RPAGF Chapter 266 What are you looking at!
Chapter 266 What are you looking at!
Chapter 266 What are you looking at!
"When did a friend come from afar and the next sentence turned into eat, drink, and get beaten up?"
The dark-faced Ron patted Rolling's back unceremoniously, and was startled by Ron's sudden attack on Rolling Bear's body!
"Oh! You bastard, you actually sneaked up on me, a centenarian!"
Gun Gun grinned and cursed, but when he wanted to take the picture back, Ron had already sprinted to the side.
"Hey~ you can't hit~"
"I can't kick you to death, you bastard!"
A pandaren flying kick was used in an instant, and Ron, who couldn't dodge, was kicked hard on the buttocks, flew more than ten meters, and plunged into a pile of bushes, causing a burst of noise. .
When he emerged from the bushes, he held two fat pheasants in his hands.
"This chicken is quite fat, how about making a beggar chicken later?"
Ron, who was not annoyed at all, still had a few leaves stuck in his head, he lifted the pheasant and shook it, trying hard to swallow the saliva that had reached the corner of his mouth.
"After the plucking is done, marinate it with rice wine and salt, stuff the stomach with mushrooms, bamboo shoots, and ham, wrap it in lotus leaves, wrap it in mud, and then bury it in the ashes~"
"stains stains"
"The taste is really amazing, but turkey can't do this, the meat is too thick and thick, and it doesn't taste good. This is good, and the size is just right."
Seeing that Ron was speaking clearly and logically, Gun rolled his eyes straight and took a step forward, snatching the fat chicken and grinning foolishly.
"Then why don't you hurry up and grab dozens more? Just two of them are not enough to fit between your teeth. Go and go, and come back after smelling it yourself."
Twisting his buttocks to avoid Rolling's stinky feet, Ron has long been used to Rolling's stinking habit of staring at him with his hands and feet, and Ron, who doesn't care, is going to call Lukexi to take the lead and pick up some fat The pheasant is back.
"Wait, this is raised by the principal and his old man, right, Mr. Roll?"
Lu Kedi stopped Ron, and then said to Gun Gun, "Farewell, maybe."
"So that old bastard has been stealing food behind my back for so many years! I'll just say it! How could he stuff so many messy things in to make the forest less deserted, this rich biodiversity!"
Immediately, Gun Gun patted his belly and roared as if he had suffered a great grievance. After howling, he was still muttering in his mouth, which was probably something similar to: "I Gun Gun is so wise and mighty, but I was beaten by Bai Gong." Whoring for so many years' words.
"Catch twenty at least! Thirty. This chicken crows wildly in the morning. My dark circles can't go away. It must be the fault of this poor chicken!"
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A group of people are staring at Rolling, their stomachs are full and they don’t know how to vomit. You, a panda, say that the dark circles under your eyes cannot be removed. Is this reasonable?
But looking at Gun Gun's obviously unreasonable arrogant face, he can do whatever he likes, and he can't beat him anyway.
Ron took Lukexi to go wild in the woods, and Gun Gun led the others to go deep. After a while, a bamboo house built on a meadow by a stream appeared.
Luke swiftly moved a bunch of things out of the house, and then the skillful fire-grill and pot cleaned up the ingredients. It seems that he has been doing these things here a lot.
Qiuqin poured tea for everyone with a special bamboo leaf tea, and chatted leisurely with Hermione and the others while swinging on the rocking chair with her legs crossed.
Not long after, before the hot pot boiled, Lukexi with his head held high came out of the woods, followed by Crookshanks with his head drooping. Lukeshan's potential points are all focused on intelligence, his skills are no different from ordinary cats and cats, and he has no training. He is good at catching mice, but forget about pheasants that can fly and run, he just bites them. A mouthful of chicken feathers.
Thinking about being caught by his elder brother for special training, his already melancholy face became even more sad.
And behind the two of them, Ron, who is a porter, is carrying a bamboo, on which are densely tied top-notch fat pheasants. These are all thanks to Lukexi. To deal with this little guy, Lukexi can snap their necks off with a single slap.
Following Ron's return, the open space outside the house suddenly became lively. A group of people squatted by the stream and plucked their hairs. Neville went into the woods and brought back a lot of delicious fungi to replace the rolling. mushrooms.
Having been trained by Professor Sprout for half a year, and having tasted at least hundreds of strange plants, they have no chance of being poisoned by eating them indiscriminately, not to mention Harry is here, and he is also very good at concocting antidotes.
Beggar chickens wrapped in mud were buried in the specially dug ash pit, and then a layer of smoldering charcoal was spread. The people who washed their hands sat around the hot pot and formed a circle, which was bigger than a bathtub. Several rounds of hot pots were filled with bamboo shoots and meat rolls, and all the ingredients that could be found in the rolling room were put in. This is similar to the aroma of a messy stewing pot that makes people's souls drift away. come out.
"This wooden stick is really hard to use, but it's delicious!"
"Neville, how did you learn so fast! Don't steal my meat, you have it!"
Seeing that Harry and Seid were so clumsy that they couldn't pick up a piece of meat and were about to grab it, the cheerful laughter didn't stop.
