious curse I can ever utter on them.

I used to save a little face, but now I don't want to save face for these idiots. I will let them know what the most vicious curse in the world is.

Then let’s get back to the topic. We have previously introduced several jobs that Jiang Shi had in Mondstadt, Liyue, Daozhi, Xumi, Fontaine, including Nata.

brings him salary every month.

Now there is only one Zhidong left to talk about, so how did Jiang Shi get his salary in Zhidong?

This starts with Jiang Shi’s identity in the winter.

Isn't Jiang Shi's identity as the Ice God's honored guest in the winter?

It stands to reason that a distinguished guest, no matter how precious, cannot be said to be receiving a salary from another country, right?

However, Jiang Xi was different. Although he was an honored guest, he was too profiteer.

Every time I went to Bing Shen's place as a guest, I would bring back some good things. Over time, Bing Shen also unknowingly took away a lot of good things from Ginger Corpse. These things also became Ginger Corpse's alternative source of income during the solstice.


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