After rinsing the pot, the few people who still had some stomachs ate half a beggar chicken happily, then lay down on the chairs with their stomachs covered, looked up at the sky where the setting sun was gradually emerging, and swallowed their full belches contentedly.
But the battle was not over yet, Gun Gun and Ron sat on the grass, staring at each other fiercely, but kept stuffing meat into their mouths.
The ashes pit was full of beggar chickens that didn't even have a few bones left, and the reincarnated appearance of this starving ghost couldn't tell at all that these two had just eaten 90.00% of the hot pot that was bigger than the bathtub .
"Three-percent full." Ron spat out the last chicken bone, and licked the oil on his fingers.
"It's different for me, I'm full." Gun Gun chuckled and took out a pot out of nowhere and gnawed on it to enjoy himself.
"After all, you are not human." Ron glanced at Rolling's belly, which was obviously bigger than before, and said with a sneer.
"When can you be considered a human being, kid?" Gun Gun smiled contemptuously. When this silly face is used to mock, the mocking value is usually doubled.
"Did you say something bad about me after you came back, fuck off?"
"To be honest, I never lie to someone when I fuck someone."
The two stared at each other and fell into a soundless silence.
"What are you looking at!"
Ron slapped his thighs and jumped up.
"Look at you!"
Not to be outdone, Gun Gun jumped up, lifted his belly by the way, and looked at Ron with his chin.
"Let's fight!" X2
With a roar in unison, the two of them came to an open space more than a hundred meters away, standing between each other 30 meters apart.
"and many more!"
Just as Gun Gun took out his big baby and transformed into a super muscular panda, Ron quickly called a timeout.
"What the fuck, why are you acting like a sissy? Have you spent a summer full of chrysanthemums at Hogwarts?"
"Bah! You stinky panda is really not human."
"I'm a pandaren! Put your farts!"
"I'm a knight, always have been."
Ron raised his hand, and Smelly came to Ron's side in an instant like the wind. He supported Smelly's back and turned over.
"I've heard you say this before. I wondered at the time, aren't you a wizard?"
Rolling buttoned his nose to express that he didn't care, even if there was an extra mount, so what.
"Fuck!"
"You fucking."
"I call you a fairy, you are really not a human being!"
The [-] meter dragon hunting sword gun is held in the hand. Although it is not the occasion where the moonlight is shining and the power of the unicorn is at its peak, the real silver light has spread, and the overflowing silver light has dyed the grass. A sea of shimmering silver.
The boiling magic power is not concealed in the slightest. With every beat of the heart, the mighty torrent of magic power creates circles of invisible ripples around it, like the angry tide of the sea, which hides innumerable power. The breeze carried by the magic power passed by, making the grass blades sway, and the bamboo forest beside it rustled.
Ron turned his head to look in the direction of the bamboo house, and he saw the dignified expressions of Lu Kedi and Qiuqin.
"Forget it, just watch it, anyway."
A smear of scarlet on a black background opened up his robe, hiding his eyes under the heavy armor.
"It's good to have more fun, otherwise this competition will be too boring."
"Come on! Get out!"
Raising the sword and spear and pointing straight ahead, he spoke calmly, hiding all his expressions under the armor.
"I'll let you test how strong I am now."
"You'll be a good teacher."
"I've always been, stop talking nonsense!"
The thick bamboo stick was turned into a stick flower, and the giant that turned into a giant was even bigger than before it entered the bamboo forest. The muscles that could not be covered by fur contained explosive power. Flashed across the fur, and the pandaren's dark eyes were full of caution.
"So... let's go, Smelly."
The unicorn, which can easily carry more than ten tons of weight, doesn't feel any sense of the light weight on its body at all, and Smelly's speed is not affected in the slightest.
Just in the blink of an eye, the unicorn that sprinkled the silver light disappeared instantly in place, and a gust of wind blew up on the grass, a whirlwind that revolved around the billow.
Countless fuzzy shadows flickered and appeared at the outermost edge of the wind circle. Among the dust and grass blades lifted by the wind, the golden thunder light climbed up along the wall of the whirlwind that was gradually rising.
"We'd better make some preparations in advance."
Hermione drew out her wand and summoned a barrier that blocked them and the bamboo house. The three of them, Harry and Nawiside, also worked to strengthen the barrier.
"Qin, this is very similar to you." Lu Kedi said softly.
"I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language." Qiuqin gave him a cold look. If this mouth can't speak, don't speak. How can there be any similarities?
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Lu Kedi pursed his lips, "Sorry."
After squeezing out this word, he stopped talking and looked seriously at the storm circle that appeared ahead.
The flying dust and flying leaves make people unable to open their eyes at all, and the afterimage of the fast unicorn is not easy for the naked eye to follow.
Gun Gun closed his eyes very simply, holding the jasper-like bamboo stick in his hand, he seemed to stand defenselessly on the spot.
"Your patience is not enough, boy!"
His eyes suddenly opened angrily and stared forward, his arms that were originally slack gripped the weapon in his hand tightly, and the heavy and huge blunt weapon tore apart the circle of circling storm in a sweeping sweep, smashing the storm into disorder instantly The flurry of broken troops.
The knight who also broke through the storm and broke into it held the sword and spear in his hand. The thunder that was originally scattered in the wind gathered violently at this moment, and the golden thunder and lightning condensed on the blade into a sun gun with the mighty power of the sun.
The brilliant golden yellow and the glittering silver are the spectacle where the sun and the moon meet!
"let me!"
"See how strong you are!"
"Be careful not to die, get lost."
The knight who tore up the storm and the pandaren with angry eyes conveyed this silent message with their eyes. Between the lightning and flint, the golden gun of sunlight shot out, and the golden thunder and lightning that exploded like a tail flame covered the field of vision. every corner of it.
"You're still young, boy."
Gun Gun even spat on the side in a leisurely way, the fully exploded bear power wrapped in a hundred tons of impact and unavoidably met the brilliant golden light.
The spear condensed by the sunlight was smashed by Jasper's bamboo stick in an instant, crushed and defeated without the slightest resistance, but the expected silver light disappeared without a trace when the golden light shattered. His stick hit the ground, blasting a huge crater several meters deep.
The flying smoke and dust was even more confusing at this moment, as if Ron, who had disappeared from his perception, seemed to have evaporated and disappeared into this world.
The dense sound of horseshoes is also gone, there is no other sound here except for the whistling wind and the afterglow of the cracked ground.
Suddenly - a slight sound of piercing through the air came into Gun Gun's ears, and that familiar breath also broke into Gun Gun's perception circle again. Ron, who appeared behind him at some time, stood upright and was dyed by silver light. The dragon hunting sword and gun rushed from behind!
"Although I don't know what trick you used!"
"but!"
"It's useless!"
The roar of the angry bear shook the swaying bamboo forest in horror. It swept across a semi-circular bamboo stick and pulled out a jasper-colored afterimage. If nothing.
Heavy weapons?In the eyes of panda people, this is not an adjective, but a simple address, a title given by others.
The ear-piercing sound of the clash of gold and stone exploded at the same time as the origin of the sound, and a violent air wave exploded. The flying smoke, dust and grass leaves were instantly dispelled. superior.
With the strength of a bear, he forcibly stopped the man and the horse, who had reached the highest speed, and the feet that rolled and sunk into the ground dragged a deep track. Under the impact of the unicorn's full sprint, he It is also inevitable to be pushed to the rear.
The pothole he smashed before became a stumbling block at this moment, and suddenly his feet were empty, the sword and gun brushed against the bamboo stick, and the noise made by the blade cutting on it almost made people cover their ears and go away.
The thick bearskin and muscular muscles seemed to be Rolling's last line of defense. At the moment when the center of gravity was shifted, he couldn't adjust his weapon perfectly to block this unreserved blow.
The electric light jumping on his body condensed in an instant, although he was facing a pandaren, but a majestic blue dragon shadow emerged from behind him.
"Green Thunder, wear armor for me!"
The lightning that flowed on his body became a real lightning armor, and once again down-to-earth rolled the bamboo stick up and twitched, and the blade that hit the lightning armor tore out a dazzling lightning, which could be broken by just a hair. Unblocking the armor, he pierced into the billowing black and white fur.
"The progress is not bad, I didn't embarrass me."
Gun Gun, who no longer had a playful smile, nodded in satisfaction, "I have paid well for you as a student."
He grinned, then slapped Ron off Smelly's back.
"I tell you to plan to deceive the master and destroy the ancestors, and I tell you to intend to murder the teacher!"
Throwing away the stick and hitting Ron with a fistful of punches, Ron was stunned in an instant.
"Eat my new and improved set of Xia Ji Eight Dozens!"
"Whoever wants to be your student, if I have this teacher, I will hang myself today!"
Ron, who also fought back with his eight punches, unceremoniously played a set of long-lost broadcast gymnastics for elementary and middle school students across the country on Gun Gun.
The two men rolled around on the ground and the man on top of the man made dust and smoke billowing, and the scene was out of control for a while, and no one dared to step forward to stop it.
After losing his weapon, Rolling, who was dominant in fists and feet, gained the upper hand. However, Ron, who was wearing a dragon armor with fists, got a little thicker under the eyes of Rolling, half an hour after the chaos.
Ron, who seemed to have nothing to do, put on a new robe and limped out of the bamboo forest. Behind him, a pandaren squatting by the stream was splashing the cold water on his face. So that the swelling goes away quickly.
"By the way, where is the restaurant?"
After leaving the bamboo forest, Ron asked Luke.
"Ok?"
"After exercising and digesting, I have to eat more."
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After silently looking at Ron for two seconds, Lu Kedi nodded heavily, "I'll take you there."
"Can the restaurant order food? Is there dragon meat?"
"The school has a breeding farm, salamanders, uh... that is, the Chinese fireball dragon you call it, there are, how about I treat you?"
"Then I won't let you vomit blood in your purse?"
"It's okay. I own the school's farm. I'll let them kill one later. You can eat whatever you want."
"!!!"
"I still have a winery. Let's have a drink or two later. Let's chat?"
"I'm fourteen this year."
"???"
(End of this chapter)